onenightincovington: hi there
Artemis: hello
onenightincovington: care to chat a bit?
Artemis: what bout?
onenightincovington: nothing specific
onenightincovington: get to know each other?
Artemis: ok
onenightincovington: did you have a chance to view my profile yet?
Artemis: no not really, why? what’s in there?
onenightincovington: not much really
onenightincovington: i am 39
onenightincovington: male
onenightincovington: greensboro
Artemis: oh, then why should I bother
onenightincovington: gotcha
onenightincovington: may be another fact that i am actually married...
Artemis: oh
Artemis: are you hitting on me?
onenightincovington: i am not sure
onenightincovington: i don't even know you yet
Artemis: if you’re married you need to be sure, did you read my profile?
onenightincovington: yes, i read your profile.. and no, i am not a pervert...
Artemis: ok
onenightincovington: i am a pretty decent guy actually...
onenightincovington: i am not sure how much it is worth coming from me...
onenightincovington: you look like a very interesting person
onenightincovington: did you really set a hooker on fire in Reno?
Artemis: i sure did
onenightincovington: wow
Artemis: I have had a few run-ins with hookers
onenightincovington: oh my god
onenightincovington: you are quite a character
Artemis: I am just me and nothing more
onenightincovington: you are cool (using the word "cool" is so 80's)
onenightincovington: are you interested in meeting a guy like myself? (note all that I have to go on, even I were single and he was also...really what are guys thinking, is it just sex?)
Artemis: a married guy? With no profile, what is there to meet?
onenightincovington: i do have a profile
onenightincovington: would you like me to send my pic or something? what is it that you are missing in my profile? ask me and I will answer...
Artemis: the wife portion
onenightincovington: you mean, you are not interested becuase I am married?
Artemis: is that not reason enough, does there have to be more? "no he is married, he just killed a few people"....
Artemis: what am i missing?
onenightincovington: you are not missing anything (B I N G O)
onenightincovington: i wasn't sure what your thoughts were
onenightincovington: now i am
Artemis: Obviously, you’re married and looking to screw around on your wife… sounds like I’m the lucky one here
onenightincovington: please don't judge me...
Artemis: you kidding right, you are married and asking if I want to meet you
Artemis: and you can see that i am in a long term relationship
onenightincovington: i wasn't kidding
Artemis: then don’t put yourself out there like that
onenightincovington: ok... i got it...
Artemis: Don’t be despicable and no one, including me, will think you are despicable
Artemis: do the right thing; get a divorce or leave or whatever
onenightincovington: i might do that in due course... my only concern is my child
onenightincovington: that is the only reason why i am not divorced yet
Artemis: if you cheat you will destroy that life.... at least in a divorce there is time to take care of these things, I have done it myself with a child involved
Artemis: so I know
Artemis: for a fact
Artemis: you can not bullshit me on this
onenightincovington: i wasn't bullshit you on anything
Artemis: onenightincovington: i might do that in due course...
Artemis:?
Artemis: what was that about?
onenightincovington: i might get a divorce in the future
Artemis: so you will cheat till then?
onenightincovington: i don't remember how many times we came to that point
onenightincovington: i guess i don't see it as simply cheating with a sexual relationship
Artemis: oh so you are looking for a sperm receptacle? Someone to just use and then throw away when you are done?
Artemis: wow, I lucked out again
onenightincovington: this really bothers me that you see me as someone i am not
Artemis: I see you as you have presented yourself
onenightincovington: ok, i will take the blame
onenightincovington: look, i keep typing and deleting
onenightincovington: the more i try to defend myself, the more i sound ridiculous (GEE, really? wonder why?)
onenightincovington: i don't want to do that
onenightincovington: i know who i am, and why i am here at this point
Artemis: and
onenightincovington: you are really a colorful person
onenightincovington: i guess i am in the wrong place at the wrong time
Artemis: not really, things are balck and white
onenightincovington: see? i told you you were colorful
onenightincovington: :)
onenightincovington: and please don't worry about correcting balck
Artemis: I wont
onenightincovington: i guess i will be classified with the rest of men in internet, who are looking for some kind of a depository...
Artemis: you will be classified as Assbaggery (BOOOYA!)
onenightincovington: oh my god
onenightincovington: this really hurts
Artemis: what do you want me to do about it?
onenightincovington: nothing more.... please...
onenightincovington: i don't know what to tell you anymore...
onenightincovington: i am speechless
Artemis: I am not the single determining factor on that anyway
onenightincovington: a speechless assbagger
onenightincovington: what you think i am doesn't make me that person
Artemis: it would have to put up to a vote, i am sure the men would come to your aid
Artemis: no, this is true, your words would do that
onenightincovington: can you see through the basics for a second?
Artemis: like what
Artemis: all i have is what is typed here
onenightincovington: just put aside the fact that i am married (?!?!?!?!?! WATTTT?!)
onenightincovington: try to see me as a person
onenightincovington: not a member of "men" (does this mean he is now a woman? I am not Bi either)
Artemis: keep going
onenightincovington: not just a married man, trying to cheat on his wife simply because he is selfish, unfaithful, etc. (um, why else? what other reason is there?)
onenightincovington: i am not selfish (?)
onenightincovington: and probably one of the most decent guys around, except for this fact that I put myself "out there" (and you are looking to screw around on your wife)
onenightincovington: surely it is a contradiction in terms
Artemis: I am not buying it, but keep going, and I would like to know why you are trying so hard to convince me of, whatever IT is...
onenightincovington: could it be some self respect? i told you i hated that you see me as someone i am not
onenightincovington: i don't mean to bother you
onenightincovington: i am not even sure if you are open to change your mind
Artemis: Really now you are just entertaining the troops
onenightincovington: i agree, it is kinda meaningless me trying to convince you that i am otherwise a decent guy
onenightincovington: what does that mean? (entertaining the troops)
Artemis: and no i am not changing my mind, I am happy with my hot steaming pile of man (GRRRRR)
onenightincovington: by the way, i am not a native speaker of english
onenightincovington: when i said, "changing your mind" i meant changing your mind about how you view me
Artemis: no not really
onenightincovington: trust me, i am not trying to convince you to meet me
onenightincovington: what does that mean? (entertaining the troops)
onenightincovington: i guess you are busy
Artemis: at this point you are only entertaining me (and you, the reader)
Artemis: is what that meant
onenightincovington: than i am afraid the entertainment is over
Artemis: aww shucks
Artemis: have a good whatever
Artemis: bu-bye
onenightincovington: so do you
onenightincovington: bye
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
My Favorite Drunk
At lunch I discovered, not really to my surprise, (lets call him Mr. V. Tonic) was still drunk from last night. He had this advice for me "Vaginal suppositories taste very chalky and do nothing for headaches".
However he had no advice on douches.
This concludes today's moments with My Favorite Drunk.
However he had no advice on douches.
This concludes today's moments with My Favorite Drunk.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
3some
desire_serve: enjoying the morning?
Artemis: so far, so good
desire_serve: cool! I’m in Chapel Hill; where are you, please?
desire_serve : I see you're in Raleigh
desire_serve: are you into threesomes?
Artemis: no
Artemis: ewww
desire_serve: I’m sorry, you're very attractive
desire_serve: and you seem to be very nice
Artemis: what does nice have to do with a threesome
desire_serve: it doesn't, I’m sorry, I should not have asked
Artemis: nope, you should not have
Artemis: can I ask a question?
desire_serve: yes please
desire_serve: I’ll answer any question you have
Artemis: ok hold on
Artemis: trying to word it correctly
desire_serve: absolutely
Artemis: What about a picture of a person would make you think that a question like that would be OK to ask, I am not mad, shocked maybe, but more curious than anything, does it ever work? I mean does "she" ever say "Hell yeah, I have been waiting all day for someone to ask me that" I mean if she says yes, in a situation such as this, what does that really say about her? And you would really screw someone who, in the first 5-7 lines of chat agrees to that?
desire_serve: you ask a good question....sometimes there is curiousity....i would never, ever meet someone who wanted to screw immediately
Artemis: But you asked immediately
desire_serve: yes, i was dumb
Artemis: What are your expectations?
