tourwout again...

This is the third time in under 10 days this guy has hit on me.
Somehow he was able to purchase a compy, get on the internet, download Yahoo, type in some criteria and randomly find me, so how can he be this stupid? Boggles the mind don’t it!



tourwout: hi
Artemis: ?
tourwout: 40m,nc
Artemis: and?
tourwout: usa
Artemis: ok
tourwout: and u?
Artemis: OMG
Artemis: you really are that ignorant
Artemis: CAN YOU READ?
Artemis: HELLO, WTF do you think a profile is for?
tourwout: ur profile
tourwout: ?
Artemis: you have hit on me so many times now
Artemis: assbag
tourwout: haha
tourwout: so amazing profile,lol
Artemis: ?
tourwout: I m scared of u,;P
Artemis: why
tourwout: u say u r not hooker now, and u r in a relation
Artemis: OMG you are illiterate, you really can not read
Artemis: I apologize
tourwout: kidding
tourwout: J
Artemis: illiteracy is not something to make fun of
tourwout: u like assfucking
Artemis: you are to stoopid to fuck…
tourwout: maybe cos of languag
tourwout: I ma polish guy (Perpetuating a stereo type?)
tourwout: sure
tourwout: ur cam is on?

Hot guy returns

tourwout: hi
Artemis: hi
tourwout: how r u?
Artemis: well
tourwout: cool
tourwout: what up?
Artemis: just work
tourwout: at home
Artemis: work from home?
tourwout: i mean u work from home,lol?
Artemis: no that was a question; I was asking you if you work from home
tourwout: no
tourwout: i have a big cock for u
Artemis: did i ask for 1?
Artemis: you are NOT a reader are you?
tourwout: u want one?
tourwout: i m a fucker,mmm
Artemis: did you read my profile?
Artemis: you idiot
tourwout: yes
tourwout: yes
tourwout: u bitch?
Artemis: to assbags I am
tourwout: i love to fuck ur ass,mmm
Artemis: this site needs an idiot filter
tourwout: hahha
Artemis: besides you have already hit me before
Artemis: did not work then either
Artemis: do you want to see how stupid you look/read?

I inserted the link to HIS Assbaggery, he never responded…

Just another perv with a cam

kevin_holla2000

You have been invited to view kevin_holla2000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)


Artemis: who are you?

You have been invited to view kevin_holla2000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)

Artemis: hello?
Artemis: do I know you?

You have been invited to view kevin_holla2000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)

kevin_holla2000: hello
kevin_holla2000: i am kevin from germany
Artemis: why do you want me to look at you cam?
kevin_holla2000: :)
Artemis: what?
kevin_holla2000: have you a cam
Artemis: no
Artemis: Let me guess, you have your penis out and you think I have never seen anything as fabulous as your penis?
kevin_holla2000: please (He said please!)

You have been invited to view kevin_holla2000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)

Artemis: Are you really that pathetic?
Artemis: that sad
Artemis: and that desperate
Artemis: or just that stupid
kevin_holla2000: how old are you
Artemis: are you a reader?
Artemis: can you read
kevin_holla2000: ok
kevin_holla2000: sorry
Artemis: I can see you are sorry
Artemis: very sorry

WOW another penis...

mr_eckerd: hi
Artemis: hi
mr_eckerd: how ya doin
Artemis: just waiting for the end of the day
mr_eckerd: u working still
mr_eckerd: i just got home
mr_eckerd: im buck
Artemis: buck, that’s the name?
mr_eckerd: lol yea
mr_eckerd: thats it
mr_eckerd: and u are?
Artemis: ok just making sure
mr_eckerd: 26 m nc hung (Men seem to think it is of the utmost importance and tell this right away)
mr_eckerd: :)
Artemis: you profiles said long term relationship
Artemis: so you are a cheater?
mr_eckerd: looking for one
Artemis: did you read my profile or just look at pictures?
mr_eckerd: am checking it now
mr_eckerd: can u see my pic on this display? (I did, it’s his penis, and I immediately closed it)
mr_eckerd: it should be up
Artemis: you might want to READ first
mr_eckerd: oh ok
Artemis: just for future reference, read the profiles first, it impresses the ladies and gives them the illusion you are decent

“The Mutilation of Grammar”

Good Luck....

jeffy_roland: hi
jeffy_roland: are you doing?
jeffy_roland: what is your name?
Artemis: Artemis
jeffy_roland: what a lovely pciture you have,and alovely name
jeffy_roland: well am jeffy by name,but you can call me jeff
Artemis: okie dokie
jeffy_roland: well tell me about yourself,
jeffy_roland: ?
Artemis: nothing to tell, I work and eat and sleep and drink, you know the usual stuff
jeffy_roland: what about fun
Artemis: that was the drinking part
jeffy_roland: ok
jeffy_roland: well is good to talk to you.but are you married before?
Artemis: yes (First time)
jeffy_roland: but your profile is teeling you looking for a long term relationship
Artemis: no I am in 1 (Twice times)
jeffy_roland: and i want to be part of you ,if you let me?
Artemis: I am in a long term relationship (3rd time)
jeffy_roland: now
jeffy_roland: ?
Artemis: yes I am in a long term relationship (4, 4 times!)
jeffy_roland: ok
jeffy_roland: can we talk as a friend?
Artemis: I guess
jeffy_roland: ok
jeffy_roland: can i add your to my list?
jeffy_roland: have add you now
jeffy_roland: but i get to go now,i will talk to you later
jeffy_roland: bye

