zealmclance: hi baby
zealmclance: How u doing?
Artemis: baby? you know me?
zealmclance: Sorry for tht
zealmclance: How u doing?
Artemis: ok
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: so wht ur name?
Artemis: that's personal
zealmclance: I am Zeal by name
zealmclance: i am from Indiana
zealmclance: Redkey
Artemis: ok
zealmclance: i am 43 yrs of age
zealmclance: i am a building contractor
zealmclance: i am acring and passionate man
Artemis: are you a reader?
zealmclance: i am not online here to play or look for job
Artemis: so what are you here for?
zealmclance: i am looking for caring and lovely woman on here
Artemis: do you read
zealmclance: tht why i am on here
Artemis: can you read?
zealmclance: why did u ask me tht?
Artemis: because you obviously did NOT read my profile
zealmclance: Oh yea
Artemis: yeah
zealmclance: cos i can't find nothing on ur Profile
zealmclance: tell me about it zealmclance: \Okay
Artemis: "Marital Status: Long-term Relationship Sex: Female Occupation: Logistics More About Me Hobbies: Curling. I set a hooker on fire once in Reno. Looking for a COH player. No I do not have a cam. Latest News: If your profile is blank, donÂ’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I donÂ’t want to see your penis, and saying "nice tits" is NOT an accolade. Looking for a COH player.' ( I copied all of this from my profile)
zealmclance: so wht about it?
Artemis: click under "ACTIONS" then "CONTACT ACTIONS" then "VIEW PROFILE"
Artemis: and there it all is
zealmclance: r u Engage?
Artemis: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship..Is this not enough
zealmclance: Ok
Artemis: "If your profile is blank, donÂ’t bother me."
zealmclance: so u trying to tell me to leave u alone huh?
Artemis
Artemis: BLANK
zealmclance: yea
zealmclance: i can tell u
zealmclance: if u care to ask me
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: ? what?
zealmclance: dont u wanna chat with me?
Artemis: no, you did not bother to read my profil therefore you never intended to pay any attention to what I had to say you dismissed me from the start
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: am sorry
zealmclance: can we get to knwo better now?
Receiving the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment from zealmclance...
zealmclance has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment.
Artemis: I have someone......HELLO ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
zealmclance: Yea
zealmclance: Hello!!!
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: you need to find someone else to beg, not me
zealmclance: ok
zealmclance: bye
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Friday, September 01, 2006
ajcim277, NOT A COMPLIMENT
ajcim277: you look good for your age
Artemis: thanks
ajcim277: hmm ......you look about a 34c
ajcim277: ...am i close??
Artemis: ? PARDON
ajcim277: was just curious about your measurements
ajcim277: ...meant as a compliment
Artemis: that would be none of your business
Artemis: and no that is not a compliment
ajcim277: of course it is
ajcim277: im just saying you have a nice figure
Artemis: then say that, not "hay are you a 40DD'?
Artemis: that IS NOT a compliment
ajcim277: i didn't say you were a 40dd
Artemis: is your penis less than 2 inches cause you act like it is
ajcim277: you're getting all upset
ajcim277: all i said was that you looked great ......
ajcim277: and was just asking if you were a 34c
ajcim277: i wasn't trying to upset you
Artemis: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT
Artemis: thanks
ajcim277: hmm ......you look about a 34c
ajcim277: ...am i close??
Artemis: ? PARDON
ajcim277: was just curious about your measurements
ajcim277: ...meant as a compliment
Artemis: that would be none of your business
Artemis: and no that is not a compliment
ajcim277: of course it is
ajcim277: im just saying you have a nice figure
Artemis: then say that, not "hay are you a 40DD'?
Artemis: that IS NOT a compliment
ajcim277: i didn't say you were a 40dd
Artemis: is your penis less than 2 inches cause you act like it is
ajcim277: you're getting all upset
ajcim277: all i said was that you looked great ......
ajcim277: and was just asking if you were a 34c
ajcim277: i wasn't trying to upset you
Artemis: IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
don79548 for the love of God
You have been invited to view don79548's webcam.
