Thursday, February 23, 2006

Married men, what are you thinking!

onenightincovington: hi there
Artemis: hello
onenightincovington: care to chat a bit?
Artemis: what bout?
onenightincovington: nothing specific
onenightincovington: get to know each other?
Artemis: ok
onenightincovington: did you have a chance to view my profile yet?
Artemis: no not really, why? what’s in there?
onenightincovington: not much really
onenightincovington: i am 39
onenightincovington: male
onenightincovington: greensboro
Artemis: oh, then why should I bother
onenightincovington: gotcha
onenightincovington: may be another fact that i am actually married...
Artemis: oh
Artemis: are you hitting on me?
onenightincovington: i am not sure
onenightincovington: i don't even know you yet
Artemis: if you’re married you need to be sure, did you read my profile?
onenightincovington: yes, i read your profile.. and no, i am not a pervert...
Artemis: ok
onenightincovington: i am a pretty decent guy actually...
onenightincovington: i am not sure how much it is worth coming from me...
onenightincovington: you look like a very interesting person
onenightincovington: did you really set a hooker on fire in Reno?
Artemis: i sure did
onenightincovington: wow
Artemis: I have had a few run-ins with hookers
onenightincovington: oh my god
onenightincovington: you are quite a character
Artemis: I am just me and nothing more
onenightincovington: you are cool (using the word "cool" is so 80's)
onenightincovington: are you interested in meeting a guy like myself? (note all that I have to go on, even I were single and he was also...really what are guys thinking, is it just sex?)
Artemis
: a married guy? With no profile, what is there to meet?
onenightincovington: i do have a profile
onenightincovington: would you like me to send my pic or something? what is it that you are missing in my profile? ask me and I will answer...
Artemis: the wife portion
onenightincovington: you mean, you are not interested becuase I am married?
Artemis: is that not reason enough, does there have to be more? "no he is married, he just killed a few people"....
Artemis: what am i missing?
onenightincovington: you are not missing anything (B I N G O)
onenightincovington
: i wasn't sure what your thoughts were
onenightincovington: now i am
Artemis: Obviously, you’re married and looking to screw around on your wife… sounds like I’m the lucky one here
onenightincovington: please don't judge me...
Artemis: you kidding right, you are married and asking if I want to meet you
Artemis: and you can see that i am in a long term relationship
onenightincovington: i wasn't kidding
Artemis: then don’t put yourself out there like that
onenightincovington: ok... i got it...
Artemis: Don’t be despicable and no one, including me, will think you are despicable
Artemis: do the right thing; get a divorce or leave or whatever
onenightincovington: i might do that in due course... my only concern is my child
onenightincovington: that is the only reason why i am not divorced yet
Artemis: if you cheat you will destroy that life.... at least in a divorce there is time to take care of these things, I have done it myself with a child involved
Artemis: so I know
Artemis: for a fact
Artemis: you can not bullshit me on this
onenightincovington: i wasn't bullshit you on anything
Artemis: onenightincovington: i might do that in due course...
Artemis:?
Artemis: what was that about?
onenightincovington: i might get a divorce in the future
Artemis: so you will cheat till then?
onenightincovington: i don't remember how many times we came to that point
onenightincovington: i guess i don't see it as simply cheating with a sexual relationship
Artemis: oh so you are looking for a sperm receptacle? Someone to just use and then throw away when you are done?
Artemis: wow, I lucked out again
onenightincovington: this really bothers me that you see me as someone i am not
Artemis: I see you as you have presented yourself
onenightincovington: ok, i will take the blame
onenightincovington: look, i keep typing and deleting
onenightincovington: the more i try to defend myself, the more i sound ridiculous (GEE, really? wonder why?)
onenightincovington
: i don't want to do that
onenightincovington: i know who i am, and why i am here at this point
Artemis: and
onenightincovington: you are really a colorful person
onenightincovington: i guess i am in the wrong place at the wrong time
Artemis: not really, things are balck and white
onenightincovington: see? i told you you were colorful
onenightincovington: :)
onenightincovington: and please don't worry about correcting balck
Artemis: I wont
onenightincovington: i guess i will be classified with the rest of men in internet, who are looking for some kind of a depository...
Artemis: you will be classified as Assbaggery (BOOOYA!)
onenightincovington
: oh my god
onenightincovington: this really hurts
Artemis: what do you want me to do about it?
onenightincovington: nothing more.... please...
onenightincovington: i don't know what to tell you anymore...
onenightincovington: i am speechless
Artemis: I am not the single determining factor on that anyway
onenightincovington: a speechless assbagger
onenightincovington: what you think i am doesn't make me that person
Artemis: it would have to put up to a vote, i am sure the men would come to your aid
Artemis: no, this is true, your words would do that
onenightincovington: can you see through the basics for a second?
Artemis: like what
Artemis: all i have is what is typed here
onenightincovington: just put aside the fact that i am married (?!?!?!?!?! WATTTT?!)
onenightincovington
: try to see me as a person
onenightincovington: not a member of "men" (does this mean he is now a woman? I am not Bi either)
Artemis
: keep going
onenightincovington: not just a married man, trying to cheat on his wife simply because he is selfish, unfaithful, etc. (um, why else? what other reason is there?)
onenightincovington: i am not selfish (?)
onenightincovington: and probably one of the most decent guys around, except for this fact that I put myself "out there" (and you are looking to screw around on your wife)
onenightincovington
: surely it is a contradiction in terms
Artemis: I am not buying it, but keep going, and I would like to know why you are trying so hard to convince me of, whatever IT is...
onenightincovington: could it be some self respect? i told you i hated that you see me as someone i am not
onenightincovington: i don't mean to bother you
onenightincovington: i am not even sure if you are open to change your mind
Artemis: Really now you are just entertaining the troops
onenightincovington: i agree, it is kinda meaningless me trying to convince you that i am otherwise a decent guy
onenightincovington: what does that mean? (entertaining the troops)
Artemis: and no i am not changing my mind, I am happy with my hot steaming pile of man (GRRRRR)
onenightincovington: by the way, i am not a native speaker of english
onenightincovington: when i said, "changing your mind" i meant changing your mind about how you view me
Artemis: no not really
onenightincovington: trust me, i am not trying to convince you to meet me
onenightincovington: what does that mean? (entertaining the troops)
onenightincovington: i guess you are busy
Artemis: at this point you are only entertaining me (and you, the reader)
Artemis: is what that meant
onenightincovington: than i am afraid the entertainment is over
Artemis: aww shucks
Artemis: have a good whatever
Artemis: bu-bye
onenightincovington: so do you
onenightincovington: bye

