Thursday, January 11, 2007

singdance4u

singdance4u: You make my heart melt
Artemis: about once a month for , I dont know how long, maybe a year, you send me the same thing, had you read my profile you'd see I am in a Long Term Relationship
singdance4u: i wish i could get over u..but i,m attracted to u..like a moth to a flame
Artemis: there is nothing to "get over" you don't know me, if you are going by looks then you are superficial, and i hate that
Artemis: loath it
singdance4u: yea..i guess u are right...even ray charles said u were good looking
Artemis: lame
singdance4u: any way..i can stil use u as my dream lover
Artemis: ewwwwwwwww
Artemis: gross
Artemis: gag
singdance4u: or can i get locked up for that
Artemis: i have to go poke my minds eye out now
singdance4u: ok..i wil keep a eye out for u later
Artemis: NO DONT
Artemis: my god, NO NO NO NO NO ONONOONONO
Artemis: NO
singdance4u: i wil try to overcome u
singdance4u: or try to find a clone of u
Artemis: yeah we have soooooooooo much together, are you really this desperate?
Artemis: pathetic?
singdance4u: i dont know why i like u so much..i just do
Artemis: how can you like someone you have never met, again pathetic, and that is a very ugly character trait. See I can tell by the way you profess this load of bullshit that I DO NOT LIKE YOU
singdance4u: i gues i,m a bit psychic or have a 6th sense about u
Artemis: what, you knew i'd find you to be an assbag
Artemis: an idiot
Artemis: a P O S?
singdance4u: yea...i stil think we could be a good match..if we ever strike it
Artemis: you are old, you have old balls
Artemis: i am not
Artemis: and i dont like old balls
singdance4u: if u ever hear my sincere voice..of if i could serenade u..u may have change of mind
Artemis: i am getting married dec 30th, this year
Artemis: go away
singdance4u: can i at least sing at your wedding
Artemis: fuck no
singdance4u: ok..guess kissing the bride is ruled out 4 sure then
Artemis: at least this make'll a good read for my blog
Artemis: another pathetic man in raleigh
singdance4u: So, do you like fat guys with no money?
Artemis: for the ladies to look out for
singdance4u: i wil just fade off into the nc sunset
Artemis: please do
singdance4u: but i wil never forget u..i wil use u as my model in my search for true love
Artemis: yeah do that
singdance4u: we may even meet in the next world..and have babies together
Artemis: its not a compliment
Artemis: you are now on my inore list, bubye
singdance4u: Madonna: Quicker than a ray of light she's flying...

Friday, December 08, 2006

lookfroldwmn

lookfroldwmn: Hi. Hope you do not mind tha I messaged you. I was looking at yahoo profiles and saw yours. You are a very petty lady. Hope you will be nice enough to answer.
Artemis: ty
lookfroldwmn: No Thank you for being nice enough to answer and having a nice pi cup
lookfroldwmn: You are really pretty
Artemis: pi cup?
lookfroldwmn: pic up
Artemis: oh
lookfroldwmn: Looks lik eyou are having a good time in the pic
lookfroldwmn: Bet a lot of guys bother you on here
Artemis: yes and yes
lookfroldwmn: Hoep I am not a bother but oyu are so pretty I relaly wanted to talk
Artemis: ok
lookfroldwmn: I htink ladie syour age are sooo sexy
Artemis: why
lookfroldwmn: a lot of reasons
Artemis: ok
lookfroldwmn: I think the are sexy and a lot oare really petty and have great boobs LOL an dmost are very nice not stuck up or teasy like girls ny age
Artemis: i wish i could understand what you are typing
Artemis: this is why many older woman dont care for younger men
lookfroldwmn: Sorry bad when I go fasy
lookfroldwmn: I think a lot are sexy. A lot are really pretty and have great boobs and are not stuck up acting like girls my age
lookfroldwmn: Look at you WOW Really hot
Artemis: wow, great boobs....... i am speechless

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

beth_looking4fun

beth_looking4fun: hi there, how are you this afternoon?
beth_looking4fun: I'm beth....
beth_looking4fun: nice to meet you
beth_looking4fun:
Artemis: i am well
beth_looking4fun: hey!
beth_looking4fun: I'm beth.....
beth_looking4fun: also in NC....
beth_looking4fun: raliegh area....
beth_looking4fun: 40
beth_looking4fun: bi
beth_looking4fun: divorced
beth_looking4fun: and a mom of one in college
beth_looking4fun: u?
Artemis: engaged, straight, a child, working
beth_looking4fun: never curious, lol??
Artemis: i have never been confussed one day of my life
beth_looking4fun: ever had a 3some?
Artemis: dont need one
Artemis: my hunny boo is plenty
Artemis: he leaves nothing undone


Its rare but sometimes women are douche bags too.