Day 2 of “The mutilation”

jeffy_roland: hello
jeffy_roland: how are u doing today?
Artemis: what
Artemis: geez I just logged on
Artemis: hold on
jeffy_roland: ok


3 minuets pass...

jeffy_roland: how are u doing today?
Artemis: busy

3 more minuets pass...


jeffy_roland: how are you doing
jeffy_roland: am cool
jeffy_roland: u
Artemis: cool? Are you 15?
jeffy_roland: no
jeffy_roland: why do you ask?
Artemis: just sounded very 15ish
jeffy_roland: are you 14?
Artemis: No and I don’t act 14, I don’t use the "lingo" of a 14 year old either
jeffy_roland: bcos you like chidish (chidish, isn’t this some type of fish?)
jeffy_roland: you act like that
jeffy_roland: bcos you talk to much
Artemis: And what did I do to demonstrate that?
jeffy_roland: you talk to much
jeffy_roland: about your pirate stuff (ARRRRRG!)
Artemis: Again, you are not making any sense.
jeffy_roland: you did not make any sese too
jeffy_roland: by calling me 15th (15th is 1 better than 16th)
Artemis: Please explain “pirate stuff’
jeffy_roland: you act childish
Artemis: Again, you are not making any sense.
jeffy_roland: well who is not making sense between me and you,because the way you talk ,about you been married ,am not invited,annd whosoever want to come ,should write no to pirate,that is insane (Please take a moment to re-re-re-read this, just let it sink in)
Artemis: read what you just typed.... WTF is that "should write no to pirate,that is insane"
jeffy_roland: yeah am talking about you (This line made me LOL)
Artemis: Nowhere in my profile do I have anything about a pirate, where is this coming from?
Artemis: "am not invited”? WTF is that? Invited to what
Artemis: Your mutilation of grammar is hilarious too


Granted I am not a grammatical genius, but this really goes above and beyond.

The Husband part C

raleighasian: hi
raleighasian: how are yoU?
raleighasian: what you doing today>?
Artemis: working
Artemis: m-f 8am to 5pm
raleighasian: same here
raleighasian: what do yo udo?
Artemis: I work at @#$^**
raleighasian: really
raleighasian: thats cool
Artemis: how so
raleighasian: at least yo ugot a jon (And toilet paper too!)
raleighasian: some [eople dont
Artemis: you don’t?
raleighasian: I do, some people dont
Artemis: still board with your wife, still trying to find someone else to screw?
raleighasian: yeah why not
Artemis: I am still not stupid, so why are trying here again?
raleighasian: hmmmm, maybe jsut talking
raleighasian: forget it
raleighasian: u dont want tot alk its ok (Hey man gimme your tot's)
Artemis: or are you so stupid you forgot I told you no already?
raleighasian: yeah I know, I am not stupid, whats wroing with chatting (Has yet to convince me of this, the stupid part.)
raleighasian: why do you assume everything
Artemis: there is no point in talking to me I am not going to do anything with you ever….
raleighasian: ovisely (? I have ovaries?)
Artemis: there is no assuming when you spelt it out the last time we chatted.
raleighasian: and today is a dfferrent day
raleighasian: if you dontknow how to ahve a converstion, dont talk to me (Not only can I have one, I can spell it, CONVERSATION)
Artemis: so you are mentally unstable? You change that fast just like that, overnight?
raleighasian: let me say to make you happy (There is nothing this dude can possibly say to make me happy)
raleighasian: yes I am
Artemis: I don’t know which is worse
raleighasian: you are right
raleighasian: about eveythign
Artemis: your poor wife
raleighasian: yes u are righgt
Artemis: I hope you never breed, well anymore
raleighasian: sorry
raleighasian: not with you (I am not sure why he ever thought he might be able too)
Artemis: duh, I already said no
raleighasian: did you not ehar what I said or read what I said, i fy ou dont know how to have a converstion, dont talk to me (CONVERSATION, man I still got it!)
Artemis: you care nothing of your wife or your child, you are willing to risk the stability of his home and family just to screw someone else, very selfish
raleighasian: u talking to me?
Artemis: I keep chatting because a man who is willing to do such a horrible thing deserves a beat down
raleighasian: go ahead and talk
raleighasian: I always listen to you (We go way back you know, a whole 24 hours or so)
raleighasian: helloo, talk
Artemis: No, I am done now, just wanted you to know why I kept chatting, and wanted you to know what POS (Piece Of Shit, just an FYI) I thought you were, have a nice life, good luck with destroying your childs life. Hope that works out for you.
raleighasian: thank you for you wisdom
raleighasian: ify ou dont know how to thave a conversation , please dont say anythign (CONVERSATION, dayum I am on FI-YA today!)