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

My Favorite Drunk

At lunch I discovered, not really to my surprise, (lets call him Mr. V. Tonic) was still drunk from last night. He had this advice for me "Vaginal suppositories taste very chalky and do nothing for headaches".
However he had no advice on douches.

This concludes today's moments with My Favorite Drunk.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

3some

desire_serve: enjoying the morning?
Artemis: so far, so good
desire_serve: cool! I’m in Chapel Hill; where are you, please?
desire_serve : I see you're in Raleigh
desire_serve: are you into threesomes?
Artemis: no
Artemis: ewww
desire_serve: I’m sorry, you're very attractive
desire_serve: and you seem to be very nice
Artemis: what does nice have to do with a threesome
desire_serve: it doesn't, I’m sorry, I should not have asked
Artemis: nope, you should not have
Artemis: can I ask a question?
desire_serve: yes please
desire_serve: I’ll answer any question you have
Artemis: ok hold on
Artemis: trying to word it correctly
desire_serve: absolutely
Artemis: What about a picture of a person would make you think that a question like that would be OK to ask, I am not mad, shocked maybe, but more curious than anything, does it ever work? I mean does "she" ever say "Hell yeah, I have been waiting all day for someone to ask me that" I mean if she says yes, in a situation such as this, what does that really say about her? And you would really screw someone who, in the first 5-7 lines of chat agrees to that?
desire_serve: you ask a good question....sometimes there is curiousity....i would never, ever meet someone who wanted to screw immediately
Artemis: But you asked immediately
desire_serve: yes, i was dumb
Artemis: What are your expectations?
desire_serve: well, i would like to meet a woman
Artemis: So you are not the kind of person to think things through? And that..'s the kind of woman you want to meet?
desire_serve: no Ma..'am
desire_serve: you are making good criticisms
Artemis: Now I am really confused
desire_serve: well, you certainly have me on the ropes
desire_serve:but i think you..'re quite interesting, and i hope you will allow us to chat
Artemis: You are most likely a really great guy, go with that instead of "desire_serve: are you into threesomes?"
desire_serve: i do apologize
Artemis: I will decline to continue chatting with you, but good luck with that "threesome" thingy. Apology accepted
desire_serve: thank you
desire_serve: are you a dominant?
Artemis: bu-bye

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Last of the dang creepy old dude, I hope.

maxbrushstrokes2001: ... J
Artemis: yes
maxbrushstrokes2001: Hey... thinking about you every now and then, hope you are doing well...
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: You are a gem!
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think you are worthy of being perpetuated through... notwithstanding that I know you don't care much of that fact...
maxbrushstrokes2001: ART!
Artemis: there you again using big words that are ridiculous
maxbrushstrokes2001: ... sweety, words are never "ridiculous", other than the word ridiculuos itself!
Artemis: wtf does that even mean
maxbrushstrokes2001: J
Artemis: it’s not funny or cute
maxbrushstrokes2001: I know, you are!
Artemis: You are either in the wrong time period or from another county and culture and do not realize that this is just not the way we talk ‘round here
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think quite the opposite is true...
Artemis: I find no charm in it at all, I’d rather you just leave me alone. I find you and your “language” creepy.
maxbrushstrokes2001: Ok... np

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Just plain assbaggery

jonrdawkins28379: wow u are HOT
Artemis: ty
jonrdawkins28379: u see mine?
Artemis: I see the little one
jonrdawkins28379: yes... i have another.. one thats XXX
Artemis: no thanks

Pops up a photo of his penis at the end of the “job”, ewww

jonrdawkins28379: im sorry had already changed it
Artemis: are you stupid
Artemis: idiot!
Artemis: if you bothered to read my profile, which I know you did not, it says, "long term relationship"
Artemis: why would any one want to see that?
Artemis: I don’t understand
Artemis: where in my profile does it say, “I am looking for penis, please show me yours”?
Artemis: where?
Artemis: any answers?
Artemis: hum?
Artemis: nothing, that’s what I thought

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Truth or Ass?

ncvarinamale: Hiya! Raleigh here too...how are ya?
Artemis: hi
ncvarinamale: hey there...what brings you on this time of day?
Artemis: I work and my vendors and customers are on here, easy to keep up
Artemis: a friend of mine had the same quote as you do
ncvarinamale: ohok...i'm at work too..ssshhh.....so we both have to be good huh? LOL....what kind of vendors and customers? are you in inside sales too??
ncvarinamale: really?
Artemis: no transportation and logistics
ncvarinamale: ohok...cool
ncvarinamale: do you know where that quote of mine and your friend's come from?
ncvarinamale: it's NOT dirty..lol
Artemis: no, but he is very athletic, Lance Armstrong?
ncvarinamale: D'OH!! lol....yep
Artemis: well #$[1]s tri-athlete and huge Lance fan, so it was not a hard one for me
ncvarinamale: very cool...you know....i dont follow international bike racing at all..but when the Tour comes on..i get soooooo addicted...lol
Artemis: I could not care less about any of that stuff
ncvarinamale: lol...me either..until it comes on..lol..hey..want to play a game that we both prob played as kids?
Artemis: and what would that be
ncvarinamale: Truth or dare...well..to be honest mostly truth since we are both online..lol
Artemis: ok
ncvarinamale: cool
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: hum, what is T and what is D
Artemis: ooh
Artemis: truth or dare
Artemis: never mind me, I am blonde
ncvarinamale: rriiiiggghhhhh..lol...oh you're fine...
ncvarinamale: right...geeeesh can't type today
ncvarinamale: so..
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: Truth and I will use my judgment as to weather or not I will answer
ncvarinamale: fair enough
ncvarinamale: what is the wildest thing you have ever done? something that would make me say oh my god..lol
Artemis: I got this tattoo last weekend
Artemis: ----> (a picture of my tattoo was up)
ncvarinamale: yeah i see that....what does it mean?
Artemis: it’s a drunken monkey
ncvarinamale: aaahhhh...yes of course...lol
ncvarinamale: ok....truth me..but it cna't just be "and you?"..lol
Artemis: ok, so are you really married
ncvarinamale: yes...will be "seperated" after christmas..but even then i will still be married..lol
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: who is your one "gimme"? the one that if he becomes available it's just sort of understood that you would hook up wiht him whether you were involved or not? for instance...a lot of women't "gimme" would be someone like Brad Pitt
ncvarinamale: women's
Artemis: wow, I am far too happy where I am, no "gimme" needed, even if he never would find out
ncvarinamale: mine would be a YOUNG Ann Margaret...lol...so guess i don't have one either..lol
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok my turn
Artemis: did you ever screw around on your wife?
Ncvarinamale: no
Artemis: good for you
ncvarinamale:has SHE on ME? that's another story and hence the seperation...
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: if money were no object where would you go and what would you be doing?
Artemis: Madagascar scuba diving with my honey boo.
ncvarinamale: very nice...
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok, I am going home, have a nice evening
ncvarinamale: uh...ok....
ncvarinamale: are you a moaner or a screamer?
Artemis: why would you be so stupid as to ask a stranger that?
Artemis: saved the assbaggery for the end I see.
ncvarinamale: yeah...that's me...assbaggeries R US...yessiree bob..true dat...yeppers..you bet your skippy...
Artemis: Great
ncvarinamale: Actually...I'm just killing time here at work....if that offends you...it was not my intent..i was just having some fun to break up the boredom
Artemis: but that was our right wrong
ncvarinamale: uh....huh?
Artemis: why is that your business, why do you need to know that, why would you want to know that?
ncvarinamale: because it's a truth...that is the nature of the game...to reveal the real truth...
ncvarinamale: and to try to win the game
Artemis: that was more personal than truth, why do most men think that is ok?
ncvarinamale: why do most thin it's not..?
ncvarinamale: sorry....why do most women think it's not?
Artemis: there is plenty of room in the profile section to put such information if I wanted it known

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Cap’n Stoopid

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cap25n2004: :)

Artemis: who are you?
cap25n2004: hi iam bernard frome france
Artemis: why do I need to look at your cam?
Artemis: let me guess, your penis is out?
cap25n2004: u like penis
cap25n2004: i see your fotos album u are sexy
Artemis : wow, gee, I have never seen 1 before, wow, gee, you are so kind to offer me yours, wow gee, this has never happened before, wow gee, are the only guy on the face of the planet that has 1?