Friday, November 17, 2006

badboy_looking_4_badgirl creepy

badboy_looking_4_badgirl: hii am 28 years old male have self picture would you like to see it ? i am front of my web cam, would you like to watch ? looking for 30+ women for chat
Artemis: watch what?
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: guess ?
Artemis: had you read my profile you would have known the answer
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: its waste of time.
Artemis: correct
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: try to send message to married females who write hapilly married.. and see it yourself..
Artemis: um, i am happy and dont care to see you naked, your point is now moot.
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: i said send message to others..
Artemis: i am not others
Artemis: and i dont care about others
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: beside your profile now moot.. it says you are in long term realitionship
Artemis: yes i am
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: then you say lie.. then you are face and your profile or words fake.. and that mean i dont have to read profile thats all lie.
Artemis: ok, i read that twice and it makes very little sense
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: i dont said i am nude front of my cam but you think lke that..
Artemis: oh, my bad what did you mean?
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: i want to talk with matures cause younger only think about sex or they only talk about britney spears and other pop idols
Artemis: oh, but that does not warrent a cam....?
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: i wanna be sure i am talking with mature how can i be sure other wise ?
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: -
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: i got to go.
Artemis: ?, i am lost again, how does them looking at you on a cam register marturity?
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: friend calls
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: they can look mature.. beside they have family
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: even kids..
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: so i can talk with their family too..
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: gtg sorry
badboy_looking_4_badgirl: see you later

He is a "bad boy looking 4 a bad girl" so he can chat with her and her kids and her husband? That puts the KKK- in KREEPY

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

mother_sandra_james: In God's name?

mother_sandra_james: Greetings in Jesus name

Artemis: hello

mother_sandra_james: Hello Beloved Child

mother_sandra_james: How are you doing today?

Artemis: You know I live in the free world where information on religion is not scarce….

mother_sandra_james: are you a christain?

Artemis: Are you assuming I am not?

mother_sandra_james: not am not

mother_sandra_james: am not assuming

Artemis: they why bother asking

mother_sandra_james: i was just asking if you were a christian

mother_sandra_james: a/s/l

Artemis: if you had read my profile you would know that too

mother_sandra_james: ok..

mother_sandra_james: well am 60yrs F from Holland

mother_sandra_james: Do you care for a chat?

Artemis: i am at work i dont care to have your Religious views shoved in my face… which I know you are going to try to do from the first lines of chat you dropped on me

mother_sandra_james: am not forcing you to talk to me

Artemis: i did not say you would force me to talk to you

Artemis: i said....to have your Religious views shoved in my face… which I know you are going to try to do from the first lines of chat you dropped on me

mother_sandra_james: this is how some people loose opportunity

Artemis: You know I live in the free world where information on religion is not scarce….

mother_sandra_james: i dont usually chat online....but this is my first time

Artemis: and you are assuming again

mother_sandra_james: i have something important to tell you

mother_sandra_james: but you have miss used the time

Artemis: you have nothing to tell me that i dont get

Artemis: from other sources

Artemis: when i need it

mother_sandra_james: i wanted to tell you something that will benefit you

mother_sandra_james: but you were not trying to listen to me

Artemis: Again you are assuming I am not a Christian and that I am too stupid to find the information that is made readily available to me in the free world in which I live….

mother_sandra_james: Am not telling you about christain or the bible (even though that is how this all started)

mother_sandra_james: do you want to hear what i want to tell you now

Artemis: Had I solicited this information form you it would acceptable to communicate in the area, but I did not ask you anything… you are going to SHOVE your personal views on me and I am now blocking you from my chat…. When people ask, when they have questions, that is a prime time for you to advise, not push your agenda on them….

