jappel99: Assbag in 4 lines or less...Geez

jappel99: Hi, I'm John in Greensboro....so what's up with you this fine afternoon?
Artemis: nothing
jappel99: Me either..bored....so what would you rather be doing??
Artemis: what i am doing, drinking vodka, watching tv and goofing on the compy
jappel99: Cool...I don't drink....but I do love to goof around and play and relax.... wish you were here....lol
Artemis: what?
jappel99: Huh? What?
Artemis: you want a stranger there with you, some one you have less than 5 minutes with
Artemis: ?
Artemis: what is that bullshit
jappel99: Never mind....see ya.
Artemis: DUH! HAD YOU READ MY PROFILE YOU WOULD KNOW
Artemis: P A T H E T I C

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pack_man_fan: mmm lets suck a cock together =)
Artemis: why are you begging? are you that unattractive? or pathetic or just both?


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Artemis: see above question
pack_man_fan: no just bi... and think u are hot
Artemis: i don't give a shit what you think, had you read my profile you would not be wasting your time

I guess I have no patience today

joshua_harris_gold

joshua_harris_gold: hey
Artemis: hey
joshua_harris_gold: how r u?
Artemis: i am well
joshua_harris_gold: thats great
joshua_harris_gold: what r u doing toeday?
joshua_harris_gold: today*
Artemis: working, like i do everyday
joshua_harris_gold: what do u do?
Artemis: european rma escalations
joshua_harris_gold: awesome
joshua_harris_gold: how long have u ben doing that?
Artemis: for this company less than a year
Artemis: year
joshua_harris_gold: oh
joshua_harris_gold: what is it that u do?
Artemis: i am the escalations manager, when things go wrong and people complain it's up to me to resolve it and make them happy
joshua_harris_gold: nice
joshua_harris_gold: how long have u been doing that for?
Artemis: total 9 years
joshua_harris_gold: coo
joshua_harris_gold: what r u doing tonight?
Artemis: why do you ask that?
joshua_harris_gold: just making convo
Artemis: well, i am going for a 1 or 2 mile bike ride, helping my son with homework, grilling
joshua_harris_gold: nice
joshua_harris_gold: are u married?
Artemis: it's all in my profile, besides you like 20 something
joshua_harris_gold: what am ittoo young?
Artemis: uh, WAY to young
joshua_harris_gold: not really i love older women anyway
Artemis: well they MAY not love you or you not care about that
Artemis: i just said you were too young and now you wanna argue that with me
Artemis: you think i dont know myself?
Artemis: and what i like
Artemis: did YOU READ MY PROFILE
joshua_harris_gold: im sry, im not arguing with you
joshua_harris_gold: i hope it didnt come across like that
Artemis: And i dont really care what OTHER women love, I am not them
joshua_harris_gold: never said u were
joshua_harris_gold: ur right
Artemis: like i said all you need to know is in my profile, there are words there too, not just pictures
joshua_harris_gold: i read it
joshua_harris_gold: before i PMed u
Artemis: and yet you did
joshua_harris_gold: oh
joshua_harris_gold: im sry
joshua_harris_gold: didnt mean to bother u

gvegasslugger00, his wife is so freaking lucky

gvegasslugger00: hey there
gvegasslugger00: good morning
gvegasslugger00: i am over in greenville
Artemis: hello
gvegasslugger00: whats up for today
gvegasslugger00: so what do you do in Raleigh
Artemis: european rma escalation
gvegasslugger00: oooook, what is that?
gvegasslugger00: i am actually heading to Raleigh today for work
Artemis: when crap goes wrong in europe they escalate to me and i do some ass chewing and make it work (kidding, I don't chew any ass)
gvegasslugger00: oh
gvegasslugger00: never heard of a job like that
gvegasslugger00: very attractive in your pics
Artemis: 3rd one i have had like this
gvegasslugger00: i see
gvegasslugger00: so are you pretty busy today
Artemis: well i am trying write the procedures for License Vouchers
Artemis: it's not going so well right now
gvegasslugger00: i see
gvegasslugger00: so are you involved right now
gvegasslugger00: i am married
Artemis: so you are involved
Artemis: aint that enough
Artemis: what does it matter, of my status?
gvegasslugger00: just asking is all
Artemis: but your married, so why ask?
Artemis: or are you a cheating assbag?
gvegasslugger00: no i was just asking a question
gvegasslugger00: sorry i bothered you
Artemis: your profile said married and looking
Artemis: so it was not just a question
Artemis: you were fishing
Artemis: why would someone who is married even bother asking that?