desire_serve: well, i would like to meet a woman
Artemis: So you are not the kind of person to think things through? And that..'s the kind of woman you want to meet?
desire_serve: no Ma..'am
desire_serve: you are making good criticisms
Artemis: Now I am really confused
desire_serve: well, you certainly have me on the ropes
desire_serve:but i think you..'re quite interesting, and i hope you will allow us to chat
Artemis: You are most likely a really great guy, go with that instead of "desire_serve: are you into threesomes?"
desire_serve: i do apologize
Artemis: I will decline to continue chatting with you, but good luck with that "threesome" thingy. Apology accepted
desire_serve: thank you
desire_serve: are you a dominant?
Artemis: bu-bye
Artemis: so far, so good
desire_serve: cool! I’m in Chapel Hill; where are you, please?
desire_serve : I see you're in Raleigh
desire_serve: are you into threesomes?
Artemis: no
Artemis: ewww
desire_serve: I’m sorry, you're very attractive
desire_serve: and you seem to be very nice
Artemis: what does nice have to do with a threesome
desire_serve: it doesn't, I’m sorry, I should not have asked
Artemis: nope, you should not have
Artemis: can I ask a question?
desire_serve: yes please
desire_serve: I’ll answer any question you have
Artemis: ok hold on
Artemis: trying to word it correctly
desire_serve: absolutely
Artemis: What about a picture of a person would make you think that a question like that would be OK to ask, I am not mad, shocked maybe, but more curious than anything, does it ever work? I mean does "she" ever say "Hell yeah, I have been waiting all day for someone to ask me that" I mean if she says yes, in a situation such as this, what does that really say about her? And you would really screw someone who, in the first 5-7 lines of chat agrees to that?
desire_serve: you ask a good question....sometimes there is curiousity....i would never, ever meet someone who wanted to screw immediately
Artemis: But you asked immediately
desire_serve: yes, i was dumb
Artemis: What are your expectations?
desire_serve: well, i would like to meet a woman
Artemis: So you are not the kind of person to think things through? And that..'s the kind of woman you want to meet?
desire_serve: no Ma..'am
desire_serve: you are making good criticisms
Artemis: Now I am really confused
desire_serve: well, you certainly have me on the ropes
desire_serve:but i think you..'re quite interesting, and i hope you will allow us to chat
Artemis: You are most likely a really great guy, go with that instead of "desire_serve: are you into threesomes?"
desire_serve: i do apologize
Artemis: I will decline to continue chatting with you, but good luck with that "threesome" thingy. Apology accepted
desire_serve: thank you
desire_serve: are you a dominant?
Artemis: bu-bye
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Last of the dang creepy old dude, I hope.
maxbrushstrokes2001: ... J
Artemis: yes
maxbrushstrokes2001: Hey... thinking about you every now and then, hope you are doing well...
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: You are a gem!
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think you are worthy of being perpetuated through... notwithstanding that I know you don't care much of that fact...
maxbrushstrokes2001: ART!
Artemis: there you again using big words that are ridiculous
maxbrushstrokes2001: ... sweety, words are never "ridiculous", other than the word ridiculuos itself!
Artemis: wtf does that even mean
maxbrushstrokes2001: J
Artemis: it’s not funny or cute
maxbrushstrokes2001: I know, you are!
Artemis: You are either in the wrong time period or from another county and culture and do not realize that this is just not the way we talk ‘round here
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think quite the opposite is true...
Artemis: I find no charm in it at all, I’d rather you just leave me alone. I find you and your “language” creepy.
maxbrushstrokes2001: Ok... np
Artemis: yes
maxbrushstrokes2001: Hey... thinking about you every now and then, hope you are doing well...
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: You are a gem!
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think you are worthy of being perpetuated through... notwithstanding that I know you don't care much of that fact...
maxbrushstrokes2001: ART!
Artemis: there you again using big words that are ridiculous
maxbrushstrokes2001: ... sweety, words are never "ridiculous", other than the word ridiculuos itself!
Artemis: wtf does that even mean
maxbrushstrokes2001: J
Artemis: it’s not funny or cute
maxbrushstrokes2001: I know, you are!
Artemis: You are either in the wrong time period or from another county and culture and do not realize that this is just not the way we talk ‘round here
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think quite the opposite is true...
Artemis: I find no charm in it at all, I’d rather you just leave me alone. I find you and your “language” creepy.
maxbrushstrokes2001: Ok... np
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Just plain assbaggery
jonrdawkins28379: wow u are HOT
Artemis: ty
jonrdawkins28379: u see mine?
Artemis: I see the little one
jonrdawkins28379: yes... i have another.. one thats XXX
Artemis: no thanks
Pops up a photo of his penis at the end of the “job”, ewww
jonrdawkins28379: im sorry had already changed it
Artemis: are you stupid
Artemis: idiot!
Artemis: if you bothered to read my profile, which I know you did not, it says, "long term relationship"
Artemis: why would any one want to see that?
Artemis: I don’t understand
Artemis: where in my profile does it say, “I am looking for penis, please show me yours”?
Artemis: where?
Artemis: any answers?
Artemis: hum?
Artemis: nothing, that’s what I thought
Artemis: ty
jonrdawkins28379: u see mine?
Artemis: I see the little one
jonrdawkins28379: yes... i have another.. one thats XXX
Artemis: no thanks
Pops up a photo of his penis at the end of the “job”, ewww
jonrdawkins28379: im sorry had already changed it
Artemis: are you stupid
Artemis: idiot!
Artemis: if you bothered to read my profile, which I know you did not, it says, "long term relationship"
Artemis: why would any one want to see that?
Artemis: I don’t understand
Artemis: where in my profile does it say, “I am looking for penis, please show me yours”?
Artemis: where?
Artemis: any answers?
Artemis: hum?
Artemis: nothing, that’s what I thought
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Truth or Ass?
ncvarinamale: Hiya! Raleigh here too...how are ya?
Artemis: hi
ncvarinamale: hey there...what brings you on this time of day?
Artemis: I work and my vendors and customers are on here, easy to keep up
Artemis: a friend of mine had the same quote as you do
ncvarinamale: ohok...i'm at work too..ssshhh.....so we both have to be good huh? LOL....what kind of vendors and customers? are you in inside sales too??
ncvarinamale: really?
Artemis: no transportation and logistics
ncvarinamale: ohok...cool
ncvarinamale: do you know where that quote of mine and your friend's come from?
ncvarinamale: it's NOT dirty..lol
Artemis: no, but he is very athletic, Lance Armstrong?
ncvarinamale: D'OH!! lol....yep
Artemis: well #$[1]s tri-athlete and huge Lance fan, so it was not a hard one for me
ncvarinamale: very cool...you know....i dont follow international bike racing at all..but when the Tour comes on..i get soooooo addicted...lol
Artemis: I could not care less about any of that stuff
ncvarinamale: lol...me either..until it comes on..lol..hey..want to play a game that we both prob played as kids?
Artemis: and what would that be
ncvarinamale: Truth or dare...well..to be honest mostly truth since we are both online..lol
Artemis: ok
ncvarinamale: cool
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: hum, what is T and what is D
Artemis: ooh
Artemis: truth or dare
Artemis: never mind me, I am blonde
ncvarinamale: rriiiiggghhhhh..lol...oh you're fine...
ncvarinamale: right...geeeesh can't type today
ncvarinamale: so..
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: Truth and I will use my judgment as to weather or not I will answer
ncvarinamale: fair enough
ncvarinamale: what is the wildest thing you have ever done? something that would make me say oh my god..lol
Artemis: I got this tattoo last weekend
Artemis: ----> (a picture of my tattoo was up)
ncvarinamale: yeah i see that....what does it mean?
