2 Things

1- The DaVinci Code is just a movie, for entertainment purposes only, how can I know this you ask? Simple Jesus Christ would not have been French.

2 - You can’t jump start a VW Jetta with your riding lawnmower

Old Naked Guy

If you have ever wondered what you grandfather looked like nude then check out this old guy. I am still having nightmares.


raleigh53m4f: hi...on now?
Artemis: ?
raleigh53m4f: saw your profile in a search...nice pics
Artemis: ty
raleigh53m4f: am 53/m/raleigh
raleigh53m4f: ncsu/fairgrounds area
Artemis: all my info is in my profile
raleigh53m4f: i saw
Artemis: ok
raleigh53m4f: any potential interest in real meetings?
Artemis: um, what part of In a Long Term Relationship did you not get?
raleigh53m4f: people sometimes have a desire to wonder
raleigh53m4f: apparantly you don't
raleigh53m4f: so am sorry to bother you
Artemis: no I don’t, I thought I made it clear in the profile
Artemis: and you are married
Artemis: and naked, ew
raleigh53m4f: there are plenty of married on profiles who are looking
Artemis: thanks pal

Long time no blog

I wish I had a great excuse for not posting much of late, like “Gee, I’ve been real busy planning my wedding, but that would be a lie. We have hired someone to do EVERYTHING for us. No one has been sick. We did take a short trip that included casinos, booze, one wedding and roller coasters that went 120 mph.

Here is all I have to offer up for today:


valooking2000: Will be in Durham tonight. If you are interested in a diversion please PM me.
Artemis: did you read my profile?
valooking2000: yes
Artemis: and what did it say?
valooking2000: You wrote it
Artemis: and you read it
valooking2000: correct
Artemis: then why did you bother?
valooking2000: Lots of people don't necessarily feel today the way they did whenever they wrote their profile. Why did you bother to answer?
Artemis: Because it amazes me when people read that and still try….it makes no good sense.
valooking2000: It amazes me when people waste their time
Artemis: Exactly what I meant
Artemis: you wasted yours here
valooking2000: I clicked twice, maybe 3 seconds, you started the dialogue
Artemis: I get fools all day that try, and it's always entertaining to see how far a guy will go to try to convince me that I really want them.
Artemis: So this is for entertainment purposes only… as far as I am concerned.
valooking2000: I asked a simple question ms. I insulted no one and have not tried for one second to convince you of anything.
Artemis: You insulted my “intended” by asking, do you know him? Humm?
valooking2000: No, i complimented his excellent taste.
Artemis: I clearly stated that I am in a Long Term Relationship, yet you have no concern for that, just your own agenda
Artemis: by asking me if I wanted to meet you?
valooking2000: If you are so literal then you would realise that my original question asked you to PM back only if you were interested
Artemis: why would think I was interested?
valooking2000: You responded
Artemis: You realize you are begging strangers, right?
valooking2000: Incorrect

Never give up never surrender

The first attempt was on 3/1/06:


thefriend28218: have bf?
Artemis had you read my profile you would know not to ask
thefriend28218 how sweet
thefriend28218: waht do you need to know sweetie
Artemis: read MY profile.... there is nothing left to question
thefriend28218: u r cute
thefriend28218: we can talk about that
thefriend28218: how sweet u r
thefriend28218: how nice looking u r
thefriend28218:


This is the second attempt 2 months later:


thefriend28218: hi there
Artemis: hi
thefriend28218: how r u
Artemis: ok so far
thefriend28218: coo;
thefriend28218: what u doing today
Artemis: what I do everyday, work...
thefriend28218: understand that
thefriend28218: where r u?
thefriend28218: i have the day off
thefriend28218: had to work the weekend
thefriend28218: u have a cam? so i can see you
Artemis: no
Artemis: I have pictures and that’s plenty
thefriend28218: nice pic
thefriend28218: thanks
thefriend28218: u have a bf?
Artemis: read my profile?
thefriend28218: i c u do
thefriend28218: happy>?
Artemis: what do you mean?
thefriend28218: r u and the bf happy?
Artemis: would I put that there if I weren't
Artemis: does it say I am looking? or are you hoping I’ll skank on him with you, a total stranger?
thefriend28218: jsut wajt to talk and be friends for now
thefriend28218: skanking comes later lol
Artemis: Why would I cheat? What makes you so fabulous? What about you is worth the risk?
thefriend28218: I am a great guy (nuff said!)
thefriend28218: 6'3"
thefriend28218: 200lbs
thefriend28218: green eyes and br hair
thefriend28218: nice build
Artemis: job and income, I aint cheap buddy
thefriend28218: anda good talker tooo
thefriend28218: like to have fun
thefriend28218: and make you smile
Artemis: who does not like to have fun?
thefriend28218: i havea good job
thefriend28218: work at IBM
Artemis: doing what
Artemis: your profile is blank
thefriend28218: training
thefriend28218: and trouble shooting
Artemis: so you are a tech
thefriend28218: more of a trainer they the teck side
thefriend28218: techs r more computer builders
thefriend28218: i am the training side
thefriend28218: the teck r cool through
thefriend28218: what do u do sweetie (this makes my skin crawl)
thefriend28218: tech?
Artemis: my hunny bunny buys me 1 piece of jewelry a month, this month it’s a 1 carat diamond butterfly ring, last month it was a necklace and earrings about 250 carats total of aurora borealis, month before that a 3 carat canary diamond ring, before that a diamond bracelet, before that a necklace from Tiffany’s before that another diamond bracelet… You can top that?
thefriend28218: sound like a nice man or you r very good
Artemis: And don’t call me sweetie…I don’t know you, its belittling, like calling me the little woman…
thefriend28218: i think it is u r very good
thefriend28218: i do make good money $$$ (still trying to sell it)
thefriend28218: and do treat my girl great
thefriend28218: to good people say
Artemis: oh you have a girl?
thefriend28218: no
thefriend28218: when i have a girl
Artemis: then why don't you have 1 now?
thefriend28218: she when to the west coast a few mo. Ago (so he is not good enough to keep her here?)
thefriend28218: looking
thefriend28218: why i am on here looking
thefriend28218: work alot and do not like the bar thing
Artemis: match.com
thefriend28218: u on there
Artemis: it's people who ARE looking
Artemis: I am NOT looking
thefriend28218: sure
thefriend28218: if the right man
Artemis: sure what?
thefriend28218: with the right look
thefriend28218: and the right job
thefriend28218: ask you
thefriend28218: then why r u not married????
thefriend28218: ?
Artemis: oh I can answer that, because my dress wont be here till the end of this month, it's being hand made in Paris, his parents are living in Japan and wont here till the Christmas holidays, so we have booked the Hudson manor for a December wedding, unfortunately we had to wait till then, the flight from Japan in about 18 hours and we did not want to make them do it twice in one year. Does that answer your question?
thefriend28218: yes
thefriend28218: sound like u r happy
thefriend28218: and sweet
Artemis: and loyal
thefriend28218: good
Artemis: besides you already hit me once and it did not go well then
Artemis: about a month ago
thefriend28218: yes
thefriend28218: i did
thefriend28218: still trying
thefriend28218: is that ok?
Artemis: no not really, it gets old and it makes you look pathetic for begging, again
thefriend28218: u do not belive
Artemis: what?
thefriend28218: not pathetic
thefriend28218: just being honest
Artemis: how many times does a gal have to say no then? For you to believe it's no?
thefriend28218: i was jsut checking bacl in
thefriend28218: back in
thefriend28218: to see if it was still coooooooool
Artemis: That was a lame attempt to cover
thefriend28218: cover
thefriend28218: cover what?
Artemis: to cover begging and pathetic
thefriend28218: ok
Artemis: Think about it, would you really want a lying cheater?
thefriend28218: who you?
thefriend28218: or me?
Artemis: any one, duh
Artemis: and I said would YOU
thefriend28218: jsut want to talk and be friend to start but i see you r taken so it is cool
thefriend28218: i wish you happies