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don79548: hi
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Artemis: who are you
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Artemis: WHO ARE YOU?
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Artemis: I dont know you and your profile is blank
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Artemis: so NO
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Artemis: IDIOT NO
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Artemis: begging so sad
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Artemis: I dont want to see your tiny penis, did you NOT read my profile?
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don79548: hi
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Artemis: who are you
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Artemis: WHO ARE YOU?
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Artemis: I dont know you and your profile is blank
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Artemis: so NO
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Artemis: IDIOT NO
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Artemis: begging so sad
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Artemis: I dont want to see your tiny penis, did you NOT read my profile?
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Monday, August 28, 2006
bill27513
bill27513: Hi there. M 34 Cary NC looking for local female for fun. Interested?
bill27513: nice tits
Artemis: can you read?
bill27513: yep
bill27513: and type too
Artemis: then do that, read my profile
bill27513: I did
bill27513: ha ha
Artemis: then what's your problem?
bill27513: horny
bill27513: clouds my vision
Artemis: that does not explain stoopid
bill27513: lol
bill27513: sometimes it does
Artemis: well good luck with that
bill27513: ty
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
I QUIT MY JERB
I quit my job. Working for Ryder for over 9 years was all I knew. I am not worried, I am not scared. That is because I now know how the "other half" live. Someone asked me, about quiting my job, "did you hit the lottery?", I said yeah, pretty much, I did. I have someone who actually supports me and WHATEVER I want to do as well as what ever I think I can do. I think I can build a brick house, I know I really can't but Ken'll say "OK, if you want to build a brick house just tell what I need to do help."
I do have another job lined up and it's not building brick, or straw or twig houses, well not yet the day ain't over!
Brett, I am so sorry I left you in a boat of poop, just know I love you and will support you (not financially) if you decide to quit too.
I do have another job lined up and it's not building brick, or straw or twig houses, well not yet the day ain't over!
Brett, I am so sorry I left you in a boat of poop, just know I love you and will support you (not financially) if you decide to quit too.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
The unfortunate gayness of hockey
Please don't misunderstand me I LOVE HOCKEY, however, you can not over look the obvious gayness...
Things I heard in last nights game:
He was bent over
reach around
wrap around attempt
big commodore with out his stick
back behinder in front
fresh set of legs out there
Around behind the reach of...
under no circumstance is it OK to break your stick during action
he was an inch wide and didn't go in
Ward humps it along with a big stick
Oilers have really taken a body on Erick
Oilers have to play it deeper
they are delving back end, Rusty has to play (women never want to hear that)
He is taken on by Whitney
Double teamed (?) (may not be such a bad thing)
Penaile-ty coming
Vasicek sounds sexual or vulgar...
3 on 2
He's a rocket!
And of course what all guys want to hear from their friends at the end of the night "HE SCORES"
Friday, May 26, 2006
2 Things
1- The DaVinci Code is just a movie, for entertainment purposes only, how can I know this you ask? Simple Jesus Christ would not have been French.
2 - You can’t jump start a VW Jetta with your riding lawnmower
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Old Naked Guy
If you have ever wondered what you grandfather looked like nude then check out this old guy. I am still having nightmares.
raleigh53m4f: hi...on now?
Artemis: ?
raleigh53m4f: saw your profile in a search...nice pics
Artemis: ty
raleigh53m4f: am 53/m/raleigh
raleigh53m4f: ncsu/fairgrounds area
Artemis: all my info is in my profile
raleigh53m4f: i saw
Artemis: ok
raleigh53m4f: any potential interest in real meetings?