...................nuff said I guess

hatteras26

hatteras26: Hello
Artemis: hello
hatteras26: how are u
hatteras26: good good
hatteras26:
Artemis: i am well
hatteras26: well...fyi..i'm 26 and in Raleigh temporarily lol
Artemis: ok
hatteras26: what do u do
Artemis: european rma escalations and I am 37...
hatteras26: "rma" what's that
hatteras26: 37 is good
Artemis: return material acquisitions
Artemis: 37 is good for what?
hatteras26: well, i dont know what the hell that is lol
hatteras26: i like older women..
Artemis: you are not unique in that
hatteras26: yeah i know
hatteras26: well, you wanna get a drink tonite?
Artemis: i get drunk most every night
hatteras26: lol how about with me
Artemis: why?
Artemis: you are 26
hatteras26: im bored...
hatteras26: and you should say
hatteras26: "26 is good
Artemis: no, 26 is very young and not much else
hatteras26: lol
hatteras26: ill change your mind
Artemis: how's that
hatteras26: i like to be a slave every now and then lol
hatteras26: can be good for pleasiing
Artemis: what was the last thing you read?
hatteras26: 26 is young and not much else
Artemis: what was the last thing you read?
hatteras26: youre witty
hatteras26: and smart
hatteras26: lol
Artemis: and your not
Artemis: either
Artemis: the answer to my question should have been "your profile"
Artemis: but you did not read that
hatteras26: are you a domme?
Artemis: you are far to immature for me, and uninformed
hatteras26: well
Artemis: READ MY DAMN PROFILE
hatteras26: i admit i am definitely uniformed
Artemis: idiots
hatteras26: I DID
Artemis: gees
Artemis: then how can you still be so stupid
Artemis: as to keep asking me shit
Artemis: like that
hatteras26: it makes you sound like you are narrowing down what you do you like in the bondage lifestyle
Artemis: I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP
hatteras26: alot o people are
Artemis: what part about that escapes you?
Artemis: go away

zealmclance

zealmclance: hi baby
zealmclance: How u doing?
Artemis: baby? you know me?
zealmclance: Sorry for tht
zealmclance: How u doing?
Artemis: ok
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: so wht ur name?
Artemis: that's personal
zealmclance: I am Zeal by name
zealmclance: i am from Indiana
zealmclance: Redkey
Artemis: ok
zealmclance: i am 43 yrs of age
zealmclance: i am a building contractor
zealmclance: i am acring and passionate man
Artemis: are you a reader?
zealmclance: i am not online here to play or look for job
Artemis: so what are you here for?
zealmclance: i am looking for caring and lovely woman on here
Artemis: do you read
zealmclance: tht why i am on here
Artemis: can you read?
zealmclance: why did u ask me tht?
Artemis: because you obviously did NOT read my profile
zealmclance: Oh yea
Artemis: yeah
zealmclance: cos i can't find nothing on ur Profile
zealmclance: tell me about it zealmclance: \Okay
Artemis: "Marital Status: Long-term Relationship Sex: Female Occupation: Logistics More About Me Hobbies: Curling. I set a hooker on fire once in Reno. Looking for a COH player. No I do not have a cam. Latest News: If your profile is blank, donÂ’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I donÂ’t want to see your penis, and saying "nice tits" is NOT an accolade. Looking for a COH player.' ( I copied all of this from my profile)
zealmclance: so wht about it?
Artemis: click under "ACTIONS" then "CONTACT ACTIONS" then "VIEW PROFILE"
Artemis: and there it all is
zealmclance: r u Engage?
Artemis: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship..Is this not enough
zealmclance: Ok
Artemis: "If your profile is blank, donÂ’t bother me."
zealmclance: so u trying to tell me to leave u alone huh?
Artemis
Artemis: BLANK
zealmclance: yea
zealmclance: i can tell u
zealmclance: if u care to ask me
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: ? what?
zealmclance: dont u wanna chat with me?
Artemis: no, you did not bother to read my profil therefore you never intended to pay any attention to what I had to say you dismissed me from the start
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: am sorry
zealmclance: can we get to knwo better now?

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Artemis: I have someone......HELLO ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
zealmclance: Yea
zealmclance: Hello!!!
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: you need to find someone else to beg, not me
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: bye

ajcim277, NOT A COMPLIMENT

ajcim277: you look good for your age
Artemis: thanks
ajcim277: hmm ......you look about a 34c
ajcim277: ...am i close??
Artemis: ? PARDON
ajcim277: was just curious about your measurements
ajcim277: ...meant as a compliment
Artemis: that would be none of your business
Artemis: and no that is not a compliment
ajcim277: of course it is
ajcim277: im just saying you have a nice figure
Artemis: then say that, not "hay are you a 40DD'?
Artemis: that IS NOT a compliment
ajcim277: i didn't say you were a 40dd
Artemis: is your penis less than 2 inches cause you act like it is
ajcim277: you're getting all upset
ajcim277: all i said was that you looked great ......
ajcim277: and was just asking if you were a 34c
ajcim277: i wasn't trying to upset you
Artemis: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT