Cap’n Stoopid

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cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: who are you?
cap25n2004: hi iam bernard frome france
Artemis: why do I need to look at your cam?
Artemis: let me guess, your penis is out?
cap25n2004: u like penis
cap25n2004: i see your fotos album u are sexy
Artemis : wow, gee, I have never seen 1 before, wow, gee, you are so kind to offer me yours, wow gee, this has never happened before, wow gee, are the only guy on the face of the planet that has 1?

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Artemis: can you read?
Artemis: CAN YOU?
cap25n2004: yes u speak fresh?
Artemis: fresh what
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: read my damn profile you idiot
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what is your problem?
cap25n2004: i send my cam not penis ok
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what?
cap25n2004: no probleme
Artemis: DID YOU READ MY PROFILE?
cap25n2004: yes
Artemis: what did you not understand; I’ll clarify it for you
cap25n2004: curling
cap25n2004: u are nice u are maried?
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: damn
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: where are u frome
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: are really this stoooopid, or do you just play 1 on TV?
cap25n2004::)

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Artemis: why are you winking at me
cap25n2004: i like dialogue with u
cap25n2004: yahoo
Artemis: why did you send me the "heart" thingy
cap25n2004: gung fu sheep is good
cap25n2004: any where
cap25n2004: grrrrrrrrr

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cap25n2004: u have webcam
cap25n2004: yes or no
Artemis: if I did I would not want you looking at it
cap25n2004: send your cam pleas
Artemis: Why are you begging, desperation is very unattractive
Artemis: NO
Artemis: ASSBAG NO
cap25n2004: i speak english little ok iam frenshmen
Artemis: NO is universal
cap25n2004: yes i searsh frend ship ok
Artemis: absolument pas (I Googled an English to French dictionary, absolutely not)
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis: absolument pas (Absolutely not)

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cap25n2004: send your cam
Artemis: absolument pas
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are stupid
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: bête (stupid)

About an hour later

cap25n2004: i come back
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: and? You want me to be happy about this?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: send your cam
cap25n2004: i like to see u
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: no probleme u like to see me
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)

About an hour later:

cap25n2004: hi
Artemis : what now
cap25n2004: what do u do now
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : ?
cap25n2004: u chat
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : not with idiots
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are not gentille
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are horibbole
Artemis : then go away, which is the idea
cap25n2004: where i go i stay here ok
cap25n2004: fuck
Artemis : see above comment
cap25n2004: :)

Next Day!

cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Artemis : what!?!
cap25n2004: how are u
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: i am tired of you bothering me
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: i love u
cap25n2004: :)

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Artemis: NO YOU STOOPID FOOL
cap25n2004: i send my cam accepte
Artemis : N O
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)

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Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

cap25n2004: stop u are craysi

Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I think he finally got the hint Or not, 2 hours later:

cap25n2004: MONKEY
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: I LOVE U