48, white male... Whooopie

mwm4mwfover35: 48, white male, louisville ky...looking for a "stress buster" this morning (i.e., phone play) with a NON-psycho female. POSSIBLY interested?
Artemis: ?
mwm4mwfover35: hello
Artemis: What kind of add is this?
mwm4mwfover35: it's not an add
mwm4mwfover35: i work from home
mwm4mwfover35: just taking a break
Artemis: then what are you selling
mwm4mwfover35: nothing
mwm4mwfover35: phone play is just a stress buster
mwm4mwfover35: by the way, i like home star runner too
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: what is phone play?
mwm4mwfover35: oh come on, darlin.(My skin is starting to crawl)
Artemis: pardon...
Artemis: you mean phone sex?
mwm4mwfover35: duh
Artemis: at work?
mwm4mwfover35:
mwm4mwfover35: i work from home
Artemis: You can not be serious
Artemis: well I dont
mwm4mwfover35: well....yes
Artemis: That is bizarre
mwm4mwfover35: actually, it's very common these days....
mwm4mwfover35: ...and has been for about 10 years.
mwm4mwfover35: married women are the best....and safest.
Artemis: ?
mwm4mwfover35: <~~knows these things
Artemis: hows that
mwm4mwfover35: i guess they don't want hassles.....
mwm4mwfover35: psycho women take phone sex WAY too seriously
Artemis: oh
Artemis: is that really possible?
mwm4mwfover35: is what possible?
Artemis: take phone sex WAY too seriously
mwm4mwfover35: yes...a few do. they act like a "relationship" has begun.....
Artemis: I can hardy type it with a straight face
mwm4mwfover35: lol
mwm4mwfover35: well, those are the ones i call psycho.
Artemis: Not laughing at it, but just confused by it
mwm4mwfover35: hmmm, you're not using CAPS but you are using caps on the word "I".....how interesting.
mwm4mwfover35: confused
mwm4mwfover35: well
mwm4mwfover35: phone sex is common
mwm4mwfover35: it takes me less than 15 minutes to find a partner.
Artemis: I must be really different then
mwm4mwfover35: i go to the yahoo members directory and copy/paste my intro.....
Artemis: Cause I have never participated in it.
mwm4mwfover35: well, if you do....just chat with them first for a while until you SENSE that they aren't psychos......
Artemis: No, I’ll pass
mwm4mwfover35: lol
mwm4mwfover35: you can go into just about any adult chat room right now and watch men jack off on cam.
mwm4mwfover35: men have a harder time finding women to do that, but it's not uncommon either.
Artemis: Besides I am not single and that would seem an unfaithful act.
mwm4mwfover35: ahhhh
mwm4mwfover35: it's just masturbation
mwm4mwfover35: ...that's all.
Artemis: That’s in my profile
mwm4mwfover35: i know
Artemis: OK, Bill Clinton
mwm4mwfover35: that made you more desireable
mwm4mwfover35: president billy was a sex addict, that's all.
mwm4mwfover35: he at least balanced the budget darlin.
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: And this is not a prime representation of the very same thing?
mwm4mwfover35: that's a huge leap, actually. i'm not addicted.
mwm4mwfover35: i do it maybe once a month....as a break...a diversion.
mwm4mwfover35: if i was an addict, would i be spending time chatting with you now? i mean, you've already said NO.
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: You see, if my Boo masturbated to some chick on the phone or otherwise, I would be infuriated, therefore I would never to such a thing to him. Do unto other’s kind of mentality.
mwm4mwfover35: AHHH
mwm4mwfover35: well, that's your rule for yourself...so i can't argue with that.
mwm4mwfover35: do you give your hubby head?
Artemis: But, good luck with that and all
Artemis: Bu-bye
mwm4mwfover35: i guarantee you your hubby masturbates when you don't know....ok...bye.