Artemis: it’s a drunken monkey
ncvarinamale: aaahhhh...yes of course...lol
ncvarinamale: ok....truth me..but it cna't just be "and you?"..lol
Artemis: ok, so are you really married
ncvarinamale: yes...will be "seperated" after christmas..but even then i will still be married..lol
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: who is your one "gimme"? the one that if he becomes available it's just sort of understood that you would hook up wiht him whether you were involved or not? for instance...a lot of women't "gimme" would be someone like Brad Pitt
ncvarinamale: women's
Artemis: wow, I am far too happy where I am, no "gimme" needed, even if he never would find out
ncvarinamale: mine would be a YOUNG Ann Margaret...lol...so guess i don't have one either..lol
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok my turn
Artemis: did you ever screw around on your wife?
Ncvarinamale: no
Artemis: good for you
ncvarinamale:has SHE on ME? that's another story and hence the seperation...
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: if money were no object where would you go and what would you be doing?
Artemis: Madagascar scuba diving with my honey boo.
ncvarinamale: very nice...
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok, I am going home, have a nice evening
ncvarinamale: uh...ok....
ncvarinamale: are you a moaner or a screamer?
Artemis: why would you be so stupid as to ask a stranger that?
Artemis: saved the assbaggery for the end I see.
ncvarinamale: yeah...that's me...assbaggeries R US...yessiree bob..true dat...yeppers..you bet your skippy...
Artemis: Great
ncvarinamale: Actually...I'm just killing time here at work....if that offends you...it was not my intent..i was just having some fun to break up the boredom
Artemis: but that was our right wrong
ncvarinamale: uh....huh?
Artemis: why is that your business, why do you need to know that, why would you want to know that?
ncvarinamale: because it's a truth...that is the nature of the game...to reveal the real truth...
ncvarinamale: and to try to win the game
Artemis: that was more personal than truth, why do most men think that is ok?
ncvarinamale: why do most thin it's not..?
ncvarinamale: sorry....why do most women think it's not?
Artemis: there is plenty of room in the profile section to put such information if I wanted it known
Artemis: hi
ncvarinamale: hey there...what brings you on this time of day?
Artemis: I work and my vendors and customers are on here, easy to keep up
Artemis: a friend of mine had the same quote as you do
ncvarinamale: ohok...i'm at work too..ssshhh.....so we both have to be good huh? LOL....what kind of vendors and customers? are you in inside sales too??
ncvarinamale: really?
Artemis: no transportation and logistics
ncvarinamale: ohok...cool
ncvarinamale: do you know where that quote of mine and your friend's come from?
ncvarinamale: it's NOT dirty..lol
Artemis: no, but he is very athletic, Lance Armstrong?
ncvarinamale: D'OH!! lol....yep
Artemis: well #$[1]s tri-athlete and huge Lance fan, so it was not a hard one for me
ncvarinamale: very cool...you know....i dont follow international bike racing at all..but when the Tour comes on..i get soooooo addicted...lol
Artemis: I could not care less about any of that stuff
ncvarinamale: lol...me either..until it comes on..lol..hey..want to play a game that we both prob played as kids?
Artemis: and what would that be
ncvarinamale: Truth or dare...well..to be honest mostly truth since we are both online..lol
Artemis: ok
ncvarinamale: cool
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: hum, what is T and what is D
Artemis: ooh
Artemis: truth or dare
Artemis: never mind me, I am blonde
ncvarinamale: rriiiiggghhhhh..lol...oh you're fine...
ncvarinamale: right...geeeesh can't type today
ncvarinamale: so..
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: Truth and I will use my judgment as to weather or not I will answer
ncvarinamale: fair enough
ncvarinamale: what is the wildest thing you have ever done? something that would make me say oh my god..lol
Artemis: I got this tattoo last weekend
Artemis: ----> (a picture of my tattoo was up)
ncvarinamale: yeah i see that....what does it mean?
Artemis: it’s a drunken monkey
ncvarinamale: aaahhhh...yes of course...lol
ncvarinamale: ok....truth me..but it cna't just be "and you?"..lol
Artemis: ok, so are you really married
ncvarinamale: yes...will be "seperated" after christmas..but even then i will still be married..lol
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: who is your one "gimme"? the one that if he becomes available it's just sort of understood that you would hook up wiht him whether you were involved or not? for instance...a lot of women't "gimme" would be someone like Brad Pitt
ncvarinamale: women's
Artemis: wow, I am far too happy where I am, no "gimme" needed, even if he never would find out
ncvarinamale: mine would be a YOUNG Ann Margaret...lol...so guess i don't have one either..lol
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok my turn
Artemis: did you ever screw around on your wife?
