mother_sandra_james: In God's name?

mother_sandra_james: Greetings in Jesus name

Artemis: hello

mother_sandra_james: Hello Beloved Child

mother_sandra_james: How are you doing today?

Artemis: You know I live in the free world where information on religion is not scarce….

mother_sandra_james: are you a christain?

Artemis: Are you assuming I am not?

mother_sandra_james: not am not

mother_sandra_james: am not assuming

Artemis: they why bother asking

mother_sandra_james: i was just asking if you were a christian

mother_sandra_james: a/s/l

Artemis: if you had read my profile you would know that too

mother_sandra_james: ok..

mother_sandra_james: well am 60yrs F from Holland

mother_sandra_james: Do you care for a chat?

Artemis: i am at work i dont care to have your Religious views shoved in my face… which I know you are going to try to do from the first lines of chat you dropped on me

mother_sandra_james: am not forcing you to talk to me

Artemis: i did not say you would force me to talk to you

Artemis: i said....to have your Religious views shoved in my face… which I know you are going to try to do from the first lines of chat you dropped on me

mother_sandra_james: this is how some people loose opportunity

Artemis: You know I live in the free world where information on religion is not scarce….

mother_sandra_james: i dont usually chat online....but this is my first time

Artemis: and you are assuming again

mother_sandra_james: i have something important to tell you

mother_sandra_james: but you have miss used the time

Artemis: you have nothing to tell me that i dont get

Artemis: from other sources

Artemis: when i need it

mother_sandra_james: i wanted to tell you something that will benefit you

mother_sandra_james: but you were not trying to listen to me

Artemis: Again you are assuming I am not a Christian and that I am too stupid to find the information that is made readily available to me in the free world in which I live….

mother_sandra_james: Am not telling you about christain or the bible (even though that is how this all started)

mother_sandra_james: do you want to hear what i want to tell you now

Artemis: Had I solicited this information form you it would acceptable to communicate in the area, but I did not ask you anything… you are going to SHOVE your personal views on me and I am now blocking you from my chat…. When people ask, when they have questions, that is a prime time for you to advise, not push your agenda on them….

Artemis: bu bye

mother_sandra_james: wait... (this has to be good)

mother_sandra_james: for the last time

mother_sandra_james: if i have offended you then sorry

mother_sandra_james: can i show you my picture

Artemis: I have a religion and I like it, for you to impose your views on me is intolerable, I have free will that GOD gave me, for you to impose your personal beliefs on me is not a Christian mind.

Artemis: and no

mother_sandra_james: am very sorry

Artemis: i dont want a pix of you

Artemis: you should be sorry

mother_sandra_james: please just see and you will know what i want to tell you

mother_sandra_james: well i will say my story if you want to hear then you can read it

Artemis: You assumed I was not a Christian and tried to shove your personal views on me, that is wrong, why not just blow my house up in YOUR GODS name?

mother_sandra_james: well i onced lived in usa with my husband we lived in missisipi....we were happy then but we have only one problem we didn't have a child....but one day a terrible thing happened in missisipi (Hurricane Disaster) Camille in 1969

mother_sandra_james: i lost my husband then.....but before my husband died he was a top military man and when the hurricane stuff happened i was entitled to all his wealth because i we didn't have a child....

mother_sandra_james: so i moved from missisipi to Netherland but i discovered that i had cancer of the Breast....

mother_sandra_james: then recently i went to see my doctor and my doctor told me that i wont be spending more than 6months before i die

mother_sandra_james: so it was then i became a christain

mother_sandra_james: but now with all the wealth of my husband that is with there is no child to take over....so i decided that i should give it out to people that are suffering,people on the street,people that didn't have anything to eat nor drink,churches and so on..........

mother_sandra_james: that is what i wanted to tell you.......

BUZZ!!!

Artemis: ?

Artemis: good for you

Artemis: i have been doing that for years

Artemis: catch up

mother_sandra_james: are you happy that am suffering from cancer?

Artemis: dont be stupid....you said "but now with all the wealth of my husband that is with there is no child to take over....so i decided that i should give it out to people that are suffering,people on the street,people that didn't have anything to eat nor drink,churches and so on"

mother_sandra_james: can you help me give it out

Artemis: no, i know a scam when i see one and so does God.

Ok so her hubby dies in 1969 and she still has so much money? How can you be too stupid to NOT know how to give it away?

There has to be a special place for folks like this after death.

keerysmith

keery smith: hi wa z up
Artemis: not much
keery smith: how was your day
Artemis: so far so good
keery smith: what are u planinmg for the day?
Artemis: just work for now
keery smith: are u married
Artemis: it's in my profile
keery smith: ok
keery smith: let me chect it out
keery smith: ok i can see
keery smith: so waht do do for a living
Artemis: uh, that was in there too
keery smith: i cant understand
Artemis: european rma escalations manager
keery smith: well im a buzineess tycoon
Artemis: but you can't spell business?
keery smith: i spelt it like dat
Artemis: o
keery smith: yeah
Artemis: you only speak ghetto or do 33+?
keery smith: justi love speakin it
keery smith: no g in my speaking i know
Artemis: \/\/h4+?
keery smith: i dont understand you
keery smith: or do u speak ghetto as well?
Artemis: Wait are you that same dude that’s been stalking me on myspace?
Artemis: and no i dont speak ghetto
keery smith: are u on myspace?
Artemis: no
keery smith: im a member
keery smith: hello
Artemis: some ghetto poser was stalking me
Artemis: i really dont care for it at all
keery smith: what is your best defination for LOVE?

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Artemis: my finace
keery smith: FINANCE?
Artemis: Fiancé
Artemis: better?
keery smith: ok is that you in your profile
Artemis: Marital Status:Long-term Relationship, there is not an option for engaged
keery smith: Then i must say you are so pretty
Artemis: but i did not select "looking"
Artemis: ty
keery smith: u rae welcome
keery smith: where are u @ the moment?
keery smith: i mean your location
Artemis: work
Artemis: office
Artemis: building
Artemis: desk
Artemis: chair
keery smith: location
Artemis: rtp
keery smith: i dont get you
Artemis: rtp? research triangle park
Artemis: really big place
Artemis: lots of tech companies
keery smith: how old are u?
keery smith: yeah
keery smith: so big
Artemis: did you read my profile?
Artemis: my age is there too
keery smith: i read it but i dint seee your age and te rest stuff
keery smith: i opnly saw your pic and some other things
Artemis:
amconel01
Last Update: 10/11/2006
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Location:
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Age:
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Marital Status:
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Sex:
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Occupation:
European RMA Escalations
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Artemis: i realize words can be tricky and all

deo_vindice_2005

deo_vindice_2005: nice pic

Artemis: ty

deo_vindice_2005: welcome

deo_vindice_2005: what do you do for fun in raleigh?

Artemis: i help a friend who does promotions in raleigh, so i get in places free and drink my face off

deo_vindice_2005: damn i hear ya

deo_vindice_2005: i pay women to humiliate me

Artemis: pardon

deo_vindice_2005: i pay women to verbaly humiliate me and abuse me with their feet

Artemis: o

Artemis: k

Artemis: thanks for sharing

Artemis: i guess

deo_vindice_2005: i have somthing else to share

Artemis: uh.............


Artemis: what is this

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Artemis: of what before i open it

deo_vindice_2005: nothing x rated

Artemis: o

Artemis: k

It's a picture of the biggest roundest belly I have ever seen, stretch marks and all.

deo_vindice_2005: did you see it?

Artemis: i did

deo_vindice_2005: what do you think?

Artemis: that's a whole lotta.......... something you have there

deo_vindice_2005: do you think it would be fun to stand on?

Artemis: no

zeekojani

I missed the first line of the chat he started:

Artemis: ty
zeekojani: you are beautiful as well..
zeekojani: how old are you lovely?
Artemis: it should be in my profile
zeekojani: oic..so your profile has been updated
Artemis: i try to keep it that way
zeekojani: in this case you are not only beautiful but honest as well
zeekojani: kids ,exes,lovers,lovers to be?
Artemis: ?
Artemis: what
zeekojani: do you have kids?
zeekojani: ex-hubbies? hubbies to be?lol
Artemis: it should say i am in a long term relationship on there
Artemis: and i like to keep my personal family matters to my self, that is not for the world to know
zeekojani: awwwwwwwwwwwww..how nice (WTF? Like I'm a 9 yr. old child that said I wanted a pony)
Artemis: i only put out there what i think is "OK"
Artemis: not so much nice but logical
zeekojani: what you have put out there is wonderful
zeekojani: I know lovely lady I know...being a woman out there is not easy (O M G, NO HE DID-UNT)
Artemis: i have not had any problems
Artemis: i am not weak
zeekojani: you mean you are not dumb..huh..lol
Artemis: i stand on my own, own my own home and I have a car that’s not broke piece of crap
zeekojani: what makes people weak in your opinion?
Artemis: vw jetta
zeekojani: LOL
zeekojani: nice car
Artemis: your comment "being a woman out there is not easy"
Artemis: yes it is easy
Artemis: very easy
Artemis: any woman who says different is weak (OK, strippers and hooker don’t have it so easy, we all know about the "Flaming Hooker")
zeekojani: you said you were not weak so what makes you strong?
Artemis: the fact i am not weak
zeekojani: yeah
Artemis: i stand on my own
Artemis: own my own home
Artemis: ...
Artemis: what did you miss
zeekojani: wow...I need a lady with a mouse..lol
Artemis: i depend on no one but me
zeekojani: I am going to be moving to NC soon
zeekojani: house.not .mouse..sorry..lol
Artemis: i am on my way home, my days work is done, have a nice day
zeekojani: I will catch you once in Raleigh (UH… NO YOU WON”T)



He might as well have referrer to me as “The Little Lady”
My skin crawls when people talk down to me, like I am a naive child.
It sincerely pisses me off.

jappel99: Assbag in 4 lines or less...Geez

jappel99: Hi, I'm John in Greensboro....so what's up with you this fine afternoon?
Artemis: nothing
jappel99: Me either..bored....so what would you rather be doing??
Artemis: what i am doing, drinking vodka, watching tv and goofing on the compy
jappel99: Cool...I don't drink....but I do love to goof around and play and relax.... wish you were here....lol
Artemis: what?
jappel99: Huh? What?
Artemis: you want a stranger there with you, some one you have less than 5 minutes with
Artemis: ?
Artemis: what is that bullshit
jappel99: Never mind....see ya.
Artemis: DUH! HAD YOU READ MY PROFILE YOU WOULD KNOW
Artemis: P A T H E T I C

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Artemis: why are you begging? are you that unattractive? or pathetic or just both?


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Artemis: see above question
pack_man_fan: no just bi... and think u are hot
Artemis: i don't give a shit what you think, had you read my profile you would not be wasting your time

I guess I have no patience today

joshua_harris_gold

joshua_harris_gold: hey
Artemis: hey
joshua_harris_gold: how r u?
Artemis: i am well
joshua_harris_gold: thats great
joshua_harris_gold: what r u doing toeday?
joshua_harris_gold: today*
Artemis: working, like i do everyday
joshua_harris_gold: what do u do?
Artemis: european rma escalations
joshua_harris_gold: awesome
joshua_harris_gold: how long have u ben doing that?
Artemis: for this company less than a year
Artemis: year
joshua_harris_gold: oh
joshua_harris_gold: what is it that u do?
Artemis: i am the escalations manager, when things go wrong and people complain it's up to me to resolve it and make them happy
joshua_harris_gold: nice
joshua_harris_gold: how long have u been doing that for?
Artemis: total 9 years
joshua_harris_gold: coo
joshua_harris_gold: what r u doing tonight?
Artemis: why do you ask that?
joshua_harris_gold: just making convo
Artemis: well, i am going for a 1 or 2 mile bike ride, helping my son with homework, grilling
joshua_harris_gold: nice
joshua_harris_gold: are u married?
Artemis: it's all in my profile, besides you like 20 something
joshua_harris_gold: what am ittoo young?
Artemis: uh, WAY to young
joshua_harris_gold: not really i love older women anyway
Artemis: well they MAY not love you or you not care about that
Artemis: i just said you were too young and now you wanna argue that with me
Artemis: you think i dont know myself?
Artemis: and what i like
Artemis: did YOU READ MY PROFILE
joshua_harris_gold: im sry, im not arguing with you
joshua_harris_gold: i hope it didnt come across like that
Artemis: And i dont really care what OTHER women love, I am not them
joshua_harris_gold: never said u were
joshua_harris_gold: ur right
Artemis: like i said all you need to know is in my profile, there are words there too, not just pictures
joshua_harris_gold: i read it
joshua_harris_gold: before i PMed u
Artemis: and yet you did
joshua_harris_gold: oh
joshua_harris_gold: im sry
joshua_harris_gold: didnt mean to bother u

gvegasslugger00, his wife is so freaking lucky

gvegasslugger00: hey there
gvegasslugger00: good morning
gvegasslugger00: i am over in greenville
Artemis: hello
gvegasslugger00: whats up for today
gvegasslugger00: so what do you do in Raleigh
Artemis: european rma escalation
gvegasslugger00: oooook, what is that?
gvegasslugger00: i am actually heading to Raleigh today for work
Artemis: when crap goes wrong in europe they escalate to me and i do some ass chewing and make it work (kidding, I don't chew any ass)
gvegasslugger00: oh
gvegasslugger00: never heard of a job like that
gvegasslugger00: very attractive in your pics
Artemis: 3rd one i have had like this
gvegasslugger00: i see
gvegasslugger00: so are you pretty busy today
Artemis: well i am trying write the procedures for License Vouchers
Artemis: it's not going so well right now
gvegasslugger00: i see
gvegasslugger00: so are you involved right now
gvegasslugger00: i am married
Artemis: so you are involved
Artemis: aint that enough
Artemis: what does it matter, of my status?
gvegasslugger00: just asking is all
Artemis: but your married, so why ask?
Artemis: or are you a cheating assbag?
gvegasslugger00: no i was just asking a question
gvegasslugger00: sorry i bothered you
Artemis: your profile said married and looking
Artemis: so it was not just a question
Artemis: you were fishing
Artemis: why would someone who is married even bother asking that?

...................nuff said I guess

hatteras26

hatteras26: Hello
Artemis: hello
hatteras26: how are u
hatteras26: good good
hatteras26:
Artemis: i am well
hatteras26: well...fyi..i'm 26 and in Raleigh temporarily lol
Artemis: ok
hatteras26: what do u do
Artemis: european rma escalations and I am 37...
hatteras26: "rma" what's that
hatteras26: 37 is good
Artemis: return material acquisitions
Artemis: 37 is good for what?
hatteras26: well, i dont know what the hell that is lol
hatteras26: i like older women..
Artemis: you are not unique in that
hatteras26: yeah i know
hatteras26: well, you wanna get a drink tonite?
Artemis: i get drunk most every night
hatteras26: lol how about with me
Artemis: why?
Artemis: you are 26
hatteras26: im bored...
hatteras26: and you should say
hatteras26: "26 is good
Artemis: no, 26 is very young and not much else
hatteras26: lol
hatteras26: ill change your mind
Artemis: how's that
hatteras26: i like to be a slave every now and then lol
hatteras26: can be good for pleasiing
Artemis: what was the last thing you read?
hatteras26: 26 is young and not much else
Artemis: what was the last thing you read?
hatteras26: youre witty
hatteras26: and smart
hatteras26: lol
Artemis: and your not
Artemis: either
Artemis: the answer to my question should have been "your profile"
Artemis: but you did not read that
hatteras26: are you a domme?
Artemis: you are far to immature for me, and uninformed
hatteras26: well
Artemis: READ MY DAMN PROFILE
hatteras26: i admit i am definitely uniformed
Artemis: idiots
hatteras26: I DID
Artemis: gees
Artemis: then how can you still be so stupid
Artemis: as to keep asking me shit
Artemis: like that
hatteras26: it makes you sound like you are narrowing down what you do you like in the bondage lifestyle
Artemis: I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP
hatteras26: alot o people are
Artemis: what part about that escapes you?
Artemis: go away

zealmclance

zealmclance: hi baby
zealmclance: How u doing?
Artemis: baby? you know me?
zealmclance: Sorry for tht
zealmclance: How u doing?
Artemis: ok
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: so wht ur name?
Artemis: that's personal
zealmclance: I am Zeal by name
zealmclance: i am from Indiana
zealmclance: Redkey
Artemis: ok
zealmclance: i am 43 yrs of age
zealmclance: i am a building contractor
zealmclance: i am acring and passionate man
Artemis: are you a reader?
zealmclance: i am not online here to play or look for job
Artemis: so what are you here for?
zealmclance: i am looking for caring and lovely woman on here
Artemis: do you read
zealmclance: tht why i am on here
Artemis: can you read?
zealmclance: why did u ask me tht?
Artemis: because you obviously did NOT read my profile
zealmclance: Oh yea
Artemis: yeah
zealmclance: cos i can't find nothing on ur Profile
zealmclance: tell me about it zealmclance: \Okay
Artemis: "Marital Status: Long-term Relationship Sex: Female Occupation: Logistics More About Me Hobbies: Curling. I set a hooker on fire once in Reno. Looking for a COH player. No I do not have a cam. Latest News: If your profile is blank, donÂ’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I donÂ’t want to see your penis, and saying "nice tits" is NOT an accolade. Looking for a COH player.' ( I copied all of this from my profile)
zealmclance: so wht about it?
Artemis: click under "ACTIONS" then "CONTACT ACTIONS" then "VIEW PROFILE"
Artemis: and there it all is
zealmclance: r u Engage?
Artemis: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship..Is this not enough
zealmclance: Ok
Artemis: "If your profile is blank, donÂ’t bother me."
zealmclance: so u trying to tell me to leave u alone huh?
Artemis
Artemis: BLANK
zealmclance: yea
zealmclance: i can tell u
zealmclance: if u care to ask me
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: ? what?
zealmclance: dont u wanna chat with me?
Artemis: no, you did not bother to read my profil therefore you never intended to pay any attention to what I had to say you dismissed me from the start
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: am sorry
zealmclance: can we get to knwo better now?

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Artemis: I have someone......HELLO ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
zealmclance: Yea
zealmclance: Hello!!!
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: you need to find someone else to beg, not me
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: bye

ajcim277, NOT A COMPLIMENT

ajcim277: you look good for your age
Artemis: thanks
ajcim277: hmm ......you look about a 34c
ajcim277: ...am i close??
Artemis: ? PARDON
ajcim277: was just curious about your measurements
ajcim277: ...meant as a compliment
Artemis: that would be none of your business
Artemis: and no that is not a compliment
ajcim277: of course it is
ajcim277: im just saying you have a nice figure
Artemis: then say that, not "hay are you a 40DD'?
Artemis: that IS NOT a compliment
ajcim277: i didn't say you were a 40dd
Artemis: is your penis less than 2 inches cause you act like it is
ajcim277: you're getting all upset
ajcim277: all i said was that you looked great ......
ajcim277: and was just asking if you were a 34c
ajcim277: i wasn't trying to upset you
Artemis: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT

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Artemis: who are you

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Artemis: WHO ARE YOU?

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Artemis: I dont know you and your profile is blank

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Artemis: so NO

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Artemis: IDIOT NO

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Artemis: begging so sad

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Artemis: I dont want to see your tiny penis, did you NOT read my profile?

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bill27513

bill27513: Hi there. M 34 Cary NC looking for local female for fun. Interested?

bill27513: nice tits

Artemis: can you read?

bill27513: yep

bill27513: and type too

Artemis: then do that, read my profile

bill27513: I did

bill27513: ha ha

Artemis: then what's your problem?

bill27513: horny

bill27513: clouds my vision

Artemis: that does not explain stoopid

bill27513: lol

bill27513: sometimes it does

Artemis: well good luck with that

bill27513: ty

I QUIT MY JERB

I quit my job. Working for Ryder for over 9 years was all I knew. I am not worried, I am not scared. That is because I now know how the "other half" live. Someone asked me, about quiting my job, "did you hit the lottery?", I said yeah, pretty much, I did. I have someone who actually supports me and WHATEVER I want to do as well as what ever I think I can do. I think I can build a brick house, I know I really can't but Ken'll say "OK, if you want to build a brick house just tell what I need to do help."

I do have another job lined up and it's not building brick, or straw or twig houses, well not yet the day ain't over!

Brett, I am so sorry I left you in a boat of poop, just know I love you and will support you (not financially) if you decide to quit too.

The unfortunate gayness of hockey

Please don't misunderstand me I LOVE HOCKEY, however, you can not over look the obvious gayness...

Things I heard in last nights game:

He was bent over

reach around

wrap around attempt

big commodore with out his stick

back behinder in front

fresh set of legs out there

Around behind the reach of...

under no circumstance is it OK to break your stick during action

he was an inch wide and didn't go in

Ward humps it along with a big stick

Oilers have really taken a body on Erick

Oilers have to play it deeper

they are delving back end, Rusty has to play (women never want to hear that)

He is taken on by Whitney

Double teamed (?) (may not be such a bad thing)

Penaile-ty coming

Vasicek sounds sexual or vulgar...

3 on 2

He's a rocket!

And of course what all guys want to hear from their friends at the end of the night "HE SCORES"

2 Things

1- The DaVinci Code is just a movie, for entertainment purposes only, how can I know this you ask? Simple Jesus Christ would not have been French.

2 - You can’t jump start a VW Jetta with your riding lawnmower

Old Naked Guy

If you have ever wondered what you grandfather looked like nude then check out this old guy. I am still having nightmares.


raleigh53m4f: hi...on now?
Artemis: ?
raleigh53m4f: saw your profile in a search...nice pics
Artemis: ty
raleigh53m4f: am 53/m/raleigh
raleigh53m4f: ncsu/fairgrounds area
Artemis: all my info is in my profile
raleigh53m4f: i saw
Artemis: ok
raleigh53m4f: any potential interest in real meetings?
Artemis: um, what part of In a Long Term Relationship did you not get?
raleigh53m4f: people sometimes have a desire to wonder
raleigh53m4f: apparantly you don't
raleigh53m4f: so am sorry to bother you
Artemis: no I don’t, I thought I made it clear in the profile
Artemis: and you are married
Artemis: and naked, ew
raleigh53m4f: there are plenty of married on profiles who are looking
Artemis: thanks pal

Long time no blog

I wish I had a great excuse for not posting much of late, like “Gee, I’ve been real busy planning my wedding, but that would be a lie. We have hired someone to do EVERYTHING for us. No one has been sick. We did take a short trip that included casinos, booze, one wedding and roller coasters that went 120 mph.

Here is all I have to offer up for today:


valooking2000: Will be in Durham tonight. If you are interested in a diversion please PM me.
Artemis: did you read my profile?
valooking2000: yes
Artemis: and what did it say?
valooking2000: You wrote it
Artemis: and you read it
valooking2000: correct
Artemis: then why did you bother?
valooking2000: Lots of people don't necessarily feel today the way they did whenever they wrote their profile. Why did you bother to answer?
Artemis: Because it amazes me when people read that and still try….it makes no good sense.
valooking2000: It amazes me when people waste their time
Artemis: Exactly what I meant
Artemis: you wasted yours here
valooking2000: I clicked twice, maybe 3 seconds, you started the dialogue
Artemis: I get fools all day that try, and it's always entertaining to see how far a guy will go to try to convince me that I really want them.
Artemis: So this is for entertainment purposes only… as far as I am concerned.
valooking2000: I asked a simple question ms. I insulted no one and have not tried for one second to convince you of anything.
Artemis: You insulted my “intended” by asking, do you know him? Humm?
valooking2000: No, i complimented his excellent taste.
Artemis: I clearly stated that I am in a Long Term Relationship, yet you have no concern for that, just your own agenda
Artemis: by asking me if I wanted to meet you?
valooking2000: If you are so literal then you would realise that my original question asked you to PM back only if you were interested
Artemis: why would think I was interested?
valooking2000: You responded
Artemis: You realize you are begging strangers, right?
valooking2000: Incorrect

Never give up never surrender

The first attempt was on 3/1/06:


thefriend28218: have bf?
Artemis had you read my profile you would know not to ask
thefriend28218 how sweet
thefriend28218: waht do you need to know sweetie
Artemis: read MY profile.... there is nothing left to question
thefriend28218: u r cute
thefriend28218: we can talk about that
thefriend28218: how sweet u r
thefriend28218: how nice looking u r
thefriend28218:


This is the second attempt 2 months later:


thefriend28218: hi there
Artemis: hi
thefriend28218: how r u
Artemis: ok so far
thefriend28218: coo;
thefriend28218: what u doing today
Artemis: what I do everyday, work...
thefriend28218: understand that
thefriend28218: where r u?
thefriend28218: i have the day off
thefriend28218: had to work the weekend
thefriend28218: u have a cam? so i can see you
Artemis: no
Artemis: I have pictures and that’s plenty
thefriend28218: nice pic
thefriend28218: thanks
thefriend28218: u have a bf?
Artemis: read my profile?
thefriend28218: i c u do
thefriend28218: happy>?
Artemis: what do you mean?
thefriend28218: r u and the bf happy?
Artemis: would I put that there if I weren't
Artemis: does it say I am looking? or are you hoping I’ll skank on him with you, a total stranger?
thefriend28218: jsut wajt to talk and be friends for now
thefriend28218: skanking comes later lol
Artemis: Why would I cheat? What makes you so fabulous? What about you is worth the risk?
thefriend28218: I am a great guy (nuff said!)
thefriend28218: 6'3"
thefriend28218: 200lbs
thefriend28218: green eyes and br hair
thefriend28218: nice build
Artemis: job and income, I aint cheap buddy
thefriend28218: anda good talker tooo
thefriend28218: like to have fun
thefriend28218: and make you smile
Artemis: who does not like to have fun?
thefriend28218: i havea good job
thefriend28218: work at IBM
Artemis: doing what
Artemis: your profile is blank
thefriend28218: training
thefriend28218: and trouble shooting
Artemis: so you are a tech
thefriend28218: more of a trainer they the teck side
thefriend28218: techs r more computer builders
thefriend28218: i am the training side
thefriend28218: the teck r cool through
thefriend28218: what do u do sweetie (this makes my skin crawl)
thefriend28218: tech?
Artemis: my hunny bunny buys me 1 piece of jewelry a month, this month it’s a 1 carat diamond butterfly ring, last month it was a necklace and earrings about 250 carats total of aurora borealis, month before that a 3 carat canary diamond ring, before that a diamond bracelet, before that a necklace from Tiffany’s before that another diamond bracelet… You can top that?
thefriend28218: sound like a nice man or you r very good
Artemis: And don’t call me sweetie…I don’t know you, its belittling, like calling me the little woman…
thefriend28218: i think it is u r very good
thefriend28218: i do make good money $$$ (still trying to sell it)
thefriend28218: and do treat my girl great
thefriend28218: to good people say
Artemis: oh you have a girl?
thefriend28218: no
thefriend28218: when i have a girl
Artemis: then why don't you have 1 now?
thefriend28218: she when to the west coast a few mo. Ago (so he is not good enough to keep her here?)
thefriend28218: looking
thefriend28218: why i am on here looking
thefriend28218: work alot and do not like the bar thing
Artemis: match.com
thefriend28218: u on there
Artemis: it's people who ARE looking
Artemis: I am NOT looking
thefriend28218: sure
thefriend28218: if the right man
Artemis: sure what?
thefriend28218: with the right look
thefriend28218: and the right job
thefriend28218: ask you
thefriend28218: then why r u not married????
thefriend28218: ?
Artemis: oh I can answer that, because my dress wont be here till the end of this month, it's being hand made in Paris, his parents are living in Japan and wont here till the Christmas holidays, so we have booked the Hudson manor for a December wedding, unfortunately we had to wait till then, the flight from Japan in about 18 hours and we did not want to make them do it twice in one year. Does that answer your question?
thefriend28218: yes
thefriend28218: sound like u r happy
thefriend28218: and sweet
Artemis: and loyal
thefriend28218: good
Artemis: besides you already hit me once and it did not go well then
Artemis: about a month ago
thefriend28218: yes
thefriend28218: i did
thefriend28218: still trying
thefriend28218: is that ok?
Artemis: no not really, it gets old and it makes you look pathetic for begging, again
thefriend28218: u do not belive
Artemis: what?
thefriend28218: not pathetic
thefriend28218: just being honest
Artemis: how many times does a gal have to say no then? For you to believe it's no?
thefriend28218: i was jsut checking bacl in
thefriend28218: back in
thefriend28218: to see if it was still coooooooool
Artemis: That was a lame attempt to cover
thefriend28218: cover
thefriend28218: cover what?
Artemis: to cover begging and pathetic
thefriend28218: ok
Artemis: Think about it, would you really want a lying cheater?
thefriend28218: who you?
thefriend28218: or me?
Artemis: any one, duh
Artemis: and I said would YOU
thefriend28218: jsut want to talk and be friend to start but i see you r taken so it is cool
thefriend28218: i wish you happies

Full of charm

You just know this guy can't figure out why he is not getting any boinkin'.

qqqdom: check me out
Artemis: ?
Artemis: what do you mean?
qqqdom: my profile
Artemis: no, did you read mine first?
qqqdom: yea
qqqdom: u r sexy
Artemis: and in a ltr (Long Term Relationship)
qqqdom: so am i
Artemis: oh ok
qqqdom: so we r still free
Artemis: free for what?
qqqdom: dating
Artemis: do you know what a long term relationship is?
qqqdom: yea he fucks u without marrying u
qqqdom: wake up
Artemis: um, then why did he drop a bunch on a 3 carat diamond ring last month and booked the Hudson Manor for a wedding?
qqqdom: when he marrys u then he means business
qqqdom: until then u r a hoe
Artemis: better than being fat and stupid
Artemis: have a nice day
qqqdom: ok fat slut

A one-liner

gulfview95: How can you say you don't want to see my penis?


There was no reply from me...

If you don’t pay my bills, I really don’t care

Cary Wilkes: people lie
Artemis: ?
Cary Wilkes: absolutely not happening
Artemis: ok
Cary Wilkes: the whole time I was married all I heard about was people hooking up on the internet
Artemis: and you cant seem to score?
Cary Wilkes: nope, nade, nope
Artemis: fill out your profile, that might help a lot
Cary Wilkes: nada
Artemis: not many will give folks the time of day with a blank profile
Cary Wilkes: ya there?
Artemis:?
Cary Wilkes: yep, no luck at all
Artemis: oh well other than putting a picture and filling in the blanks, this appears how it will continue to be for you... so if you don’t like the way things are then you have one of two choices. Change, or shut up
Artemis: it’s all on you
Artemis: no one else’s fault
Cary Wilkes: that's a lot of work for a piece of ass
Cary Wilkes: gotta scan the photo, think of something nifty to say
Artemis: then stfu and deal with none
Artemis: or do the damn work
Artemis: I really don’t care
Cary Wilkes: why are you trying to act like you don't care?
Artemis: Cary Wilkes: why are you trying to act like you don't care? <-----DUH because I don’t care, like you said
Artemis: Name 1 reason why I should give a rat’s ass about your sex life?
Cary Wilkes: b/c you're jealous
Artemis: jealous that you can’t seem to get any?
Artemis: o
Artemis: k
Artemis: you got me
Cary Wilkes: no, that I am hard to get
Artemis: You’re throwing it out that there and that means you are hard to get?
Artemis: Are you tarded?
Artemis: do you wear a helmet
Cary Wilkes: no self respecting human being would pass me down, hence the problem is that there are very few self respecting human beings
Cary Wilkes: I am not the problem
Cary Wilkes: pass me up, I mean
Cary Wilkes: no one
Artemis: well good luck with that, have a nice day and all that crap
Cary Wilkes: ha ha! I just wanted to see how fired up I could get you, not a single bit of this is true..... man, you've got short fuses all over
Artemis: My fuse is not short, I just have no time for idiots, especially idiots I don’t know or care about, and I put up with very little crap. I am a crap free person and tend to stay that way. I cut to the meat of the conversation and get it done and over with. No short fuse, just real and true to myself.
Deal with or don’t, I still don’t care and never will.
Cary Wilkes: you do care, why are you lying to yourself?

I used to like goats, but now, not so much

t goat: hey
Artemis: hello
t goat: hey sweet heart
t goat: u doin ok?
Artemis: between work and planning my wedding, my think bone hurts
t goat: ohh i see,my bone hurts too
Artemis: ?
t goat: the one guys think with,,
Artemis: oh, nice
t goat: id luv to show u,,how much
Artemis: what?
Artemis: are you talking about
t goat: lol,,,u no,,the bone guys think with
Artemis: I was being sarcastic with the “nice” remark
Artemis: did you read my profile?
t goat: no,,,,they usally dont mean shit
Artemis: wrong again
t goat: ladies luv to get as loose as guys,,i know that
Artemis: I just said I was planning a wedding, which implies that I am engaged…

48, white male... Whooopie

mwm4mwfover35: 48, white male, louisville ky...looking for a "stress buster" this morning (i.e., phone play) with a NON-psycho female. POSSIBLY interested?
Artemis: ?
mwm4mwfover35: hello
Artemis: What kind of add is this?
mwm4mwfover35: it's not an add
mwm4mwfover35: i work from home
mwm4mwfover35: just taking a break
Artemis: then what are you selling
mwm4mwfover35: nothing
mwm4mwfover35: phone play is just a stress buster
mwm4mwfover35: by the way, i like home star runner too
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: what is phone play?
mwm4mwfover35: oh come on, darlin.(My skin is starting to crawl)
Artemis: pardon...
Artemis: you mean phone sex?
mwm4mwfover35: duh
Artemis: at work?
mwm4mwfover35:
mwm4mwfover35: i work from home
Artemis: You can not be serious
Artemis: well I dont
mwm4mwfover35: well....yes
Artemis: That is bizarre
mwm4mwfover35: actually, it's very common these days....
mwm4mwfover35: ...and has been for about 10 years.
mwm4mwfover35: married women are the best....and safest.
Artemis: ?
mwm4mwfover35: <~~knows these things
Artemis: hows that
mwm4mwfover35: i guess they don't want hassles.....
mwm4mwfover35: psycho women take phone sex WAY too seriously
Artemis: oh
Artemis: is that really possible?
mwm4mwfover35: is what possible?
Artemis: take phone sex WAY too seriously
mwm4mwfover35: yes...a few do. they act like a "relationship" has begun.....
Artemis: I can hardy type it with a straight face
mwm4mwfover35: lol
mwm4mwfover35: well, those are the ones i call psycho.
Artemis: Not laughing at it, but just confused by it
mwm4mwfover35: hmmm, you're not using CAPS but you are using caps on the word "I".....how interesting.
mwm4mwfover35: confused
mwm4mwfover35: well
mwm4mwfover35: phone sex is common
mwm4mwfover35: it takes me less than 15 minutes to find a partner.
Artemis: I must be really different then
mwm4mwfover35: i go to the yahoo members directory and copy/paste my intro.....
Artemis: Cause I have never participated in it.
mwm4mwfover35: well, if you do....just chat with them first for a while until you SENSE that they aren't psychos......
Artemis: No, I’ll pass
mwm4mwfover35: lol
mwm4mwfover35: you can go into just about any adult chat room right now and watch men jack off on cam.
mwm4mwfover35: men have a harder time finding women to do that, but it's not uncommon either.
Artemis: Besides I am not single and that would seem an unfaithful act.
mwm4mwfover35: ahhhh
mwm4mwfover35: it's just masturbation
mwm4mwfover35: ...that's all.
Artemis: That’s in my profile
mwm4mwfover35: i know
Artemis: OK, Bill Clinton
mwm4mwfover35: that made you more desireable
mwm4mwfover35: president billy was a sex addict, that's all.
mwm4mwfover35: he at least balanced the budget darlin.
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: And this is not a prime representation of the very same thing?
mwm4mwfover35: that's a huge leap, actually. i'm not addicted.
mwm4mwfover35: i do it maybe once a month....as a break...a diversion.
mwm4mwfover35: if i was an addict, would i be spending time chatting with you now? i mean, you've already said NO.
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: You see, if my Boo masturbated to some chick on the phone or otherwise, I would be infuriated, therefore I would never to such a thing to him. Do unto other’s kind of mentality.
mwm4mwfover35: AHHH
mwm4mwfover35: well, that's your rule for yourself...so i can't argue with that.
mwm4mwfover35: do you give your hubby head?
Artemis: But, good luck with that and all
Artemis: Bu-bye
mwm4mwfover35: i guarantee you your hubby masturbates when you don't know....ok...bye.

OK? OK! OK, OK, OK, OK

lonby009: hello
lonby009: how are u?

BUZZ!!!

Artemis: ?
lonby009: hello
lonby009: how are u?
Artemis: I am glad I had my sound down
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i am richard
lonby009: and u?
Artemis: just lil ol' me
lonby009: were do you stay in us?
Artemis: nc, are you not in the US?
lonby009: i am
lonby009: ok
lonby009: are you single?
Artemis: where are you from then? what country?
lonby009: i am from us
lonby009: wa
lonby009: ok
Artemis: it’s ok with me
lonby009: how old are u?
Artemis: are you new this chat site?
lonby009: yep
lonby009: and u?
Artemis: no, been on for a while
lonby009: wow
lonby009: that is nice
Artemis: you know that profile they ask you to fill out?
lonby009: are you single?
lonby009: don,t worry
lonby009: i will do that ok
Artemis: worry about what?
lonby009: i will like to know you better
lonby009: ok
Artemis: now how is that possible, you are in WA?
lonby009: i can come down to your
lonby009: place that is if will get to know each other
lonby009: better
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you don’t know me
lonby009: that is what i am saying
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i will like to know
lonby009: you better
Artemis: well I filled out my profile
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you might want to read it, instead of just looking at pictures
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you might want to fill yours out some; no one likes an empty man
lonby009: that is what a i am doing
lonby009: now
lonby009: ok
Artemis: why do you say "OK" so much?
Artemis: ok
lonby009: i can see your pics
lonby009: now
lonby009: ok
lonby009: are you single?
Artemis: ok what? Why do you keep saying ok, did you read my profile yet?
Artemis: Are you a "reader"
lonby009: yep
lonby009: i have just done that
lonby009: ok
Artemis: then what does my profile say?
lonby009: you are single
lonby009: and you do like to make friend
lonby009: ok
Artemis: what are you reading? Where did you get that from?
Artemis: and stop with the dang "OK's"
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
lonby009: yep
Artemis: yep what?
lonby009: i will like to know
lonby009: if i can take you ask my best friend>
Artemis:? What did you just say?
lonby009: make you my best lover girl
lonby009: ok

BUZZ!!!

Artemis: no
lonby009: why?
Artemis: Because I have a fiancé and if I were single I would be not desperate enough to travel out side of my area.
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i can afford
lonby009: to come over babe
lonby009: ok
Artemis: babe?
lonby009: yep?
Artemis: who the hell do you think you are calling me babe?
Artemis: Are you sure you were born in the US, you don’t chat like you were born in the US, or are you THAT grammatically challenged?
lonby009: ok
lonby009: bye
lonby009: leave me alone
lonby009: ok
Artemis: bu-bye
lonby009: bye

thickone4u30

thickone4u30: Good afternoon. M/32 NC Web Cam. How are you today?
Artemis: ok I guess
thickone4u30: where in nc? age?
Artemis: Raleigh
thickone4u30: cool wiston salem here
thickone4u30: age?
thickone4u30: what do u do for work?
Artemis: 36 logistics
thickone4u30: cool
thickone4u30: married kids?
Artemis: do you ever read
thickone4u30: new at messenger
thickone4u30: it is fun
thickone4u30: married? kids?
Artemis: ahh, click under *ACTIONS* then go to *CONTACT OPTIONS* then *VIEW PROFILE*
Artemis: it’s all there
Artemis: the good the bad and the ugly
thickone4u30: pretty
thickone4u30: web cam?
Artemis: no
thickone4u30: more pics?
Artemis: there are plenty of pictures; there is a link on the bottom half of my profile
thickone4u30: open minded female?
Artemis: I am
thickone4u30: cool
thickone4u30: offline meeitings?
Artemis: I am open minded about the death penalty and abortion and child rearing
Artemis: did you read my profile?
Artemis: did you?
Artemis: I would never meet some one i did not know
Artemis: that’s retarded
thickone4u30: ok
thickone4u30: web cam?
Artemis: no i dont have a web cam
thickone4u30: where tattoo located?
Artemis: my back
thickone4u30: cute
thickone4u30: thongs or prefer none on?
Artemis: what prompted you to think that was an appropriate question?
thickone4u30: u are open minded
Artemis: I am open minded about the death penalty and abortion and child rearing
thickone4u30: thongs?
Artemis: You asked if I were open minded, you did not say about what in particular…
thickone4u30: about sexual conversations
Artemis: then no, I am in a relationship, like my profiles stated, I get nothing from "chatting" sex talk with strangers
thickone4u30: thongs?
Artemis: How pathetic are you really?
thickone4u30: shaved pussy?
Artemis: are you fat, ugly or both?
thickone4u30: nope
Artemis: I would guess both, I mean why else beg a total stranger for sex?

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Artemis: Wow, let me guess, you lifted your belly fat to show me your itty bitty tiny penis, this is by all means pioneering, I mean no one else has ever offered to let lil ‘ol me take a look see at their penis, yes, indeed you are a pioneer, a true free thinker. Wow golly gee whiz, did I mention wow?

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Artemis: and I said no already

I hate spam

troykapin: said CHRIS TUCKER got shot and killed thats why you opened it, but if it said JESUS...would you have still opened it? SAY THIS SLOWLY: Jesus-----I--REALIZE---I--AM---A----SINNER---I REPENT --FOR---MY----SINS----FORGIVE---ME---I--Love----You-----and----I----Need-----You---------- Repost this within 5minutes and make the title R.I.P. CHRIS TUCKER and a miracle will happen tonite. P.S. TRUST ME Y0U D0N'T WANNA iGN0RE THiS

Artemis: I hate spam and have reported you

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Artemis: who are you?

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Artemis: you have tried this before and I said no, still stupid?

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Artemis: you can’t read either can you?


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Artemis: I am not desperate, sorry
dave52752: u got a cam
Artemis: why
dave52752: let me seeu
Artemis: why
dave52752: why not
Artemis: I don’t like idiots looking at me
Artemis: I don’t let idiots look at me
Artemis: that’s why not
Artemis: geez


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thefriend28218: What im looking for in a woman is honesty/ sweetness/ kindness /loving/ caring/ fun/compassionate/ someone that is supportive/trustworthy loyal/someone that is willing and wanting to spend quality time.
Artemis: had you read my profile you would know not to ask
thefriend28218: how sweet
thefriend28218: waht do you need to know sweetie
Artemis: read MY profile.... there is nothing left to question
thefriend28218: u r cute
thefriend28218: we can talk about that
thefriend28218: how sweet u r
thefriend28218: how nice looking u r

So he is looking for a good honest cheating woman? I don’t get it…

Funny ha ha not funny queer

A short list of funny things I have read lately:


All I wanted to do was puke and poop, all I could do was spit and fart.

Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Allow me to introduce my selves

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?

Humpty Dumpty was pushed

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

For every 1 animal you don’t eat I’ll eat 3

I read a notice “Drink Canada Dry”, I have started.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird! (Star Trek humor is the best!)

"I is a college student."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a Schizophrenic and so am I.

Slack but friendly!

I know I have been slack, but I have had many things on my plate and have unfortunately blown off many Assbag opportunities. I submit the following for you amusement, not Assbaggery but true friendship.

Artemis: I didn't do a homeless guy last night, did I?
Friend: not that I was aware of, why?
Artemis: my face hurts really bad and there is grass all over the kitchen floor...............?
Friend: well, the face is explained because you laid your weight on it on the kitchen counter. The grass I assume we tracked in
Friend: only thing I put on the floor was a piece of ice that Foster played with
Friend: the goat may have brought in the grass come to think of it
Artemis: lol
Artemis : my face hurts REAL bad
Artemis: I left work at 1pm today to come home and sleep this mess off
Friend: yeah, well, next time listen to me when I try to get you to bed or at least a couch:-)
Artemis: I don't remember leaving Bob's
Friend: you were like "I need to go now'.... yelled at me when I said we were going to my place rather than garner
Friend: you calmed down when I said I would get the stuff I needed to go to garner
Artemis: oh god....
Friend: apparently you puked in your hair and in your passenger window while I was upstairs, leading me to get cleaning stuff and saying "poor Artemis"
Artemis: I apologize.
Artemis: LOL
Friend: No need to apologize. You were the one with puke in your hair :-)
Artemis: and my shirt
Friend: and in your door via window gap
Artemis: found that at work this morning
Artemis: yeah the window had nice streak on it
Friend: and the inside didn't seem to clean too easily, going to take some elbow grease :-)
Friend: and the goat, who knows where that poor fellow is now
Artemis: yeah right, who knows
Artemis:?

SPAM is Assbaggery too!

andy_89g: hey there I was checking out yahoo members, i saw your page.. anyway, yahoo says that you're my top match.
andy_89g: do you wanna see my pics and profile ?
Artemis: I am your top match?
Artemis: get out!
andy_89g: here, check it out:www.i_am_a_big_assbag.com (I made that up)

andy_89g: you just gotta sign in (its free) to see me, search for "BullDog".
Artemis: then how could I be your top match if I am not signed up?
Artemis: how did it find me?
Artemis: if I am not in there?
Artemis: I hate spam