Please don't misunderstand me I LOVE HOCKEY, however, you can not over look the obvious gayness...
Things I heard in last nights game:
He was bent over
reach around
wrap around attempt
big commodore with out his stick
back behinder in front
fresh set of legs out there
Around behind the reach of...
under no circumstance is it OK to break your stick during action
he was an inch wide and didn't go in
Ward humps it along with a big stick
Oilers have really taken a body on Erick
Oilers have to play it deeper
they are delving back end, Rusty has to play (women never want to hear that)
He is taken on by Whitney
Double teamed (?) (may not be such a bad thing)
Penaile-ty coming
Vasicek sounds sexual or vulgar...
3 on 2
He's a rocket!
And of course what all guys want to hear from their friends at the end of the night "HE SCORES"