Ncvarinamale: no
Artemis: good for you
ncvarinamale:has SHE on ME? that's another story and hence the seperation...
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: if money were no object where would you go and what would you be doing?
Artemis: Madagascar scuba diving with my honey boo.
ncvarinamale: very nice...
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok, I am going home, have a nice evening
ncvarinamale: uh...ok....
ncvarinamale: are you a moaner or a screamer?
Artemis: why would you be so stupid as to ask a stranger that?
Artemis: saved the assbaggery for the end I see.
ncvarinamale: yeah...that's me...assbaggeries R US...yessiree bob..true dat...yeppers..you bet your skippy...
Artemis: Great
ncvarinamale: Actually...I'm just killing time here at work....if that offends you...it was not my intent..i was just having some fun to break up the boredom
Artemis: but that was our right wrong
ncvarinamale: uh....huh?
Artemis: why is that your business, why do you need to know that, why would you want to know that?
ncvarinamale: because it's a truth...that is the nature of the game...to reveal the real truth...
ncvarinamale: and to try to win the game
Artemis: that was more personal than truth, why do most men think that is ok?
ncvarinamale: why do most thin it's not..?
ncvarinamale: sorry....why do most women think it's not?
Artemis: there is plenty of room in the profile section to put such information if I wanted it known
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Cap’n Stoopid
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cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: who are you?
cap25n2004: hi iam bernard frome france
Artemis: why do I need to look at your cam?
Artemis: let me guess, your penis is out?
cap25n2004: u like penis
cap25n2004: i see your fotos album u are sexy
Artemis : wow, gee, I have never seen 1 before, wow, gee, you are so kind to offer me yours, wow gee, this has never happened before, wow gee, are the only guy on the face of the planet that has 1?
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Artemis: can you read?
Artemis: CAN YOU?
cap25n2004: yes u speak fresh?
Artemis: fresh what
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: read my damn profile you idiot
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what is your problem?
cap25n2004: i send my cam not penis ok
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what?
cap25n2004: no probleme
Artemis: DID YOU READ MY PROFILE?
cap25n2004: yes
Artemis: what did you not understand; I’ll clarify it for you
cap25n2004: curling
cap25n2004: u are nice u are maried?
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: damn
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: where are u frome
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: are really this stoooopid, or do you just play 1 on TV?
cap25n2004::)
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Artemis: why are you winking at me
cap25n2004: i like dialogue with u
cap25n2004: yahoo
Artemis: why did you send me the "heart" thingy
cap25n2004: gung fu sheep is good
cap25n2004: any where
cap25n2004: grrrrrrrrr
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cap25n2004: u have webcam
cap25n2004: yes or no
Artemis: if I did I would not want you looking at it
cap25n2004: send your cam pleas
Artemis: Why are you begging, desperation is very unattractive
Artemis: NO
Artemis: ASSBAG NO
cap25n2004: i speak english little ok iam frenshmen
Artemis: NO is universal
cap25n2004: yes i searsh frend ship ok
Artemis: absolument pas (I Googled an English to French dictionary, absolutely not)
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis: absolument pas (Absolutely not)
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cap25n2004: send your cam
Artemis: absolument pas
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are stupid
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: bête (stupid)
About an hour later
cap25n2004: i come back
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: and? You want me to be happy about this?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: send your cam
cap25n2004: i like to see u
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: no probleme u like to see me
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
About an hour later:
cap25n2004: hi
Artemis : what now
cap25n2004: what do u do now
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : ?
cap25n2004: u chat
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : not with idiots
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are not gentille
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are horibbole
Artemis : then go away, which is the idea
cap25n2004: where i go i stay here ok
cap25n2004: fuck
Artemis : see above comment
cap25n2004: :)
Next Day!