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Artemis: can you read?
Artemis: CAN YOU?
cap25n2004: yes u speak fresh?
Artemis: fresh what
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: read my damn profile you idiot
cap25n2004: :)

Artemis: what is your problem?
cap25n2004: i send my cam not penis ok
cap25n2004: :)

Artemis: what?
cap25n2004: no probleme
Artemis: DID YOU READ MY PROFILE?
cap25n2004: yes
Artemis: what did you not understand; I’ll clarify it for you
cap25n2004: curling
cap25n2004: u are nice u are maried?
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: damn
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: where are u frome
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: are really this stoooopid, or do you just play 1 on TV?
cap25n2004::)

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Artemis: why are you winking at me
cap25n2004: i like dialogue with u
cap25n2004: yahoo
Artemis: why did you send me the "heart" thingy
cap25n2004: gung fu sheep is good
cap25n2004: any where
cap25n2004: grrrrrrrrr

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cap25n2004: u have webcam
cap25n2004: yes or no
Artemis: if I did I would not want you looking at it
cap25n2004: send your cam pleas
Artemis: Why are you begging, desperation is very unattractive
Artemis: NO
Artemis: ASSBAG NO
cap25n2004: i speak english little ok iam frenshmen
Artemis: NO is universal
cap25n2004: yes i searsh frend ship ok
Artemis: absolument pas
(I Googled an English to French dictionary, absolutely not)
cap25n2004
: ok
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis: absolument pas
(Absolutely not)

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cap25n2004: send your cam
Artemis: absolument pas
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are stupid
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: bĂȘte
(stupid)

About an hour later

cap25n2004: i come back
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: and? You want me to be happy about this?
cap25n2004: :)

cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: send your cam
cap25n2004: i like to see u
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: no probleme u like to see me
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)

cap25n2004: :)

About an hour later:

cap25n2004: hi
Artemis : what now
cap25n2004: what do u do now
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : ?
cap25n2004: u chat
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : not with idiots
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are not gentille
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are horibbole
Artemis : then go away, which is the idea
cap25n2004: where i go i stay here ok
cap25n2004: fuck
Artemis : see above comment
cap25n2004: :)


Next Day!

cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Artemis : what!?!
cap25n2004: how are u
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: i am tired of you bothering me
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: i love u
cap25n2004: :)


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Artemis: NO YOU STOOPID FOOL
cap25n2004: i send my cam accepte
Artemis : N O
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)

cap25n2004: :)

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Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

cap25n2004: stop u are craysi

Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I think he finally got the hint Or not, 2 hours later:

cap25n2004: MONKEY
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: I LOVE U

Monday, February 06, 2006

He’s a Beg-onia, and "fb" does not stand for Fat Back

ken green: hi
Artemis: hello
ken green: ken here
ken green: how are you?
Artemis: I am fine
ken green: what are you up to
ken green: ?
Artemis: working
Artemis: you
ken green: home
ken green: you looking?
Artemis: at what
ken green: a man?
Artemis: no, I am looking at my monitor right now and pulling some web update material to post live
Artemis: are you looking at a man?
ken green: for a man..sorry
Artemis: I have 2 questions. 1- Are you reader and 2- do you smoke dope, 'cause you seem to have a short term memory problem. We have chatted before, recently too.
ken green: i know
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: im good
ken green: with memory
Artemis: good?
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: you seem to be a little upset
Artemis: no, I thought it funny
Artemis: that you asked again
Artemis: and so soon
ken green: why not?
Artemis: why not what
ken green: ask again
ken green: any pic in the box?
Artemis: yours is, yes
ken green: about yours?
Artemis: you don’t see my owl?
ken green: no pic in your box
Artemis: there is an owl wearing a sombrero, its funny, too bad you can’t see it (http://users.adelphia.net/~steven_kawski/owls.html funniest dang thing I have ever seen)
ken
green: i know
ken green: i wanted to see you
Artemis: it’s in my profile
Artemis: I like the owl
ken green: saw them youre beautiful
Artemis: he is my friend
ken green: fb?
Artemis: that’s in the profile too
ken green: what?
Artemis: all the info you seek
ken green: what info you think i seek?
Artemis: if I have a boyfriend or not geez, this is like 20 questions
Artemis: you just asked that, that is how I know what you seek
ken green: im asking if youre available
Artemis: and in my profile, if you read it, it says: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship then I even put: Latest News: If your profile is blank, don’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship
ken green: all i wanted to know is if you looking for a fb
Artemis: so you are hoping I am a skank?
ken green: no
ken green: that you wanna play a littlew
Artemis: ? what?
ken green: dont get mad
Artemis: I don’t know exactly what you are asking
ken green: what?
ken green: how come?
Artemis: spit it out dude
Artemis: wtf are you talking about
ken green: sex
Artemis: you do hope I am a skank
ken green: a little
ken green: with me
Artemis: why are you begging? That’s very unattractive
Artemis: and very sad
Artemis: but not sad enough for a pity fuck
ken green: what do you mean?
Artemis: you see this "And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship “that means NO, yet you still persist, that is the very definition of begging
ken green: forget it
Artemis: already did

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

tourwout again...