Artemis: bu bye

mother_sandra_james: wait... (this has to be good)

mother_sandra_james: for the last time

mother_sandra_james: if i have offended you then sorry

mother_sandra_james: can i show you my picture

Artemis: I have a religion and I like it, for you to impose your views on me is intolerable, I have free will that GOD gave me, for you to impose your personal beliefs on me is not a Christian mind.

Artemis: and no

mother_sandra_james: am very sorry

Artemis: i dont want a pix of you

Artemis: you should be sorry

mother_sandra_james: please just see and you will know what i want to tell you

mother_sandra_james: well i will say my story if you want to hear then you can read it

Artemis: You assumed I was not a Christian and tried to shove your personal views on me, that is wrong, why not just blow my house up in YOUR GODS name?

mother_sandra_james: well i onced lived in usa with my husband we lived in missisipi....we were happy then but we have only one problem we didn't have a child....but one day a terrible thing happened in missisipi (Hurricane Disaster) Camille in 1969

mother_sandra_james: i lost my husband then.....but before my husband died he was a top military man and when the hurricane stuff happened i was entitled to all his wealth because i we didn't have a child....

mother_sandra_james: so i moved from missisipi to Netherland but i discovered that i had cancer of the Breast....

mother_sandra_james: then recently i went to see my doctor and my doctor told me that i wont be spending more than 6months before i die

mother_sandra_james: so it was then i became a christain

mother_sandra_james: but now with all the wealth of my husband that is with there is no child to take over....so i decided that i should give it out to people that are suffering,people on the street,people that didn't have anything to eat nor drink,churches and so on..........

mother_sandra_james: that is what i wanted to tell you.......

BUZZ!!!

Artemis: ?

Artemis: good for you

Artemis: i have been doing that for years

Artemis: catch up

mother_sandra_james: are you happy that am suffering from cancer?

Artemis: dont be stupid....you said "but now with all the wealth of my husband that is with there is no child to take over....so i decided that i should give it out to people that are suffering,people on the street,people that didn't have anything to eat nor drink,churches and so on"

mother_sandra_james: can you help me give it out

Artemis: no, i know a scam when i see one and so does God.


Ok so her hubby dies in 1969 and she still has so much money? How can you be too stupid to NOT know how to give it away?


There has to be a special place for folks like this after death.


Monday, October 16, 2006

keerysmith

keery smith: hi wa z up
Artemis
: not much
keery smith
: how was your day
Artemis
: so far so good
keery smith
: what are u planinmg for the day?
Artemis
: just work for now
keery smith
: are u married
Artemis
: it's in my profile
keery smith
: ok
keery smith
: let me chect it out
keery smith
: ok i can see
keery smith
: so waht do do for a living
Artemis
: uh, that was in there too
keery smith
: i cant understand
Artemis
: european rma escalations manager
keery smith
: well im a buzineess tycoon
Artemis
: but you can't spell business?
keery smith
: i spelt it like dat
Artemis
: o
keery smith
: yeah
Artemis
: you only speak ghetto or do 33+?
keery smith
: justi love speakin it
keery smith
: no g in my speaking i know
Artemis
: \/\/h4+?
keery smith
: i dont understand you
keery smith
: or do u speak ghetto as well?
Artemis
: Wait are you that same dude that’s been stalking me on myspace?
Artemis
: and no i dont speak ghetto
keery smith
: are u on myspace?
Artemis
: no
keery smith
: im a member
keery smith
: hello
Artemis
: some ghetto poser was stalking me
Artemis
: i really dont care for it at all
keery smith
: what is your best defination for LOVE?

Receiving IMVironment from keery smith...

keery smith has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment.


Artemis
: my finace
keery smith
: FINANCE?
Artemis
: Fiancé
Artemis
: better?
keery smith
: ok is that you in your profile
Artemis
: Marital Status:Long-term Relationship, there is not an option for engaged
keery smith
: Then i must say you are so pretty
Artemis
: but i did not select "looking"
Artemis
: ty
keery smith
: u rae welcome
keery smith
: where are u @ the moment?
keery smith
: i mean your location
Artemis
: work
Artemis
: office
Artemis
: building
Artemis
: desk
Artemis
: chair
keery smith
: location
Artemis
: rtp
keery smith
: i dont get you
Artemis
: rtp? research triangle park
Artemis
: really big place
Artemis
: lots of tech companies
keery smith
: how old are u?
keery smith
: yeah
keery smith
: so big
Artemis
: did you read my profile?
Artemis
: my age is there too
keery smith
: i read it but i dint seee your age and te rest stuff
keery smith
: i opnly saw your pic and some other things
Artemis
:
amconel01
Last Update: 10/11/2006
My Email: Private
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Yahoo! ID:
amconel01
Real Name:
Artemis
Nickname:
Location:
Raleigh NC
Age:
37
Marital Status:
Long-term Relationship
Sex:
Female
Occupation:
European RMA Escalations
(This was all c/p from my profile)
Artemis: i realize words can be tricky and all

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

deo_vindice_2005

deo_vindice_2005: nice pic

Artemis: ty

deo_vindice_2005: welcome

deo_vindice_2005: what do you do for fun in raleigh?

Artemis: i help a friend who does promotions in raleigh, so i get in places free and drink my face off

deo_vindice_2005: damn i hear ya

deo_vindice_2005: i pay women to humiliate me

Artemis: pardon

deo_vindice_2005: i pay women to verbaly humiliate me and abuse me with their feet

Artemis: o

Artemis: k

Artemis: thanks for sharing

Artemis: i guess

deo_vindice_2005: i have somthing else to share

Artemis: uh.............


Artemis: what is this

deo_vindice_2005: a pic

You have received 1 photo from deo_vindice_2005.

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Artemis: of what before i open it

deo_vindice_2005: nothing x rated

Artemis: o

Artemis: k

It's a picture of the biggest roundest belly I have ever seen, stretch marks and all.

deo_vindice_2005: did you see it?

Artemis: i did

deo_vindice_2005: what do you think?

Artemis: that's a whole lotta.......... something you have there

deo_vindice_2005: do you think it would be fun to stand on?

Artemis: no

Thursday, October 05, 2006

zeekojani

I missed the first line of the chat he started:

Artemis: ty
zeekojani: you are beautiful as well..
zeekojani: how old are you lovely?
Artemis: it should be in my profile
zeekojani: oic..so your profile has been updated
Artemis: i try to keep it that way
zeekojani: in this case you are not only beautiful but honest as well
zeekojani: kids ,exes,lovers,lovers to be?
Artemis: ?
Artemis: what
zeekojani: do you have kids?
zeekojani: ex-hubbies? hubbies to be?lol
Artemis: it should say i am in a long term relationship on there
Artemis: and i like to keep my personal family matters to my self, that is not for the world to know
zeekojani: awwwwwwwwwwwww..how nice
(WTF? Like I'm a 9 yr. old child that said I wanted a pony)
Artemis
: i only put out there what i think is "OK"
Artemis: not so much nice but logical
zeekojani: what you have put out there is wonderful
zeekojani: I know lovely lady I know...being a woman out there is not easy
(O M G, NO HE DID-UNT)
Artemis
: i have not had any problems
Artemis: i am not weak
zeekojani: you mean you are not dumb..huh..lol
Artemis: i stand on my own, own my own home and I have a car that’s not broke piece of crap
zeekojani: what makes people weak in your opinion?
Artemis: vw jetta
zeekojani: LOL
zeekojani: nice car
Artemis: your comment "being a woman out there is not easy"
Artemis: yes it is easy
Artemis: very easy
Artemis: any woman who says different is weak
(OK, strippers and hooker don’t have it so easy, we all know about the "Flaming Hooker")
zeekojani
: you said you were not weak so what makes you strong?
Artemis: the fact i am not weak
zeekojani: yeah
Artemis: i stand on my own
Artemis: own my own home
Artemis: ...
Artemis: what did you miss
zeekojani: wow...I need a lady with a mouse..lol
Artemis: i depend on no one but me
zeekojani: I am going to be moving to NC soon
zeekojani: house.not .mouse..sorry..lol
Artemis: i am on my way home, my days work is done, have a nice day
zeekojani: I will catch you once in Raleigh
(UH… NO YOU WON”T)



He might as well have referrer to me as “The Little Lady”
My skin crawls when people talk down to me, like I am a naive child.
It sincerely pisses me off.


Tuesday, September 26, 2006

jappel99: Assbag in 4 lines or less...Geez

jappel99: Hi, I'm John in Greensboro....so what's up with you this fine afternoon?
Artemis: nothing

jappel99: Me either..bored....so what would you rather be doing??

Artemis
: what i am doing, drinking vodka, watching tv and goofing on the compy
jappel99: Cool...I don't drink....but I do love to goof around and play and relax....
wish you were here....lol
Artemis: what?
jappel99: Huh? What?
Artemis: you want a stranger there with you, some one you have less than 5 minutes with
Artemis: ?
Artemis: what is that bullshit
jappel99: Never mind....see ya.
Artemis: DUH! HAD YOU READ MY PROFILE YOU WOULD KNOW
Artemis: P A T H E T I C

Monday, September 25, 2006

pack_man_fan

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pack_man_fan: mmm lets suck a cock together =)
Artemis: why are you begging? are you that unattractive? or pathetic or just both?


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Artemis: see above question
pack_man_fan: no just bi... and think u are hot
Artemis: i don't give a shit what you think, had you read my profile you would not be wasting your time

I guess I have no patience today

Thursday, September 21, 2006

joshua_harris_gold

joshua_harris_gold: hey
Artemis: hey
joshua_harris_gold: how r u?
Artemis: i am well
joshua_harris_gold: thats great
joshua_harris_gold: what r u doing toeday?
joshua_harris_gold: today*
Artemis: working, like i do everyday
joshua_harris_gold: what do u do?
Artemis: european rma escalations
joshua_harris_gold: awesome
joshua_harris_gold: how long have u ben doing that?
Artemis: for this company less than a year
Artemis: year
joshua_harris_gold: oh
joshua_harris_gold: what is it that u do?
Artemis: i am the escalations manager, when things go wrong and people complain it's up to me to resolve it and make them happy
joshua_harris_gold: nice
joshua_harris_gold: how long have u been doing that for?
Artemis: total 9 years
joshua_harris_gold: coo
joshua_harris_gold: what r u doing tonight?
Artemis: why do you ask that?
joshua_harris_gold: just making convo
Artemis: well, i am going for a 1 or 2 mile bike ride, helping my son with homework, grilling
joshua_harris_gold: nice
joshua_harris_gold: are u married?
Artemis: it's all in my profile, besides you like 20 something
joshua_harris_gold: what am ittoo young?
Artemis: uh, WAY to young
joshua_harris_gold: not really i love older women anyway
Artemis: well they MAY not love you or you not care about that
Artemis: i just said you were too young and now you wanna argue that with me
Artemis: you think i dont know myself?
Artemis: and what i like
Artemis: did YOU READ MY PROFILE
joshua_harris_gold: im sry, im not arguing with you
joshua_harris_gold: i hope it didnt come across like that
Artemis: And i dont really care what OTHER women love, I am not them
joshua_harris_gold: never said u were
joshua_harris_gold: ur right
Artemis: like i said all you need to know is in my profile, there are words there too, not just pictures
joshua_harris_gold: i read it
joshua_harris_gold: before i PMed u
Artemis: and yet you did
joshua_harris_gold: oh
joshua_harris_gold: im sry
joshua_harris_gold: didnt mean to bother u

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

gvegasslugger00, his wife is so freaking lucky

gvegasslugger00: hey there
gvegasslugger00: good morning
gvegasslugger00: i am over in greenville
Artemis: hello
gvegasslugger00: whats up for today
gvegasslugger00: so what do you do in Raleigh
Artemis: european rma escalation
gvegasslugger00: oooook, what is that?
gvegasslugger00: i am actually heading to Raleigh today for work
Artemis: when crap goes wrong in europe they escalate to me and i do some ass chewing and make it work (kidding, I don't chew any ass)
gvegasslugger00: oh
gvegasslugger00: never heard of a job like that
gvegasslugger00: very attractive in your pics
Artemis: 3rd one i have had like this
gvegasslugger00: i see
gvegasslugger00: so are you pretty busy today
Artemis: well i am trying write the procedures for License Vouchers
Artemis: it's not going so well right now
gvegasslugger00: i see
gvegasslugger00: so are you involved right now
gvegasslugger00: i am married
Artemis: so you are involved
Artemis: aint that enough
Artemis: what does it matter, of my status?
gvegasslugger00: just asking is all
Artemis: but your married, so why ask?
Artemis: or are you a cheating assbag?
gvegasslugger00: no i was just asking a question
gvegasslugger00: sorry i bothered you
Artemis: your profile said married and looking
Artemis: so it was not just a question
Artemis: you were fishing
Artemis: why would someone who is married even bother asking that?


...................nuff said I guess

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

hatteras26

hatteras26: Hello
Artemis: hello
hatteras26: how are u
hatteras26: good good
hatteras26:
Artemis: i am well
hatteras26: well...fyi..i'm 26 and in Raleigh temporarily lol
Artemis: ok
hatteras26: what do u do
Artemis: european rma escalations and I am 37...
hatteras26: "rma" what's that
hatteras26: 37 is good
Artemis: return material acquisitions
Artemis: 37 is good for what?
hatteras26: well, i dont know what the hell that is lol
hatteras26: i like older women..
Artemis: you are not unique in that
hatteras26: yeah i know
hatteras26: well, you wanna get a drink tonite?
Artemis: i get drunk most every night
hatteras26: lol how about with me
Artemis: why?
Artemis: you are 26
hatteras26: im bored...
hatteras26: and you should say
hatteras26: "26 is good
Artemis: no, 26 is very young and not much else
hatteras26: lol
hatteras26: ill change your mind
Artemis: how's that
hatteras26: i like to be a slave every now and then lol
hatteras26: can be good for pleasiing
Artemis: what was the last thing you read?
hatteras26: 26 is young and not much else
Artemis: what was the last thing you read?
hatteras26: youre witty
hatteras26: and smart
hatteras26: lol
Artemis: and your not
Artemis: either
Artemis: the answer to my question should have been "your profile"
Artemis: but you did not read that
hatteras26: are you a domme?
Artemis: you are far to immature for me, and uninformed
hatteras26: well
Artemis: READ MY DAMN PROFILE
hatteras26: i admit i am definitely uniformed
Artemis: idiots
hatteras26: I DID
Artemis: gees
Artemis: then how can you still be so stupid
Artemis: as to keep asking me shit
Artemis: like that
hatteras26: it makes you sound like you are narrowing down what you do you like in the bondage lifestyle
Artemis: I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP
hatteras26: alot o people are
Artemis: what part about that escapes you?
Artemis: go away

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

zealmclance

zealmclance: hi baby
zealmclance: How u doing?

Artemis: baby? you know me?

zealmclance: Sorry for tht

zealmclance: How u doing?

Artemis: ok

zealmclance: ok

zealmclance: so wht ur name?

Artemis: that's personal

zealmclance: I am Zeal by name
zealmclance: i am from Indiana

zealmclance: Redkey

Artemis: ok

zealmclance: i am 43 yrs of age
zealmclance: i am a building contractor

zealmclance: i am acring and passionate man
Artemis: are you a reader?
zealmclance: i am not online here to play or look for job
Artemis: so what are you here for?

zealmclance: i am looking for caring and lovely woman on here

Artemis: do you read

zealmclance: tht why i am on here

Artemis: can you read?

zealmclance: why did u ask me tht?
Artemis: because you obviously did NOT read my profile

zealmclance: Oh yea

Artemis: yeah

zealmclance: cos i can't find nothing on ur Profile

zealmclance: tell me about it
zealmclance: \Okay
Artemis: "Marital Status: Long-term Relationship
Sex: Female Occupation: Logistics More About Me Hobbies: Curling. I set a hooker on fire once in Reno. Looking for a COH player. No I do not have a cam. Latest News: If your profile is blank, donÂ’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I donÂ’t want to see your penis, and saying "nice tits" is NOT an accolade. Looking for a COH player.' ( I copied all of this from my profile)
zealmclance: so wht about it?

Artemis: click under "ACTIONS" then "CONTACT ACTIONS" then "VIEW PROFILE"

Artemis: and there it all is

zealmclance: r u Engage?
Artemis: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship..Is this not enough
zealmclance: Ok
Artemis: "If your profile is blank, donÂ’t bother me."

zealmclance: so u trying to tell me to leave u alone huh?

Artemis
Artemis: BLANK

zealmclance: yea
zealmclance: i can tell u
zealmclance: if u care to ask me

BUZZ!!!

Artemis: ? what?

zealmclance: dont u wanna chat with me?
Artemis: no, you did not bother to read my profil therefore you never intended to pay any attention to what I had to say you dismissed me from the start

zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: am sorry
zealmclance: can we get to knwo better now?

Receiving the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment from zealmclance...

zealmclance has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment.


Artemis: I have someone......HELLO ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

zealmclance: Yea
zealmclance: Hello!!!

BUZZ!!!

Artemis: you need to find someone else to beg, not me

zealmclance: ok

zealmclance: bye

Friday, September 01, 2006

ajcim277, NOT A COMPLIMENT

ajcim277: you look good for your age
Artemis: thanks
ajcim277: hmm ......you look about a 34c
ajcim277: ...am i close??
Artemis: ? PARDON
ajcim277: was just curious about your measurements
ajcim277: ...meant as a compliment
Artemis: that would be none of your business
Artemis: and no that is not a compliment
ajcim277: of course it is
ajcim277: im just saying you have a nice figure
Artemis: then say that, not "hay are you a 40DD'?
Artemis: that IS NOT a compliment
ajcim277: i didn't say you were a 40dd
Artemis: is your penis less than 2 inches cause you act like it is
ajcim277: you're getting all upset
ajcim277: all i said was that you looked great ......
ajcim277: and was just asking if you were a 34c
ajcim277: i wasn't trying to upset you
Artemis: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

don79548 for the love of God

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don79548: hi


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Artemis: who are you

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Artemis: WHO ARE YOU?

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Artemis: I dont know you and your profile is blank

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Artemis: so NO

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Artemis: IDIOT NO

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Artemis: begging so sad

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Artemis: I dont want to see your tiny penis, did you NOT read my profile?

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Monday, August 28, 2006

bill27513

bill27513: Hi there. M 34 Cary NC looking for local female for fun. Interested?

bill27513: nice tits

Artemis: can you read?

bill27513: yep

bill27513: and type too

Artemis: then do that, read my profile

bill27513: I did

bill27513: ha ha

Artemis: then what's your problem?

bill27513: horny

bill27513: clouds my vision

Artemis: that does not explain stoopid

bill27513: lol

bill27513: sometimes it does

Artemis: well good luck with that

bill27513: ty

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

I QUIT MY JERB

I quit my job. Working for Ryder for over 9 years was all I knew. I am not worried, I am not scared. That is because I now know how the "other half" live. Someone asked me, about quiting my job, "did you hit the lottery?", I said yeah, pretty much, I did. I have someone who actually supports me and WHATEVER I want to do as well as what ever I think I can do. I think I can build a brick house, I know I really can't but Ken'll say "OK, if you want to build a brick house just tell what I need to do help."

I do have another job lined up and it's not building brick, or straw or twig houses, well not yet the day ain't over!

Brett, I am so sorry I left you in a boat of poop, just know I love you and will support you (not financially) if you decide to quit too.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

The unfortunate gayness of hockey

Please don't misunderstand me I LOVE HOCKEY, however, you can not over look the obvious gayness...

Things I heard in last nights game:

He was bent over

reach around

wrap around attempt

big commodore with out his stick

back behinder in front

fresh set of legs out there

Around behind the reach of...

under no circumstance is it OK to break your stick during action

he was an inch wide and didn't go in

Ward humps it along with a big stick

Oilers have really taken a body on Erick

Oilers have to play it deeper

they are delving back end, Rusty has to play (women never want to hear that)

He is taken on by Whitney

Double teamed (?) (may not be such a bad thing)

Penaile-ty coming

Vasicek sounds sexual or vulgar...

3 on 2

He's a rocket!

And of course what all guys want to hear from their friends at the end of the night "HE SCORES"

Friday, May 26, 2006

2 Things


1- The DaVinci Code is just a movie, for entertainment purposes only, how can I know this you ask? Simple Jesus Christ would not have been French.


2 - You can’t jump start a VW Jetta with your riding lawnmower