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Artemis : what!?!
cap25n2004: how are u
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: i am tired of you bothering me
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: i love u
cap25n2004: :)
You have been invited to view cap25n2004's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Artemis: NO YOU STOOPID FOOL
cap25n2004: i send my cam accepte
Artemis : N O
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
You have been invited to view cap25n2004's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
cap25n2004: stop u are craysi
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I think he finally got the hint Or not, 2 hours later:
cap25n2004: MONKEY
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: I LOVE U
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: who are you?
cap25n2004: hi iam bernard frome france
Artemis: why do I need to look at your cam?
Artemis: let me guess, your penis is out?
cap25n2004: u like penis
cap25n2004: i see your fotos album u are sexy
Artemis : wow, gee, I have never seen 1 before, wow, gee, you are so kind to offer me yours, wow gee, this has never happened before, wow gee, are the only guy on the face of the planet that has 1?
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Artemis: can you read?
Artemis: CAN YOU?
cap25n2004: yes u speak fresh?
Artemis: fresh what
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: read my damn profile you idiot
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what is your problem?
cap25n2004: i send my cam not penis ok
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what?
cap25n2004: no probleme
Artemis: DID YOU READ MY PROFILE?
cap25n2004: yes
Artemis: what did you not understand; I’ll clarify it for you
cap25n2004: curling
cap25n2004: u are nice u are maried?
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: damn
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: where are u frome
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: are really this stoooopid, or do you just play 1 on TV?
cap25n2004::)
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Artemis: why are you winking at me
cap25n2004: i like dialogue with u
cap25n2004: yahoo
Artemis: why did you send me the "heart" thingy
cap25n2004: gung fu sheep is good
cap25n2004: any where
cap25n2004: grrrrrrrrr
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cap25n2004: u have webcam
cap25n2004: yes or no
Artemis: if I did I would not want you looking at it
cap25n2004: send your cam pleas
Artemis: Why are you begging, desperation is very unattractive
Artemis: NO
Artemis: ASSBAG NO
cap25n2004: i speak english little ok iam frenshmen
Artemis: NO is universal
cap25n2004: yes i searsh frend ship ok
Artemis: absolument pas (I Googled an English to French dictionary, absolutely not)
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis: absolument pas (Absolutely not)
You have been invited to view cap25n2004's webcam.Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
cap25n2004: send your cam
Artemis: absolument pas
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are stupid
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: bête (stupid)
About an hour later
cap25n2004: i come back
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: and? You want me to be happy about this?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: send your cam
cap25n2004: i like to see u
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: no probleme u like to see me
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
About an hour later:
cap25n2004: hi
Artemis : what now
cap25n2004: what do u do now
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : ?
cap25n2004: u chat
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : not with idiots
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are not gentille
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are horibbole
Artemis : then go away, which is the idea
cap25n2004: where i go i stay here ok
cap25n2004: fuck
Artemis : see above comment
cap25n2004: :)
Next Day!
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Artemis : what!?!
cap25n2004: how are u
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: i am tired of you bothering me
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: i love u
cap25n2004: :)
You have been invited to view cap25n2004's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Artemis: NO YOU STOOPID FOOL
cap25n2004: i send my cam accepte
Artemis : N O
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
You have been invited to view cap25n2004's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
cap25n2004: stop u are craysi
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I think he finally got the hint Or not, 2 hours later:
cap25n2004: MONKEY
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: I LOVE U
Monday, February 06, 2006
He’s a Beg-onia, and "fb" does not stand for Fat Back
ken green: hi
Artemis: hello
ken green: ken here
ken green: how are you?
Artemis: I am fine
ken green: what are you up to
ken green: ?
Artemis: working
Artemis: you
ken green: home
ken green: you looking?
Artemis: at what
ken green: a man?
Artemis: no, I am looking at my monitor right now and pulling some web update material to post live
Artemis: are you looking at a man?
ken green: for a man..sorry
Artemis: I have 2 questions. 1- Are you reader and 2- do you smoke dope, 'cause you seem to have a short term memory problem. We have chatted before, recently too.
ken green: i know
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: im good
ken green: with memory
Artemis: good?
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: you seem to be a little upset
Artemis: no, I thought it funny
Artemis: that you asked again
Artemis: and so soon
ken green: why not?