This is the third time in under 10 days this guy has hit on me.
Somehow he was able to purchase a compy, get on the internet, download Yahoo, type in some criteria and randomly find me, so how can he be this stupid? Boggles the mind don’t it!




tourwout: hi
Artemis: ?
tourwout: 40m,nc
Artemis: and?
tourwout: usa
Artemis: ok
tourwout: and u?
Artemis: OMG
Artemis: you really are that ignorant
Artemis: CAN YOU READ?
Artemis: HELLO, WTF do you think a profile is for?
tourwout: ur profile
tourwout: ?
Artemis: you have hit on me so many times now
Artemis: assbag
tourwout: haha
tourwout: so amazing profile,lol
Artemis: ?
tourwout: I m scared of u,;P
Artemis: why
tourwout: u say u r not hooker now, and u r in a relation
Artemis: OMG you are illiterate, you really can not read
Artemis: I apologize
tourwout: kidding
tourwout: J
Artemis: illiteracy is not something to make fun of
tourwout: u like assfucking
Artemis: you are to stoopid to fuck…
tourwout: maybe cos of languag
tourwout: I ma polish guy
(Perpetuating a stereo type?)
tourwout
: sure
tourwout: ur cam is on?

Monday, January 30, 2006

Hot guy returns

tourwout: hi
Artemis: hi
tourwout: how r u?
Artemis: well
tourwout: cool
tourwout: what up?
Artemis: just work
tourwout: at home
Artemis: work from home?
tourwout: i mean u work from home,lol?
Artemis: no that was a question; I was asking you if you work from home
tourwout: no
tourwout: i have a big cock for u
Artemis: did i ask for 1?
Artemis: you are NOT a reader are you?
tourwout: u want one?
tourwout: i m a fucker,mmm
Artemis: did you read my profile?
Artemis: you idiot
tourwout: yes
tourwout: yes
tourwout: u bitch?
Artemis: to assbags I am
tourwout: i love to fuck ur ass,mmm
Artemis: this site needs an idiot filter
tourwout: hahha
Artemis: besides you have already hit me before
Artemis: did not work then either
Artemis: do you want to see how stupid you look/read?

I inserted the link to HIS Assbaggery, he never responded…

Friday, January 27, 2006

Just another perv with a cam

kevin_holla2000

You have been invited to view kevin_holla2000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)


Artemis: who are you?

You have been invited to view kevin_holla2000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)

Artemis: hello?
Artemis: do I know you?

You have been invited to view kevin_holla2000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)

kevin_holla2000: hello
kevin_holla2000: i am kevin from germany
Artemis: why do you want me to look at you cam?
kevin_holla2000: :)
Artemis: what?
kevin_holla2000: have you a cam
Artemis: no
Artemis: Let me guess, you have your penis out and you think I have never seen anything as fabulous as your penis?
kevin_holla2000: please (He said please!)

You have been invited to view kevin_holla2000's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)

Artemis: Are you really that pathetic?
Artemis: that sad
Artemis: and that desperate
Artemis: or just that stupid
kevin_holla2000: how old are you
Artemis: are you a reader?
Artemis: can you read
kevin_holla2000: ok
kevin_holla2000: sorry
Artemis: I can see you are sorry
Artemis: very sorry

Thursday, January 26, 2006

WOW another penis...

mr_eckerd: hi
Artemis: hi
mr_eckerd: how ya doin
Artemis: just waiting for the end of the day
mr_eckerd: u working still
mr_eckerd: i just got home
mr_eckerd: im buck
Artemis: buck, that’s the name?
mr_eckerd: lol yea
mr_eckerd: thats it
mr_eckerd: and u are?
Artemis: ok just making sure
mr_eckerd: 26 m nc hung
(Men seem to think it is of the utmost importance and tell this right away)
mr_eckerd
: :)
Artemis: you profiles said long term relationship
Artemis: so you are a cheater?
mr_eckerd: looking for one
Artemis: did you read my profile or just look at pictures?
mr_eckerd: am checking it now
mr_eckerd: can u see my pic on this display? (I did, it’s his penis, and I immediately closed it)
mr_eckerd: it should be up
Artemis: you might want to READ first
mr_eckerd: oh ok
Artemis: just for future reference, read the profiles first, it impresses the ladies and gives them the illusion you are decent

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

“The Mutilation of Grammar”

Good Luck....