I hope this is not your husband Part Deux

Artemis: there you go again... acting like you want too, but if I say “no” then you would say the same thing you did earlier, “well neither would and I “so this is pointless, you obviously have no idea what you want or you are to scared to admit it, or you just, I really don’t know what, playing a very stupid immature game…
raleighasian: =o)
Artemis: wtf is that for
Artemis: it’s not cute
raleighasian: ok to the point, I am looking fomr someone
Artemis: why
Artemis: what’s wrong with your wife
raleighasian: nothing is wrong
Artemis: can you afford another woman
Artemis: a good one is not cheap
raleighasian: true
Artemis: and an ex is even more expensive
raleighasian: you saying you are a good woman?
Artemis: I am ex-wife that alone has cost him thousands this year
Artemis: can you afford the consequences?
Artemis: child support alone is 800.00 a month
raleighasian: i never said I was leaving anyone
Artemis: I never said you would leave, I was implying she would
Artemis: if she found out
raleighasian: ok
Artemis: if you wanted to leave you would have already
raleighasian: you are right
raleighasian: i was looking I have not find anyone yet
Artemis: The problem is that I am not stupid…
How would you like it if she went out looking for someone else while still married to you because she was board with you? Don’t do what you don’t want done to you
raleighasian: i dont mind, I keep telling her to go out
Artemis: right and when gets a good boinking, and does not want you any more, you will be all happy and poop, right?
raleighasian: if she tell me that she wants another man what am I suppose to do?
Artemis: Get a divorce, not screw around while still married, duh…
raleighasian: you sayinf if I was divorice, you would go out with me?
Artemis: no, I would never screw around on my hunny bunny
Artemis: never ever ever ever
Artemis: You’re an idiot. I am done talking to you.
raleighasian: ok

HOLY CATS BATMAN 

Testing Photo Upload

This is a test, it is only a test. Uh huh.

I hope this is not your husband:

This is a long one, so it's going to be in 3 parts

raleighasian: hi
Artemis: hello
raleighasian: how are you?
raleighasian: where are you from?
raleighasian: ?
Artemis: NC
raleighasian: i am in raleigh
raleighasian: u?
Artemis: Raleigh also
raleighasian: what part, I am in the east side
Artemis: I am in RTP
raleighasian: thats cool
raleighasian: what do you do if you dont mindme asking?
Artemis: transportation and logistics
raleighasian: something I dont know how to do
raleighasian: I am a computer technician
Artemis: eh, mine is not hard
Artemis: lots of maps and routing guides
raleighasian: are you married, kids?
raleighasian: sounds easy
Artemis: divorced and 1 child
raleighasian: i have a 4 year old son
raleighasian: took him to disneyland over the weekend
Artemis: a weekend at disney, was that enough time to do anything?
raleighasian: no
raleighasian: need more time
raleighasian: but it was good enought for him
raleighasian: for now
raleighasian: how old isyour kid?
raleighasian: do you have any recent pic ofyou?
raleighasian: ?
Artemis: the ones on my profile are current
raleighasian: ok
raleighasian: what doyou like to do?
Artemis: eat, drink, sleep, play cards, curling, drink.
raleighasian: drink two times
raleighasian: do you meet anyone from on line?
Artemis: I have and he is wonderful
raleighasian: is
Artemis: match.com
raleighasian: oh
raleighasian: you still see him?
Artemis: everyday
Artemis: if at all possible
Artemis: he is a compy god
raleighasian: i dont think I can use that web page
raleighasian: site
Artemis: why not
raleighasian: i have meet people
raleighasian: because I am not single
Artemis: oh, thought you were, due to your prior comments
raleighasian: my prior comment
raleighasian: about my son
Artemis: well you said nothing about your status, but asked me about mine
raleighasian: hope its ok with you that I am talking with you
raleighasian: sorry
Artemis: however I did not look at your profile, I am sure it says "married" or "in a relationship" there, right?
raleighasian: yes
raleighasian: i think
Artemis: ok, my bad then
raleighasian: sorry, its say no answer
Artemis: you should change that!
raleighasian: usually I say yes when someone ask
raleighasian: did I offend you?
Artemis: no
Artemis: you have said nothing out of the way yet
Artemis: are you in fact Asian?
raleighasian: do you meet anyone else?
raleighasian: yes I am asian
raleighasian: have you dated one before?
Artemis: my pookie is Japanese, he's hot
Artemis: a few other guys but they ended up as friends
raleighasian: i see
Artemis: 4 or 5
raleighasian: i have dated one white girl in my time
raleighasian: would you meet anyone else?
raleighasian: how involved were you with them?
raleighasian: most of the people I dated was asian
Artemis: not very
Artemis: we went out a few times and just ended up as friends hanging out
raleighasian: do you meet any married men?
Artemis: 3 of them I still hang out with regularly
raleighasian: i have meet people and became friends
Artemis: I would never go out with a married man
Artemis: never ever ever
Artemis: ever
raleighasian: i would not expect you to
Artemis: well that is an odd question to ask
raleighasian: sorry, just wanted to know
Artemis: and what if I had said yes
raleighasian: i would not want to go out with someone else, but hang out have a good time is ok
raleighasian: i would say
raleighasian: that its cool if you do, but I am not looking for a girlfriend, but hanging out sometimes is ok
raleighasian: what would you say?
raleighasian: if I did ask?
Artemis: no, unless your wife was there too.
Artemis: then a Yes would be in order
raleighasian: just to hang out?
Artemis: the wife would have to be there
Artemis: I would be mad as hell if my husband went to hang out with some strange woman he had met on a chat site, that is just not normal
raleighasian: does your friend wife there as well?
raleighasian: have you dont anything with them?
Artemis: wait, none of my friends are married, a few have girlfriends and sometimes they come too, but I knew them, I know them all
Artemis: why are you asking if you are not interested?
raleighasian: i am interested, but I dont know if you are
Artemis: why would you want to meet some woman to hang out and not have your wife there?
Artemis: interested in what?
raleighasian: you
Artemis: you said you were not interested
raleighasian: i said i was not looking for a girlfriend
Artemis: what are you looking for then
Artemis: someone else to screw
raleighasian: why do you think that way?
Artemis: from what you are saying
Artemis: how else would I get that idea?
raleighasian: do you think I want to do that with you?
Artemis: duh
Artemis: why would you want to hang out with a woman you have never met with out your wife being there?
raleighasian: i dont know about doing that with anyone yet, because I dont know them.
Artemis: you make no sense at all, read back to what you have typed.......the whole thing
Artemis: one minute you say you would, the next you say no
raleighasian: and if I say I would want to do that, what do you say?
raleighasian: sorry, to make you confuse
raleighasian: i was saying that I dont know if I would do it becuase I dont know them. but I would like to hang out sometimes
raleighasian: you still with me?