Artemis: um, what part of In a Long Term Relationship did you not get?
raleigh53m4f: people sometimes have a desire to wonder
raleigh53m4f: apparantly you don't
raleigh53m4f: so am sorry to bother you
Artemis: no I don’t, I thought I made it clear in the profile
Artemis: and you are married
Artemis: and naked, ew
raleigh53m4f: there are plenty of married on profiles who are looking
Artemis: thanks pal
raleigh53m4f: hi...on now?
Artemis: ?
raleigh53m4f: saw your profile in a search...nice pics
Artemis: ty
raleigh53m4f: am 53/m/raleigh
raleigh53m4f: ncsu/fairgrounds area
Artemis: all my info is in my profile
raleigh53m4f: i saw
Artemis: ok
raleigh53m4f: any potential interest in real meetings?
Artemis: um, what part of In a Long Term Relationship did you not get?
raleigh53m4f: people sometimes have a desire to wonder
raleigh53m4f: apparantly you don't
raleigh53m4f: so am sorry to bother you
Artemis: no I don’t, I thought I made it clear in the profile
Artemis: and you are married
Artemis: and naked, ew
raleigh53m4f: there are plenty of married on profiles who are looking
Artemis: thanks pal
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Long time no blog
I wish I had a great excuse for not posting much of late, like “Gee, I’ve been real busy planning my wedding, but that would be a lie. We have hired someone to do EVERYTHING for us. No one has been sick. We did take a short trip that included casinos, booze, one wedding and roller coasters that went 120 mph.
Here is all I have to offer up for today:
valooking2000: Will be in Durham tonight. If you are interested in a diversion please PM me.
Artemis: did you read my profile?
valooking2000: yes
Artemis: and what did it say?
valooking2000: You wrote it
Artemis: and you read it
valooking2000: correct
Artemis: then why did you bother?
valooking2000: Lots of people don't necessarily feel today the way they did whenever they wrote their profile. Why did you bother to answer?
Artemis: Because it amazes me when people read that and still try….it makes no good sense.
valooking2000: It amazes me when people waste their time
Artemis: Exactly what I meant
Artemis: you wasted yours here
valooking2000: I clicked twice, maybe 3 seconds, you started the dialogue
Artemis: I get fools all day that try, and it's always entertaining to see how far a guy will go to try to convince me that I really want them.
Artemis: So this is for entertainment purposes only… as far as I am concerned.
valooking2000: I asked a simple question ms. I insulted no one and have not tried for one second to convince you of anything.
Artemis: You insulted my “intended” by asking, do you know him? Humm?
valooking2000: No, i complimented his excellent taste.
Artemis: I clearly stated that I am in a Long Term Relationship, yet you have no concern for that, just your own agenda
Artemis: by asking me if I wanted to meet you?
valooking2000: If you are so literal then you would realise that my original question asked you to PM back only if you were interested
Artemis: why would think I was interested?
valooking2000: You responded
Artemis: You realize you are begging strangers, right?
valooking2000: Incorrect
Here is all I have to offer up for today:
valooking2000: Will be in Durham tonight. If you are interested in a diversion please PM me.
Artemis: did you read my profile?
valooking2000: yes
Artemis: and what did it say?
valooking2000: You wrote it
Artemis: and you read it
valooking2000: correct
Artemis: then why did you bother?
valooking2000: Lots of people don't necessarily feel today the way they did whenever they wrote their profile. Why did you bother to answer?
Artemis: Because it amazes me when people read that and still try….it makes no good sense.
valooking2000: It amazes me when people waste their time
Artemis: Exactly what I meant
Artemis: you wasted yours here
valooking2000: I clicked twice, maybe 3 seconds, you started the dialogue
Artemis: I get fools all day that try, and it's always entertaining to see how far a guy will go to try to convince me that I really want them.
Artemis: So this is for entertainment purposes only… as far as I am concerned.
valooking2000: I asked a simple question ms. I insulted no one and have not tried for one second to convince you of anything.
Artemis: You insulted my “intended” by asking, do you know him? Humm?
valooking2000: No, i complimented his excellent taste.
Artemis: I clearly stated that I am in a Long Term Relationship, yet you have no concern for that, just your own agenda
Artemis: by asking me if I wanted to meet you?
valooking2000: If you are so literal then you would realise that my original question asked you to PM back only if you were interested
Artemis: why would think I was interested?
valooking2000: You responded
Artemis: You realize you are begging strangers, right?
valooking2000: Incorrect
Monday, May 01, 2006
Never give up never surrender
The first attempt was on 3/1/06:
thefriend28218: have bf?
Artemis had you read my profile you would know not to ask
thefriend28218 how sweet
thefriend28218: waht do you need to know sweetie
Artemis: read MY profile.... there is nothing left to question
thefriend28218: u r cute
thefriend28218: we can talk about that
thefriend28218: how sweet u r
thefriend28218: how nice looking u r
thefriend28218:
This is the second attempt 2 months later:
thefriend28218: hi there
Artemis: hi
thefriend28218: how r u
Artemis: ok so far
thefriend28218: coo;
thefriend28218: what u doing today
Artemis: what I do everyday, work...
thefriend28218: understand that
thefriend28218: where r u?
thefriend28218: i have the day off
thefriend28218: had to work the weekend
thefriend28218: u have a cam? so i can see you
Artemis: no
Artemis: I have pictures and that’s plenty
thefriend28218: nice pic
thefriend28218: thanks
thefriend28218: u have a bf?
Artemis: read my profile?
thefriend28218: i c u do
thefriend28218: happy>?
Artemis: what do you mean?
thefriend28218: r u and the bf happy?
Artemis: would I put that there if I weren't
Artemis: does it say I am looking? or are you hoping I’ll skank on him with you, a total stranger?
thefriend28218: jsut wajt to talk and be friends for now
thefriend28218: skanking comes later lol
Artemis: Why would I cheat? What makes you so fabulous? What about you is worth the risk?
thefriend28218: I am a great guy (nuff said!)
thefriend28218: 6'3"
thefriend28218: 200lbs
thefriend28218: green eyes and br hair
thefriend28218: nice build
Artemis: job and income, I aint cheap buddy
thefriend28218: anda good talker tooo
thefriend28218: like to have fun
thefriend28218: and make you smile
Artemis: who does not like to have fun?
thefriend28218: i havea good job
thefriend28218: work at IBM
Artemis: doing what
Artemis: your profile is blank
thefriend28218: training
thefriend28218: and trouble shooting
Artemis: so you are a tech
thefriend28218: more of a trainer they the teck side
thefriend28218: techs r more computer builders
thefriend28218: i am the training side
thefriend28218: the teck r cool through
thefriend28218: what do u do sweetie (this makes my skin crawl)
thefriend28218: tech?
Artemis: my hunny bunny buys me 1 piece of jewelry a month, this month it’s a 1 carat diamond butterfly ring, last month it was a necklace and earrings about 250 carats total of aurora borealis, month before that a 3 carat canary diamond ring, before that a diamond bracelet, before that a necklace from Tiffany’s before that another diamond bracelet… You can top that?
thefriend28218: sound like a nice man or you r very good
Artemis: And don’t call me sweetie…I don’t know you, its belittling, like calling me the little woman…
thefriend28218: i think it is u r very good
thefriend28218: i do make good money $$$
thefriend28218: and do treat my girl great
thefriend28218: to good people say
Artemis: oh you have a girl?
thefriend28218: no
thefriend28218: when i have a girl
Artemis: then why don't you have 1 now?
thefriend28218: she when to the west coast a few mo. Ago (so he is not good enough to keep her here?)
thefriend28218: looking
thefriend28218: why i am on here looking
thefriend28218: work alot and do not like the bar thing
Artemis: match.com
thefriend28218: u on there
Artemis: it's people who ARE looking
Artemis: I am NOT looking
thefriend28218: sure
thefriend28218: if the right man
Artemis: sure what?
thefriend28218: with the right look
thefriend28218: and the right job
thefriend28218: ask you
thefriend28218: then why r u not married????
thefriend28218: ?
Artemis: oh I can answer that, because my dress wont be here till the end of this month, it's being hand made in Paris, his parents are living in Japan and wont here till the Christmas holidays, so we have booked the Hudson manor for a December wedding, unfortunately we had to wait till then, the flight from Japan in about 18 hours and we did not want to make them do it twice in one year. Does that answer your question?
thefriend28218: yes
thefriend28218: sound like u r happy
thefriend28218: and sweet
Artemis: and loyal
thefriend28218: good
Artemis: besides you already hit me once and it did not go well then
Artemis: about a month ago
thefriend28218: yes
thefriend28218: i did
thefriend28218: still trying
thefriend28218: is that ok?
Artemis: no not really, it gets old and it makes you look pathetic for begging, again
thefriend28218: u do not belive
Artemis: what?
thefriend28218: not pathetic
thefriend28218: just being honest
Artemis: how many times does a gal have to say no then? For you to believe it's no?
thefriend28218: i was jsut checking bacl in
thefriend28218: back in
thefriend28218: to see if it was still coooooooool
Artemis: That was a lame attempt to cover
thefriend28218: cover
thefriend28218: cover what?
Artemis: to cover begging and pathetic
thefriend28218: ok
Artemis: Think about it, would you really want a lying cheater?
thefriend28218: who you?
thefriend28218: or me?
Artemis: any one, duh
Artemis: and I said would YOU
thefriend28218: jsut want to talk and be friend to start but i see you r taken so it is cool
thefriend28218: i wish you happies
thefriend28218: have bf?
Artemis had you read my profile you would know not to ask
thefriend28218 how sweet
thefriend28218: waht do you need to know sweetie
Artemis: read MY profile.... there is nothing left to question
thefriend28218: u r cute
thefriend28218: we can talk about that
thefriend28218: how sweet u r
thefriend28218: how nice looking u r
thefriend28218:
This is the second attempt 2 months later:
thefriend28218: hi there
Artemis: hi
thefriend28218: how r u
Artemis: ok so far
thefriend28218: coo;
thefriend28218: what u doing today
Artemis: what I do everyday, work...
thefriend28218: understand that
thefriend28218: where r u?
thefriend28218: i have the day off
thefriend28218: had to work the weekend
thefriend28218: u have a cam? so i can see you
Artemis: no
Artemis: I have pictures and that’s plenty
thefriend28218: nice pic
thefriend28218: thanks
thefriend28218: u have a bf?
Artemis: read my profile?
thefriend28218: i c u do
thefriend28218: happy>?
Artemis: what do you mean?
thefriend28218: r u and the bf happy?
Artemis: would I put that there if I weren't
Artemis: does it say I am looking? or are you hoping I’ll skank on him with you, a total stranger?
thefriend28218: jsut wajt to talk and be friends for now
thefriend28218: skanking comes later lol
Artemis: Why would I cheat? What makes you so fabulous? What about you is worth the risk?
thefriend28218: I am a great guy (nuff said!)
thefriend28218: 6'3"
thefriend28218: 200lbs
thefriend28218: green eyes and br hair
thefriend28218: nice build
Artemis: job and income, I aint cheap buddy
thefriend28218: anda good talker tooo
thefriend28218: like to have fun
thefriend28218: and make you smile
Artemis: who does not like to have fun?
thefriend28218: i havea good job
thefriend28218: work at IBM
Artemis: doing what
Artemis: your profile is blank
thefriend28218: training
thefriend28218: and trouble shooting
Artemis: so you are a tech
thefriend28218: more of a trainer they the teck side
thefriend28218: techs r more computer builders
thefriend28218: i am the training side
thefriend28218: the teck r cool through
thefriend28218: what do u do sweetie (this makes my skin crawl)
thefriend28218: tech?
Artemis: my hunny bunny buys me 1 piece of jewelry a month, this month it’s a 1 carat diamond butterfly ring, last month it was a necklace and earrings about 250 carats total of aurora borealis, month before that a 3 carat canary diamond ring, before that a diamond bracelet, before that a necklace from Tiffany’s before that another diamond bracelet… You can top that?
thefriend28218: sound like a nice man or you r very good
Artemis: And don’t call me sweetie…I don’t know you, its belittling, like calling me the little woman…
thefriend28218: i think it is u r very good
thefriend28218: i do make good money $$$
thefriend28218: and do treat my girl great
thefriend28218: to good people say
Artemis: oh you have a girl?
thefriend28218: no
thefriend28218: when i have a girl
Artemis: then why don't you have 1 now?
thefriend28218: she when to the west coast a few mo. Ago (so he is not good enough to keep her here?)
thefriend28218: looking
thefriend28218: why i am on here looking
thefriend28218: work alot and do not like the bar thing
Artemis: match.com
thefriend28218: u on there
Artemis: it's people who ARE looking
Artemis: I am NOT looking
thefriend28218: sure
thefriend28218: if the right man
Artemis: sure what?
thefriend28218: with the right look
thefriend28218: and the right job
thefriend28218: ask you
thefriend28218: then why r u not married????
thefriend28218: ?
Artemis: oh I can answer that, because my dress wont be here till the end of this month, it's being hand made in Paris, his parents are living in Japan and wont here till the Christmas holidays, so we have booked the Hudson manor for a December wedding, unfortunately we had to wait till then, the flight from Japan in about 18 hours and we did not want to make them do it twice in one year. Does that answer your question?
thefriend28218: yes
thefriend28218: sound like u r happy
thefriend28218: and sweet
Artemis: and loyal
thefriend28218: good
Artemis: besides you already hit me once and it did not go well then
Artemis: about a month ago
thefriend28218: yes
thefriend28218: i did
thefriend28218: still trying
thefriend28218: is that ok?
Artemis: no not really, it gets old and it makes you look pathetic for begging, again
thefriend28218: u do not belive
Artemis: what?
thefriend28218: not pathetic
thefriend28218: just being honest
Artemis: how many times does a gal have to say no then? For you to believe it's no?
thefriend28218: i was jsut checking bacl in
thefriend28218: back in
thefriend28218: to see if it was still coooooooool
Artemis: That was a lame attempt to cover
thefriend28218: cover
thefriend28218: cover what?
Artemis: to cover begging and pathetic
thefriend28218: ok
Artemis: Think about it, would you really want a lying cheater?
thefriend28218: who you?
thefriend28218: or me?
Artemis: any one, duh
Artemis: and I said would YOU
thefriend28218: jsut want to talk and be friend to start but i see you r taken so it is cool
thefriend28218: i wish you happies
Monday, April 24, 2006
Full of charm
You just know this guy can't figure out why he is not getting any boinkin'.
qqqdom: check me out
Artemis: ?
Artemis: what do you mean?
qqqdom: my profile
Artemis: no, did you read mine first?
qqqdom: yea
qqqdom: u r sexy
Artemis: and in a ltr (Long Term Relationship)
qqqdom: so am i
Artemis: oh ok
qqqdom: so we r still free
Artemis: free for what?
qqqdom: dating
Artemis: do you know what a long term relationship is?
qqqdom: yea he fucks u without marrying u
qqqdom: wake up
Artemis: um, then why did he drop a bunch on a 3 carat diamond ring last month and booked the Hudson Manor for a wedding?
qqqdom: when he marrys u then he means business
qqqdom: until then u r a hoe
Artemis: better than being fat and stupid
Artemis: have a nice day
qqqdom: ok fat slut
Monday, April 17, 2006
A one-liner
gulfview95: How can you say you don't want to see my penis?
There was no reply from me...
There was no reply from me...
Friday, April 14, 2006
If you don’t pay my bills, I really don’t care
Cary Wilkes: people lie
Artemis: ?
Cary Wilkes: absolutely not happening
Artemis: ok
Cary Wilkes: the whole time I was married all I heard about was people hooking up on the internet
Artemis: and you cant seem to score?
Cary Wilkes: nope, nade, nope
Artemis: fill out your profile, that might help a lot
Cary Wilkes: nada
Artemis: not many will give folks the time of day with a blank profile
Cary Wilkes: ya there?
Artemis:?
Cary Wilkes: yep, no luck at all
Artemis: oh well other than putting a picture and filling in the blanks, this appears how it will continue to be for you... so if you don’t like the way things are then you have one of two choices. Change, or shut up
Artemis: it’s all on you
Artemis: no one else’s fault
Cary Wilkes: that's a lot of work for a piece of ass
Cary Wilkes: gotta scan the photo, think of something nifty to say
Artemis: then stfu and deal with none
Artemis: or do the damn work
Artemis: I really don’t care
Cary Wilkes: why are you trying to act like you don't care?
Artemis: Cary Wilkes: why are you trying to act like you don't care? <-----DUH because I don’t care, like you said
Artemis: Name 1 reason why I should give a rat’s ass about your sex life?
Cary Wilkes: b/c you're jealous
Artemis: jealous that you can’t seem to get any?
Artemis: o
Artemis: k
Artemis: you got me
Cary Wilkes: no, that I am hard to get
Artemis: You’re throwing it out that there and that means you are hard to get?
Artemis: Are you tarded?
Artemis: do you wear a helmet
Cary Wilkes: no self respecting human being would pass me down, hence the problem is that there are very few self respecting human beings
Cary Wilkes: I am not the problem
Cary Wilkes: pass me up, I mean
Cary Wilkes: no one
Artemis: well good luck with that, have a nice day and all that crap
Cary Wilkes: ha ha! I just wanted to see how fired up I could get you, not a single bit of this is true..... man, you've got short fuses all over
Artemis: My fuse is not short, I just have no time for idiots, especially idiots I don’t know or care about, and I put up with very little crap. I am a crap free person and tend to stay that way. I cut to the meat of the conversation and get it done and over with. No short fuse, just real and true to myself.
Deal with or don’t, I still don’t care and never will.
Cary Wilkes: you do care, why are you lying to yourself?
Artemis: ?
Cary Wilkes: absolutely not happening
Artemis: ok
Cary Wilkes: the whole time I was married all I heard about was people hooking up on the internet
Artemis: and you cant seem to score?
Cary Wilkes: nope, nade, nope
Artemis: fill out your profile, that might help a lot
Cary Wilkes: nada
Artemis: not many will give folks the time of day with a blank profile
Cary Wilkes: ya there?
Artemis:?
Cary Wilkes: yep, no luck at all
Artemis: oh well other than putting a picture and filling in the blanks, this appears how it will continue to be for you... so if you don’t like the way things are then you have one of two choices. Change, or shut up
Artemis: it’s all on you
Artemis: no one else’s fault
Cary Wilkes: that's a lot of work for a piece of ass
Cary Wilkes: gotta scan the photo, think of something nifty to say
Artemis: then stfu and deal with none
Artemis: or do the damn work
Artemis: I really don’t care
Cary Wilkes: why are you trying to act like you don't care?
Artemis: Cary Wilkes: why are you trying to act like you don't care? <-----DUH because I don’t care, like you said
Artemis: Name 1 reason why I should give a rat’s ass about your sex life?
Cary Wilkes: b/c you're jealous
Artemis: jealous that you can’t seem to get any?
Artemis: o
Artemis: k
Artemis: you got me
Cary Wilkes: no, that I am hard to get
Artemis: You’re throwing it out that there and that means you are hard to get?
Artemis: Are you tarded?