jeffy_roland: hi
jeffy_roland: are you doing?
jeffy_roland: what is your name?
Artemis: Artemis
jeffy_roland: what a lovely pciture you have,and alovely name
jeffy_roland: well am jeffy by name,but you can call me jeff
Artemis: okie dokie
jeffy_roland: well tell me about yourself,
jeffy_roland: ?
Artemis: nothing to tell, I work and eat and sleep and drink, you know the usual stuff
jeffy_roland: what about fun
Artemis: that was the drinking part
jeffy_roland: ok
jeffy_roland: well is good to talk to you.but are you married before?
Artemis: yes (First time)
jeffy_roland: but your profile is teeling you looking for a long term relationship
Artemis: no I am in 1 (Twice times)
jeffy_roland: and i want to be part of you ,if you let me?
Artemis: I am in a long term relationship (3rd time)
jeffy_roland
: now
jeffy_roland: ?
Artemis: yes I am in a long term relationship (4, 4 times!)
jeffy_roland: ok
jeffy_roland: can we talk as a friend?
Artemis: I guess
jeffy_roland: ok
jeffy_roland: can i add your to my list?
jeffy_roland: have add you now
jeffy_roland: but i get to go now,i will talk to you later
jeffy_roland: bye

Day 2 of “The mutilation”

jeffy_roland: hello
jeffy_roland: how are u doing today?
Artemis: what
Artemis: geez I just logged on
Artemis: hold on
jeffy_roland: ok


3 minuets pass...

jeffy_roland: how are u doing today?
Artemis: busy

3 more minuets pass...


jeffy_roland: how are you doing
jeffy_roland: am cool
jeffy_roland: u
Artemis: cool? Are you 15?
jeffy_roland: no
jeffy_roland: why do you ask?
Artemis: just sounded very 15ish
jeffy_roland: are you 14?
Artemis: No and I don’t act 14, I don’t use the "lingo" of a 14 year old either
jeffy_roland: bcos you like chidish (chidish, isn’t this some type of fish?)
jeffy_roland: you act like that
jeffy_roland: bcos you talk to much
Artemis: And what did I do to demonstrate that?
jeffy_roland: you talk to much
jeffy_roland: about your pirate stuff (ARRRRRG!)
Artemis: Again, you are not making any sense.
jeffy_roland: you did not make any sese too
jeffy_roland: by calling me 15th (15th is 1 better than 16th)
Artemis: Please explain “pirate stuff’
jeffy_roland: you act childish
Artemis: Again, you are not making any sense.
jeffy_roland: well who is not making sense between me and you,because the way you talk ,about you been married ,am not invited,annd whosoever want to come ,should write no to pirate,that is insane (Please take a moment to re-re-re-read this, just let it sink in)
Artemis
: read what you just typed.... WTF is that "should write no to pirate,that is insane"
jeffy_roland: yeah am talking about you (This line made me LOL)
Artemis: Nowhere in my profile do I have anything about a pirate, where is this coming from?
Artemis: "am not invited”? WTF is that? Invited to what
Artemis: Your mutilation of grammar is hilarious too


Granted I am not a grammatical genius, but this really goes above and beyond.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The Husband part C

raleighasian: hi
raleighasian: how are yoU?
raleighasian: what you doing today>?
Artemis: working
Artemis: m-f 8am to 5pm
raleighasian: same here
raleighasian: what do yo udo?
Artemis: I work at @#$^**
raleighasian: really
raleighasian: thats cool
Artemis: how so
raleighasian: at least yo ugot a jon (And toilet paper too!)
raleighasian: some [eople dont
Artemis: you don’t?
raleighasian: I do, some people dont
Artemis: still board with your wife, still trying to find someone else to screw?
raleighasian: yeah why not
Artemis: I am still not stupid, so why are trying here again?
raleighasian: hmmmm, maybe jsut talking
raleighasian: forget it
raleighasian: u dont want tot alk its ok (Hey man gimme your tot's)
Artemis: or are you so stupid you forgot I told you no already?
raleighasian: yeah I know, I am not stupid, whats wroing with chatting
(Has yet to convince me of this, the stupid part.)
raleighasian
: why do you assume everything
Artemis: there is no point in talking to me I am not going to do anything with you ever….
raleighasian: ovisely (? I have ovaries?)
Artemis: there is no assuming when you spelt it out the last time we chatted.
raleighasian: and today is a dfferrent day
raleighasian: if you dontknow how to ahve a converstion, dont talk to me
(Not only can I have one, I can spell it, CONVERSATION)

Artemis: so you are mentally unstable? You change that fast just like that, overnight?
raleighasian: let me say to make you happy
(There is nothing this dude can possibly say to make me happy)
raleighasian
: yes I am
Artemis: I don’t know which is worse
raleighasian: you are right
raleighasian: about eveythign
Artemis: your poor wife
raleighasian: yes u are righgt
Artemis: I hope you never breed, well anymore
raleighasian: sorry
raleighasian: not with you (I am not sure why he ever thought he might be able too)
Artemis: duh, I already said no
raleighasian: did you not ehar what I said or read what I said, i fy ou dont know how to have a converstion, dont talk to me (CONVERSATION, man I still got it!)
Artemis: you care nothing of your wife or your child, you are willing to risk the stability of his home and family just to screw someone else, very selfish
raleighasian: u talking to me?
Artemis: I keep chatting because a man who is willing to do such a horrible thing deserves a beat down
raleighasian: go ahead and talk
raleighasian: I always listen to you
(We go way back you know, a whole 24 hours or so)
raleighasian
: helloo, talk
Artemis: No, I am done now, just wanted you to know why I kept chatting, and wanted you to know what POS (Piece Of Shit, just an FYI) I thought you were, have a nice life, good luck with destroying your childs life. Hope that works out for you.
raleighasian: thank you for you wisdom
raleighasian: ify ou dont know how to thave a conversation , please dont say anythign
(CONVERSATION, dayum I am on FI-YA today!)