By this point I am just banging my head on my desk.
STAY TUNED, SAME BAT CHANNEL, SAME BAT TIME FOR:
Part 2 and 3 to follow!

The Pretty Boy

prettyboy7746: I want to lick you from head to toe and front to back and everything inbetween mmmm (WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG)
Artemis: what?
Artemis: pardon?
prettyboy7746: sorry when i saw your profile i had to say something..i know that was alittle to blunt
Artemis: I don’t know you, has that line ever worked?
prettyboy7746: i have never used it as a line
Artemis: you just did
prettyboy7746: well i know i did this time lol,,but no i never have
Artemis: and your only 25
prettyboy7746: well 28 now,,the photos are updated but not the profile
Artemis: I am 36, your about 8 years too young
prettyboy7746: lol,,, at this age i dont think that really maters
Artemis: And you obviously have no tack or class
Artemis: I am into quality not quantity
prettyboy7746: i dont need it

From my personal experience “pretty boy’s” who have to beg like this have small penis’s/penises/peni ?

Creepy old guy again

maxbrushstroke: =)
Artemis : hello...
maxbrushstroke: Hello... how are you?
maxbrushstroke: Are you at work?
Artemis : as always
maxbrushstrokes2001: No Holidays for you?
Artemis : nope
maxbrushstroke: I guess "Logistics" are in high demand these days, good for you!
Artemis : everyday
maxbrushstroke: I wish I could plug some of it into my art through you...
Artemis : what? plug some of what?
maxbrushstroke: ... "plug" some of "logistics"...
Artemis : into art through me? what are you talking about
maxbrushstroke: ... into my art through your artistically inspirational features..
Artemis : what in the hell are you saying
maxbrushstroke: I assume your "logistics" sensibility filters through your body pores, therfore drawing/painting you would bring some of that stuff (logistics) into my art!
maxbrushstroke: Did you go to UNC-CH?
Artemis : no I went to UNC-D (University of North Carolina in Dobson, or A.K.A. Surry Community College)
maxbrushstroke: Ok...
Artemis : ok, you want me to sweat (through my pores), then you can paint an 18 wheel truck?
maxbrushstroke: ; )
maxbrushstroke: ... you mean a "36" wheel truck?
Artemis : 36?
Artemis : 19 w/ the spare
maxbrushstroke: I thought you were refering to a wheel for every year!
maxbrushstroke: Bad humor, sorry...
Artemis : uh, um, er, no
maxbrushstroke1: wow... very creative, excellent! A+
Artemis : for what, for someone who uses such big flowery words and so many of them, you make almost no sense whatsoever
maxbrushstroke: ty...
Artemis : i guess