Artemis: why not what
ken green: ask again
ken green: any pic in the box?
Artemis: yours is, yes
ken green: about yours?
Artemis: you don’t see my owl?
ken green: no pic in your box
Artemis: there is an owl wearing a sombrero, its funny, too bad you can’t see it (http://users.adelphia.net/~steven_kawski/owls.html funniest dang thing I have ever seen)
ken green: i know
ken green: i wanted to see you
Artemis: it’s in my profile
Artemis: I like the owl
ken green: saw them youre beautiful
Artemis: he is my friend
ken green: fb?
Artemis: that’s in the profile too
ken green: what?
Artemis: all the info you seek
ken green: what info you think i seek?
Artemis: if I have a boyfriend or not geez, this is like 20 questions
Artemis: you just asked that, that is how I know what you seek
ken green: im asking if youre available
Artemis: and in my profile, if you read it, it says: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship then I even put: Latest News: If your profile is blank, don’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship
ken green: all i wanted to know is if you looking for a fb
Artemis: so you are hoping I am a skank?
ken green: no
ken green: that you wanna play a littlew
Artemis: ? what?
ken green: dont get mad
Artemis: I don’t know exactly what you are asking
ken green: what?
ken green: how come?
Artemis: spit it out dude
Artemis: wtf are you talking about
ken green: sex
Artemis: you do hope I am a skank
ken green: a little
ken green: with me
Artemis: why are you begging? That’s very unattractive
Artemis: and very sad
Artemis: but not sad enough for a pity fuck
ken green: what do you mean?
Artemis: you see this "And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship “that means NO, yet you still persist, that is the very definition of begging
ken green: forget it
Artemis: already did
Artemis: hello
ken green: ken here
ken green: how are you?
Artemis: I am fine
ken green: what are you up to
ken green: ?
Artemis: working
Artemis: you
ken green: home
ken green: you looking?
Artemis: at what
ken green: a man?
Artemis: no, I am looking at my monitor right now and pulling some web update material to post live
Artemis: are you looking at a man?
ken green: for a man..sorry
Artemis: I have 2 questions. 1- Are you reader and 2- do you smoke dope, 'cause you seem to have a short term memory problem. We have chatted before, recently too.
ken green: i know
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: im good
ken green: with memory
Artemis: good?
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: you seem to be a little upset
Artemis: no, I thought it funny
Artemis: that you asked again
Artemis: and so soon
ken green: why not?
Artemis: why not what
ken green: ask again
ken green: any pic in the box?
Artemis: yours is, yes
ken green: about yours?
Artemis: you don’t see my owl?
ken green: no pic in your box
Artemis: there is an owl wearing a sombrero, its funny, too bad you can’t see it (http://users.adelphia.net/~steven_kawski/owls.html funniest dang thing I have ever seen)
ken green: i know
ken green: i wanted to see you
Artemis: it’s in my profile
Artemis: I like the owl
ken green: saw them youre beautiful
Artemis: he is my friend
ken green: fb?
Artemis: that’s in the profile too
ken green: what?
Artemis: all the info you seek
ken green: what info you think i seek?
Artemis: if I have a boyfriend or not geez, this is like 20 questions
Artemis: you just asked that, that is how I know what you seek
ken green: im asking if youre available
Artemis: and in my profile, if you read it, it says: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship then I even put: Latest News: If your profile is blank, don’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship
ken green: all i wanted to know is if you looking for a fb
Artemis: so you are hoping I am a skank?
ken green: no
ken green: that you wanna play a littlew
Artemis: ? what?
ken green: dont get mad
Artemis: I don’t know exactly what you are asking
ken green: what?
ken green: how come?
Artemis: spit it out dude
Artemis: wtf are you talking about
ken green: sex
Artemis: you do hope I am a skank
ken green: a little
ken green: with me
Artemis: why are you begging? That’s very unattractive
Artemis: and very sad
Artemis: but not sad enough for a pity fuck
ken green: what do you mean?
Artemis: you see this "And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship “that means NO, yet you still persist, that is the very definition of begging
ken green: forget it
Artemis: already did
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