Monday, January 23, 2006

I hope this is not your husband Part Deux

Artemis: there you go again... acting like you want too, but if I say “no” then you would say the same thing you did earlier, “well neither would and I “so this is pointless, you obviously have no idea what you want or you are to scared to admit it, or you just, I really don’t know what, playing a very stupid immature game…
raleighasian: =o)
Artemis: wtf is that for
Artemis: it’s not cute
raleighasian: ok to the point, I am looking fomr someone
Artemis: why
Artemis: what’s wrong with your wife
raleighasian: nothing is wrong
Artemis: can you afford another woman
Artemis: a good one is not cheap
raleighasian: true
Artemis: and an ex is even more expensive
raleighasian: you saying you are a good woman?
Artemis: I am ex-wife that alone has cost him thousands this year
Artemis: can you afford the consequences?
Artemis: child support alone is 800.00 a month
raleighasian: i never said I was leaving anyone
Artemis: I never said you would leave, I was implying she would
Artemis: if she found out
raleighasian: ok
Artemis: if you wanted to leave you would have already
raleighasian: you are right
raleighasian: i was looking I have not find anyone yet
Artemis: The problem is that I am not stupid…
How would you like it if she went out looking for someone else while still married to you because she was board with you? Don’t do what you don’t want done to you
raleighasian: i dont mind, I keep telling her to go out
Artemis: right and when gets a good boinking, and does not want you any more, you will be all happy and poop, right?
raleighasian: if she tell me that she wants another man what am I suppose to do?
Artemis: Get a divorce, not screw around while still married, duh…
raleighasian: you sayinf if I was divorice, you would go out with me?
Artemis: no, I would never screw around on my hunny bunny
Artemis: never ever ever ever
Artemis: You’re an idiot. I am done talking to you.
raleighasian: ok

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Testing Photo Upload


This is a test, it is only a test. Uh huh.

I hope this is not your husband:

This is a long one, so it's going to be in 3 parts

raleighasian: hi
Artemis: hello
raleighasian: how are you?
raleighasian: where are you from?
raleighasian: ?
Artemis: NC
raleighasian: i am in raleigh
raleighasian: u?
Artemis: Raleigh also
raleighasian: what part, I am in the east side
Artemis: I am in RTP
raleighasian: thats cool
raleighasian: what do you do if you dont mindme asking?
Artemis: transportation and logistics
raleighasian: something I dont know how to do
raleighasian: I am a computer technician
Artemis: eh, mine is not hard
Artemis: lots of maps and routing guides
raleighasian: are you married, kids?
raleighasian: sounds easy
Artemis: divorced and 1 child
raleighasian: i have a 4 year old son
raleighasian: took him to disneyland over the weekend
Artemis: a weekend at disney, was that enough time to do anything?
raleighasian: no
raleighasian: need more time
raleighasian: but it was good enought for him
raleighasian: for now
raleighasian: how old isyour kid?
raleighasian: do you have any recent pic ofyou?
raleighasian: ?
Artemis: the ones on my profile are current
raleighasian: ok
raleighasian: what doyou like to do?
Artemis: eat, drink, sleep, play cards, curling, drink.
raleighasian: drink two times
raleighasian: do you meet anyone from on line?
Artemis: I have and he is wonderful
raleighasian: is
Artemis: match.com
raleighasian: oh
raleighasian: you still see him?
Artemis: everyday
Artemis: if at all possible
Artemis: he is a compy god
raleighasian: i dont think I can use that web page
raleighasian: site
Artemis: why not
raleighasian: i have meet people
raleighasian: because I am not single
Artemis: oh, thought you were, due to your prior comments
raleighasian: my prior comment
raleighasian: about my son
Artemis: well you said nothing about your status, but asked me about mine
raleighasian: hope its ok with you that I am talking with you
raleighasian: sorry
Artemis: however I did not look at your profile, I am sure it says "married" or "in a relationship" there, right?
raleighasian: yes
raleighasian: i think
Artemis: ok, my bad then
raleighasian: sorry, its say no answer
Artemis: you should change that!
raleighasian: usually I say yes when someone ask
raleighasian: did I offend you?
Artemis: no
Artemis: you have said nothing out of the way yet
Artemis: are you in fact Asian?
raleighasian: do you meet anyone else?
raleighasian: yes I am asian
raleighasian: have you dated one before?
Artemis: my pookie is Japanese, he's hot
Artemis: a few other guys but they ended up as friends
raleighasian: i see
Artemis: 4 or 5
raleighasian: i have dated one white girl in my time
raleighasian: would you meet anyone else?
raleighasian: how involved were you with them?
raleighasian: most of the people I dated was asian
Artemis: not very
Artemis: we went out a few times and just ended up as friends hanging out
raleighasian: do you meet any married men?
Artemis: 3 of them I still hang out with regularly
raleighasian: i have meet people and became friends
Artemis: I would never go out with a married man
Artemis: never ever ever
Artemis: ever
raleighasian: i would not expect you to
Artemis: well that is an odd question to ask
raleighasian: sorry, just wanted to know
Artemis: and what if I had said yes
raleighasian: i would not want to go out with someone else, but hang out have a good time is ok
raleighasian: i would say
raleighasian: that its cool if you do, but I am not looking for a girlfriend, but hanging out sometimes is ok
raleighasian: what would you say?
raleighasian: if I did ask?
Artemis: no, unless your wife was there too.
Artemis: then a Yes would be in order
raleighasian: just to hang out?
Artemis: the wife would have to be there
Artemis: I would be mad as hell if my husband went to hang out with some strange woman he had met on a chat site, that is just not normal
raleighasian: does your friend wife there as well?
raleighasian: have you dont anything with them?
Artemis: wait, none of my friends are married, a few have girlfriends and sometimes they come too, but I knew them, I know them all
Artemis: why are you asking if you are not interested?
raleighasian: i am interested, but I dont know if you are
Artemis: why would you want to meet some woman to hang out and not have your wife there?
Artemis: interested in what?
raleighasian: you
Artemis: you said you were not interested
raleighasian: i said i was not looking for a girlfriend
Artemis: what are you looking for then
Artemis: someone else to screw
raleighasian: why do you think that way?
Artemis: from what you are saying
Artemis: how else would I get that idea?
raleighasian: do you think I want to do that with you?
Artemis: duh
Artemis: why would you want to hang out with a woman you have never met with out your wife being there?
raleighasian: i dont know about doing that with anyone yet, because I dont know them.
Artemis: you make no sense at all, read back to what you have typed.......the whole thing
Artemis: one minute you say you would, the next you say no
raleighasian: and if I say I would want to do that, what do you say?
raleighasian: sorry, to make you confuse
raleighasian: i was saying that I dont know if I would do it becuase I dont know them. but I would like to hang out sometimes
raleighasian: you still with me?