Scam, he came back

kenneth ndobu: hi
kenneth ndobu: hru?
Artemis : fine at work
kenneth ndobu: marry xmas to u
kenneth ndobu: u at work like u said
kenneth ndobu: right?
Artemis : what?
kenneth ndobu: never mind
kenneth ndobu: whats the name again lol?
kenneth ndobu: i'm kenneth
Artemis : Artemis
kenneth ndobu: oh
kenneth ndobu: nice to meet u again
Artemis : I guess
kenneth ndobu: display ur picx
Artemis : it is
kenneth ndobu: don't see it
Artemis : I don’t know what to tell you, its a monkey on display
kenneth ndobu: don't worry about it
Artemis : I’m not (duh)
kenneth ndobu: so what about the thing we discus the last time?
kenneth ndobu: well just saw ur profile was wow
kenneth ndobu: u are wounderfull in it
Artemis :I will not give you my bank account #, are you stupid
kenneth ndobu: y?
Artemis : right, I am going to give you, a stranger, access to my millions (ok, hundreds, er, um, OK 10’s, happy?)
Artemis : are you stupid? again I ask
Artemis : you can send me a certified check?
kenneth ndobu: pls this legal
kenneth ndobu: don't know what u thinking
Artemis : and I’ll deposit it, then you can hope I give it too you, CERTIFIED CHECKS ONLY BUDDY
Artemis: what moron would give a stranger access to their account? Really, how did I become so successful, you may ask, well, sir, NOT BY LETTING PEOPLE INTO MY ACCOUNT TO TAKE ME MONEY DUH!
kenneth ndobu: anyway it's ok don't wanna burder u at all this on this chat ("burder"?)
Artemis : so you wont send me a certified check? Or money order? For all your money?
Artemis : you could just put the money in a box and ship it to me
Artemis : I take cash
Artemis : hello?
kenneth ndobu: it's not funny with what u are saying at all couse i'm 3much serious about that transaction,but since u don't wanna talk about it,why don'y we chat on other issues
Artemis : no, I will accept a certified check, there is nothing funny about it, really I will
kenneth ndobu: ok
kenneth ndobu: listen fist i really wanna know if u can cash the check and be trusted?
Artemis : of, course
Artemis : why would you not? You asked me because you trusted me right?
kenneth ndobu: 2,are u okay with ur persentage accorden to the letter that was sent to u?
Artemis : sure
kenneth ndobu: ok good
kenneth ndobu: give me ur home adress and ur phone as to be reaching u fother
BUZZ!!!
Artemis : not going to give you my #
kenneth ndobu: u just have to give me ur number as to reach u as it's going
kenneth ndobu: well u can stop if burder with this (OK this the second time the word “burder” has been used, its makes me think of burgers, which makes me hungry)
kenneth ndobu: that's if ur mind say no to it (What part of “NO” did this dude miss)
kenneth ndobu: i can fause u ( “fause” This may have been an obscene gesture, or not, may have been just stupidity? The world may never know)
kenneth ndobu: but it's legal
Artemis : fause u? What is that?
kenneth ndobu: no i'm just trying to let u know every thing about this transaction is truthfull and legal
kenneth ndobu: but i can do with out ur number mrs
Artemis : well I did a Google search for Assurance Bank Limited here in Nigeria, there is nothing in it
Artemis : so it does not exists
kenneth ndobu: well let's just be the friends we've always been if this transaction is gonna make u hate then let's cut it off (We go way back, all the way to yesterday)
Artemis : send me a link to the home page
kenneth ndobu: u have to belive me
kenneth ndobu: thats all
Artemis : you are an idiot
kenneth ndobu: ty ( I called him an idiot and he says Thank you?)
Artemis : no no ty
kenneth ndobu: well with all u've said
kenneth ndobu: i still know what i'm talking about
kenneth ndobu: any can we just chat on other issue? (There is no end in sight)
kenneth ndobu: couse i'm not really to miss u chat because of one transaction or the other (Um, what?)
kenneth ndobu: are u there?
Artemis : I am still trying to find ANY record of this bank
kenneth ndobu: baby 4get if u don't belive (BABY!?!?)
kenneth ndobu: ok
Artemis : SEND ME A LINK
kenneth ndobu: pls would u do that 4me?
Artemis : NOW
kenneth ndobu: baby i'm trying that too (AGAIN WITH THE BABY!??!)
kenneth ndobu: but i can just get to the link
kenneth ndobu: but promiss u
kenneth ndobu: 1 thing
Artemis : why not
Artemis : why can you not just get the link
Artemis : and don’t call me baby, you don’t know me
kenneth ndobu: if u say so
kenneth ndobu: but i'm really to if u would let me
Artemis : let you what?
kenneth ndobu: know u more that u can imaging (!?@@%%@>< ewww)
Artemis : in our previous chat I told you I was NOT single and you were to young
Artemis : even if I were single, I AM NOT SINGLE, you would STILL be to young
Artemis : how stupid are you
kenneth ndobu: and i made u understand that age is just a number
kenneth ndobu: is that how u say stupid to ever person
kenneth ndobu: or u just like saying
kenneth ndobu: i don't say that to people no mather what case it's
Artemis : I do when they don’t listen and I have to repeat myself, and you have proven that age is not just a # but a true determining factor, a true division between maturity and immaturity.
kenneth ndobu: baby do u reallt want me to know u or as to be ur friend? (OMG)
kenneth ndobu: no just tell me
Artemis : neither
Artemis : go away
kenneth ndobu: ?

