gvegasslugger00, his wife is so freaking lucky

gvegasslugger00: hey there
gvegasslugger00: good morning
gvegasslugger00: i am over in greenville
Artemis: hello
gvegasslugger00: whats up for today
gvegasslugger00: so what do you do in Raleigh
Artemis: european rma escalation
gvegasslugger00: oooook, what is that?
gvegasslugger00: i am actually heading to Raleigh today for work
Artemis: when crap goes wrong in europe they escalate to me and i do some ass chewing and make it work (kidding, I don't chew any ass)
gvegasslugger00: oh
gvegasslugger00: never heard of a job like that
gvegasslugger00: very attractive in your pics
Artemis: 3rd one i have had like this
gvegasslugger00: i see
gvegasslugger00: so are you pretty busy today
Artemis: well i am trying write the procedures for License Vouchers
Artemis: it's not going so well right now
gvegasslugger00: i see
gvegasslugger00: so are you involved right now
gvegasslugger00: i am married
Artemis: so you are involved
Artemis: aint that enough
Artemis: what does it matter, of my status?
gvegasslugger00: just asking is all
Artemis: but your married, so why ask?
Artemis: or are you a cheating assbag?
gvegasslugger00: no i was just asking a question
gvegasslugger00: sorry i bothered you
Artemis: your profile said married and looking
Artemis: so it was not just a question
Artemis: you were fishing
Artemis: why would someone who is married even bother asking that?

...................nuff said I guess