By this point I am just banging my head on my desk.
STAY TUNED, SAME BAT CHANNEL, SAME BAT TIME FOR:
Part 2 and 3 to follow!

Friday, January 20, 2006

The Pretty Boy

prettyboy7746: I want to lick you from head to toe and front to back and everything inbetween mmmm (WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG)
Artemis
: what?
Artemis: pardon?
prettyboy7746: sorry when i saw your profile i had to say something..i know that was alittle to blunt
Artemis: I don’t know you, has that line ever worked?
prettyboy7746: i have never used it as a line
Artemis: you just did
prettyboy7746: well i know i did this time lol,,but no i never have
Artemis: and your only 25
prettyboy7746: well 28 now,,the photos are updated but not the profile
Artemis: I am 36, your about 8 years too young
prettyboy7746: lol,,, at this age i dont think that really maters
Artemis: And you obviously have no tack or class
Artemis: I am into quality not quantity
prettyboy7746: i dont need it

From my personal experience “pretty boy’s” who have to beg like this have small penis’s/penises/peni ?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Creepy old guy again

maxbrushstroke: =)
Artemis : hello...
maxbrushstroke: Hello... how are you?
maxbrushstroke: Are you at work?
Artemis : as always
maxbrushstrokes2001: No Holidays for you?
Artemis : nope
maxbrushstroke: I guess "Logistics" are in high demand these days, good for you!
Artemis : everyday
maxbrushstroke: I wish I could plug some of it into my art through you...
Artemis : what? plug some of what?
maxbrushstroke: ... "plug" some of "logistics"...
Artemis : into art through me? what are you talking about
maxbrushstroke: ... into my art through your artistically inspirational features..
Artemis : what in the hell are you saying
maxbrushstroke: I assume your "logistics" sensibility filters through your body pores, therfore drawing/painting you would bring some of that stuff (logistics) into my art!
maxbrushstroke: Did you go to UNC-CH?
Artemis : no I went to UNC-D
(University of North Carolina in Dobson, or A.K.A. Surry Community College)
maxbrushstroke
: Ok...
Artemis : ok, you want me to sweat (through my pores), then you can paint an 18 wheel truck?
maxbrushstroke: ; )
maxbrushstroke: ... you mean a "36" wheel truck?
Artemis : 36?
Artemis : 19 w/ the spare
maxbrushstroke: I thought you were refering to a wheel for every year!
maxbrushstroke: Bad humor, sorry...
Artemis : uh, um, er, no
maxbrushstroke1: wow... very creative, excellent! A+
Artemis : for what, for someone who uses such big flowery words and so many of them, you make almost no sense whatsoever
maxbrushstroke: ty...
Artemis : i guess