Technicality

tophat1973: Hi there!
Artemis : hello
tophat1973: How are ya
tophat1973: ..and what's up today?
Artemis : better
tophat1973: What was wrong?
Artemis : just work
Artemis : sinus issues
tophat1973: What sort of work do you do?
Artemis : transportation / logistics
tophat1973: I read that....
tophat1973: Wha tdo you do for fun?
Artemis : drink
tophat1973: WOW! You sound fun...is that it?
tophat1973: What do you do for fun WHILE drinking?
Artemis : like what are wanting to know here, I drink for fun, that includes a glass, vodka, tonic, ice and lime... there is usually some talking and laughing also
tophat1973: Sounds fun. Drinking tends to lead to sex for me.
Artemis : wow and you are a guy right, that is amazing, I have never heard of that before from a GUY
tophat1973: Im sure you haven't
Artemis : you have a penis and everything?
tophat1973: You mean to tell me that doesn't happen to you?
Artemis : not every one has the same result, some of us are different
tophat1973: And you count yourself among those?
Artemis : yes I can count
Artemis : I have fingers AND toes
Artemis : so 10 is my limit
tophat1973: Surprising to hear you have all 10, considering the company online
tophat1973: lotta freaks here
Artemis : company on line? You are currently my company online...
Artemis : are you missing things?
tophat1973: Not you and I...people generally
Artemis : oh, ok
tophat1973: Well, in any event, we should get naked together! (This is based on a few photos and the fact I drink, desperation is very unattractive.)
Artemis : and why is that
tophat1973: It's fun (or funny, guys might need to take into consideration being laughed at, especially when you act this pathetic.)
Artemis : did you read my profile or just look at pictures?
tophat1973: I gave it a cursory glance...but mostly looked at pix
Artemis : are you a READER?
tophat1973: I mean,,,,it says you don't want to see my penis, but it says nothing about going beyond that. (She said “no way in hell. He heard “I want you to do me all night and ½ the day tomorrow, and then I will fix some snacks for your fiends who have arrived to watch football. I’ll keep your frosted mugs full of beer, WHILE I clean in a French maid uniform.)
tophat1973: Yeah, I make a living reading....kinda
Artemis : it also says I am in a long term relationship
tophat1973: It does, but it also does not say that the relationship is highly exclusive. (How pathetic do you have to be to try to convince someone they want to have sex with you on a technicality?)
tophat1973: ON a close reading, it leaves that open. (Now he decides to read closely)
Artemis : wow, ok, now I know what I have to add..
tophat1973: Well, if you're not inclined to meet people for sex, yes.
Artemis : ok, read it now
tophat1973: See, that's not so much fun.
Artemis : and there is an option to say still looking, which I have NOT selected
Artemis : or just plain Looking
Artemis : not selected either
tophat1973: Well, have a nice day then. Nice talking to you.

My profile was amended.

SCAM, has anyone ever really fallen for this?

kenobu20002000: hi zuza
kenobu20002000: u there/?
Artemis : I am working
kenobu20002000: don;t mean to disturd u (Turd is a funny word)
kenobu20002000: gat a nice profile(GAT, BANG BANG, don’t folks pop a cap in your ass with a GAT?)
kenobu20002000: u are cute
Artemis : ty
kenobu20002000: do u mine if i chat u a little my magesty?
Artemis:?
Artemis : I am not single
kenobu20002000: do u mind?
kenobu20002000: pls chat me?
Artemis : I am 36 and not single, what do you want to talk about?
kenobu20002000: age is just a number to me
Artemis : not to me, there is a world of difference, even between 33 and 36
kenobu20002000: i understand
kenobu20002000: want me stop typing?
Artemis : I just don’t see what we could chat about
kenobu20002000: that is becouse u don't know what say to me (Ture dat. I don't speak stupid very well, but I am learning)
kenobu20002000: i'm kenneth
kenobu20002000: gat a name? (BANG BANG)
Artemis : Artemis
kenobu20002000: wow nice name u've gat (BANG BANG)
kenobu20002000: pleasure to meet u
Artemis : ok
kenobu20002000: u well come
kenobu20002000: so tell what do u do?
kenobu20002000: i'm a business man ( Do all businessmen type this bad?)
Artemis : transportation and logistics
kenobu20002000: wow
kenobu20002000: well i'm into buying and selling of goods
kenobu20002000: 've u been to south africa b4?
Artemis : no
kenobu20002000: non of africa u've been to?
Artemis : none
kenobu20002000: would u like to come to africa?
Artemis : not really
kenobu20002000: guess u might wanna 1 day (I said no, WTF)
Artemis : no, I am more of a northern European type
kenobu20002000: u from u.s?
kenobu20002000: right?
Artemis : yes
kenobu20002000: oh that reminds me atemis
Artemis : of what?
kenneth ndobu: pls i know i'm just meetting u 4 the fist but i think i should tell u this (on the edge of my seat)
Artemis : what is that
kenneth ndobu: well formerly i work with(Assurance Bank Limited here in Nigeria.)b4 i some 1 else took my post
Artemis : ok and what does that mean to me?
kenneth ndobu: there is this man Mr. Anthony Zimmer, from delta state, who used to work with Shell Oil Development Company in Nigeria.
Artemis : so, why do you have to tell me that?
kenneth ndobu: are u listening?
Artemis : I have never heard of Assurance Bank Limited in Nigeria
Artemis : big deal
Artemis : Anthony Zimmer<-- don’t now him
kenneth ndobu: sure u don't know him
kenneth ndobu: i'm just trying to tell u some thing
Artemis : why must you tell me this, why is this so important?
kenneth ndobu: if only u would listening
Artemis : you have said nothing, there is nothing to read
kenneth ndobu: ok maby i should just send u the whole details
Artemis : see this IS the difference between 28 and 36
kenneth ndobu: can u give me ur mail address so i can send it over
kenneth ndobu: don't conclud yet
kenneth ndobu: u there?
kenneth ndobu: give me ur mail address?
Artemis :@&#TDGH*&@hotmail.com
kenneth ndobu: k
kenneth ndobu: have u seen it?
kenneth ndobu: i want u to go through it properly
kenneth ndobu: mean read it carefuly
Artemis : no I don’t have it
kenneth ndobu: i'm correct with the speling (which would be an enormous improvement from the rest of this chat, but very unlikely)
kenneth ndobu: think it's come
kenneth ndobu: i've send it
kenneth ndobu: or do i past it here so u can see it?
Artemis : I have not gotten it
kenneth ndobu: ok
kenneth ndobu: do i copy it in here and paste it to u?
Artemis : yes
kenneth ndobu: k
Here is where the SCAM begins
kenneth ndobu: unserviceable by Assurance Bank Limited,the bank where this huge deposit were lodged. Particularly, Assurance Bank Limited where the deceased had an account valued at about US$3Million has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the 6 weeks. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 1 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased and to claim the account valued at US$3Million which can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money. 60% me, 35% you and 5%or any expenses we might run into during this transaction. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protec
kenneth ndobu: gat it? (BANG BANG again)
kenneth ndobu: ever since i've been looking 4 a trusted person over there in u.s that i could make this transaction with (ME?)
kenneth ndobu: the money is $3m
kenneth ndobu: all document is intact all i need is just an acount number to wire the money too
kenneth ndobu: and i hope if u are in,the persentage will be ok with u?
Artemis : wow I have seen this like 5 times, you are the 5th person to give me that same information, amazing
kenneth ndobu: well gtg now

Too many big wurds for me to understand

I guess this would be the other end of the spectrum, correct grammar and spelling, but very creepy.

maxbrushstroke: Classic throughout. Missing you...
Artemis : hi
maxbrushstrokes: Hello... How are you? Happy New Year!!!
Artemis : very happy
maxbrushstroke: Good, I'm happy for you...
maxbrushstroke: You deserve to have your physical beauty and sensuality be perpetuated through art!
Artemis : pardon me?
Artemis : what?
maxbrushstroke: You are a gem, and I have consistently stated that to you...
maxbrushstroke: ... that you deserve to be the subject matter of a work of art...
Artemis : o
Artemis : k
maxbrushstroke: ... remember? I'm your "favorite" artiste!
maxbrushstroke1: The studio you wouldn't visit because it wasn't "public"!
Artemis : I know
maxbrushstroke: Your overall demeanor, as conveyed through this medium, comes across as one that is craving for artistic identification, admiration and appreciation...
Artemis : uh? How’s that?
Artemis : what did I say or do?
maxbrushstroke: It's your physical features and seductive body language... all in a classy manner
Artemis : might it be because of the person taking the picture?
maxbrushstroke: ... a disguised sense of innocence that I love...
Artemis : I did not think that was a disguise
maxbrushstroke: yes, there something to that, but you obliterate the presence of the photographer..
maxbrushstroke: is
maxbrushstroke: ... I know, it's something that you do naturally...
Artemis : I guess
maxbrushstroke: yes, I say it in a positive context...
maxbrushstroke: I have always been amused by your beauty and corporal expressiveness...
Artemis : I am really not an artsy type of person, therefore most of what you speak makes no sense to me.
maxbrushstroke: ... and I'm no prince charming, nor am I someone in your spectrum of romantic candidates, nevertheless I have always found hard/impossible to ignore your cyber presence...
maxbrushstroke: You not being "artsy type" has nothing to do with whether you understand what I'm talking about or not...
Artemis: okie dokie
maxbrushstroke: You still have an open invitation to visit my studio and see my art



That would be a NEGATORY GHOST RIDER

My lips aint moving but my eyes said what!?!

pilloryjack: Hi there...just curious if you might be interested in some chat on BDSM, I live in Raleigh as well...
Artemis: BDSM?
pilloryjack: Bondage/Domination Dominant/submissive fun? I don't mean to be lude or anything...it's an interest of mine...
Artemis: I don’t think I listed that in my "interests", did i?
pilloryjack: No, perhaps I just saw a glint in your eye on your profile pic, that you might enjoy the naughtier side of fun...if I am wrong, I'm sorry.
Artemis: if I enjoyed it, I would post it

Different person same load of crap

mikeacarrera: i saw your profile picture and just wnated to compliment you
Artemis: ty
mikeacarrera: you're welcome
mikeacarrera: you have amazing beautiful and expressive eyes...
mikeacarrera: they say so much about you
Artemis: and what would that be?
mikeacarrera: that you're a warm, fun and caring woman...
mikeacarrera: they also say that you have a very sensual and open side
Artemis: they are liars then


The only few “looks” I can achieve with or in my eyes is as follows, in no particular order:

1) Drunk
2) Doe eyed
3) Not sober
4) Completely blonde
5) Irritated
6) inebriated
7) Stupid
8) Intoxicated
9) Sick
10) Under the influence
11) Tired
12) Last but not least De-runk


I am still waiting to be told they are like Olympic pools (like Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd) or so sensual, like Corinthian leather, only to be compared to the seats in a BMW sedan

He's so HOT, he swears! In a caveman way

Tourwout: hello care to chat
Artemis: there is nothing on your profile?
tourwout: 40m,raleigh
tourwout: single
tourwout: very hot guy
Artemis: really
tourwout: handsome also
Artemis: really
tourwout: yes sure
tourwout: no pic on this damn pc
Artemis: aww too bad
tourwout: but,u'll see my pic soon
Artemis: you've seen all mine
tourwout: not yet
tourwout: show me all of u
Artemis: nope
Artemis: hell no
tourwout: a good guy (caveman traslation: oooh OOOH oooh OOOH)
Artemis: a good guy would not ask that
tourwout: i am a good guy but hot (caveman traslation: ooh OOH aah OOH oh)
Artemis: right
tourwout: a good and hot guy would ask
tourwout: yes tight
Artemis: a good hot guy would not have to ask
tourwout : i ask for the reason (caveman traslation: oh OOH aah OH oh)
tourwout: i keep secret and promise (caveman traslation: ooh AAH ah OH ooh)
tourwout: a real guy is me (caveman traslation: ooh AAH )
tourwout: i cant hear u
Artemis: what makes you think your penis soooo much better that all the rest thrown at me? humm do I look like I have problems getting penis?
Artemis: unless you are Brad Pitt or George Clooney bu-bye
tourwout: brad i gay i guess,lol (caveman traslation: me want brad)
tourwout: brad is gay i mean
tourwout: i'm staright (this is now up for debate)
tourwout: i have no abnormal penis at all (?)
Artemis: I am not currently looking for anything other what i already have (this is in my profile)
tourwout: i love to rub,suck,lick and fuck for a long time, and many times...i love to fuck ass too if i'm given (me love you long time?)
Artemis: thanks for playing
tourwout: what play?
tourwout: r u black or white/
tourwout: ?
tourwout: i have no preference at all (really? never would have guessed that)
tourwout: me white (caveman traslation: hooh HAAH )
tourwout: anyways...i gotta go
tourwout: see u nite and i'll show my pic (caveman traslation: hohoh AAH OHO)
tourwout: ok/
tourwout: bye

Some folk’s thing a lot of themselves

suttons21: hello hun (Note to guys, don't call us Hun if you don't know us, or really even if you do)

suttons21: how are u doing today?
Artemis: hello
suttons21: how are u doing hun? (Attila The Hun maybe?)
suttons21: why say hello to just ignore?
Artemis: very busy
suttons21: ahhh, well I wont bother u then.....it would have spoken volumes about your character however to tell me that up front....and not just ignore a human being!
suttons21: and to think I was jealous of your long term relationship...due to the fact that you are very attractive, however now I pity your BF, due to how ugly you are on the inside!!!
Artemis: I don’t know you, you don’t pay my bills, you are not my top priority, deal with it, or not, I don’t care
Artemis: Oh never mind is see you are only 23, that explains everything.
suttons21: yeah, a 23 yr old that respects a person to acknowledge their existence and you, a grown women that doesnt, shame your parents failed to instill manners and common courtesy in your upbringing!
Artemis: I repeat: I don’t know you, you don’t pay my bills, you are not my top priority, deal with it, or not, I don’t care

Perverts with cams: dave309087

I truly hate these folks.

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And So It Was

Bent: what about "assbaggery.com" where people submit the idiocies they encounter on chat?
Arte: i dunno
Arte: is there 1?
Bent: i was thinking we'd invent it
Arte: OK
Arte: lol
Bent: i think it would fly
Arte: Hell yeah
Bent: things that make you go hmm..
Arte: lol
Arte: and ew

I am a fat loser, so he says..

rldqaz: hi
Artemis : hi
rldqaz: like your pic
Artemis : ty
rldqaz: see mine
Artemis : I did (gadzooks!)
rldqaz: 44
rldqaz: aries
Artemis : aries?
Artemis : where is that
rldqaz: thats my sign
rldqaz: im in asheville
Artemis : oh, did not realize people still cared about signs
rldqaz: im into all kinds of things
rldqaz: maybe could teach u
rldqaz: long as i keep u from fire
Artemis : and hookers
rldqaz: yea
rldqaz: ive never been to hookers
rldqaz: always had women (this is clearly a lie, look him up, he aint pretty and his attitude blows chunks)
rldqaz: oh im dominant 2
rldqaz: but not sadist
Artemis : well, I guess it takes all kinds
rldqaz: whats your sign
Artemis : STOP
rldqaz: by fatty
Artemis : LOL
Artemis : you called me fat..... that’s a hoot
rldqaz: better than cussing
rldqaz: im just 2 nice
Artemis : well you do have nerve
rldqaz: i am just like u (um, no, your not!)
rldqaz: jaded
rldqaz: experienced
Artemis : yeah, but I don’t resort to tacky tactics
rldqaz: telling me stop makes me want to spank u
Artemis : did you read my profile?
rldqaz: yea
Artemis : what part did you miss?
rldqaz: u still need me to take u higher
Artemis : no thanks, I am fine
rldqaz: by loser
Artemis : LOL, you are really insecure
rldqaz: it takes 2 to tango
rldqaz: an i never waste time
rldqaz: whats your sign
Artemis : I have a gay friend that says he might be interested in you
rldqaz: not me
rldqaz: i only do 3 somes with women (somehow I doubt this to be accurate)

Welcome Assbags!

Bent: there's alot of assbaggage online tonite
Bent: lol
Arte: lol
Bent: have to admit that i may have bagged before
Arte: OH NO
Arte: WAY
Bent: ok, no
Bent: ;)
Bent: http://assbaggery.blogspot.com/