Artemis: do you wear a helmet
Cary Wilkes: no self respecting human being would pass me down, hence the problem is that there are very few self respecting human beings
Cary Wilkes: I am not the problem
Cary Wilkes: pass me up, I mean
Cary Wilkes: no one
Artemis: well good luck with that, have a nice day and all that crap
Cary Wilkes: ha ha! I just wanted to see how fired up I could get you, not a single bit of this is true..... man, you've got short fuses all over
Artemis: My fuse is not short, I just have no time for idiots, especially idiots I don’t know or care about, and I put up with very little crap. I am a crap free person and tend to stay that way. I cut to the meat of the conversation and get it done and over with. No short fuse, just real and true to myself.
Deal with or don’t, I still don’t care and never will.
Cary Wilkes: you do care, why are you lying to yourself?
Thursday, April 13, 2006
I used to like goats, but now, not so much
t goat: hey
Artemis: hello
t goat: hey sweet heart
t goat: u doin ok?
Artemis: between work and planning my wedding, my think bone hurts
t goat: ohh i see,my bone hurts too
Artemis: ?
t goat: the one guys think with,,
Artemis: oh, nice
t goat: id luv to show u,,how much
Artemis: what?
Artemis: are you talking about
t goat: lol,,,u no,,the bone guys think with
Artemis: I was being sarcastic with the “nice” remark
Artemis: did you read my profile?
t goat: no,,,,they usally dont mean shit
Artemis: wrong again
t goat: ladies luv to get as loose as guys,,i know that
Artemis: I just said I was planning a wedding, which implies that I am engaged…
Artemis: hello
t goat: hey sweet heart
t goat: u doin ok?
Artemis: between work and planning my wedding, my think bone hurts
t goat: ohh i see,my bone hurts too
Artemis: ?
t goat: the one guys think with,,
Artemis: oh, nice
t goat: id luv to show u,,how much
Artemis: what?
Artemis: are you talking about
t goat: lol,,,u no,,the bone guys think with
Artemis: I was being sarcastic with the “nice” remark
Artemis: did you read my profile?
t goat: no,,,,they usally dont mean shit
Artemis: wrong again
t goat: ladies luv to get as loose as guys,,i know that
Artemis: I just said I was planning a wedding, which implies that I am engaged…
Friday, March 31, 2006
48, white male... Whooopie
mwm4mwfover35: 48, white male, louisville ky...looking for a "stress buster" this morning (i.e., phone play) with a NON-psycho female. POSSIBLY interested?
Artemis: ?
mwm4mwfover35: hello
Artemis: What kind of add is this?
mwm4mwfover35: it's not an add
mwm4mwfover35: i work from home
mwm4mwfover35: just taking a break
Artemis: then what are you selling
mwm4mwfover35: nothing
mwm4mwfover35: phone play is just a stress buster
mwm4mwfover35: by the way, i like home star runner too
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: what is phone play?
mwm4mwfover35: oh come on, darlin.(My skin is starting to crawl)
Artemis: pardon...
Artemis: you mean phone sex?
mwm4mwfover35: duh
Artemis: at work?
mwm4mwfover35:
mwm4mwfover35: i work from home
Artemis: You can not be serious
Artemis: well I dont
mwm4mwfover35: well....yes
Artemis: That is bizarre
mwm4mwfover35: actually, it's very common these days....
mwm4mwfover35: ...and has been for about 10 years.
mwm4mwfover35: married women are the best....and safest.
Artemis: ?
mwm4mwfover35: <~~knows these things
Artemis: hows that
mwm4mwfover35: i guess they don't want hassles.....
mwm4mwfover35: psycho women take phone sex WAY too seriously
Artemis: oh
Artemis: is that really possible?
mwm4mwfover35: is what possible?
Artemis: take phone sex WAY too seriously
mwm4mwfover35: yes...a few do. they act like a "relationship" has begun.....
Artemis: I can hardy type it with a straight face
mwm4mwfover35: lol
mwm4mwfover35: well, those are the ones i call psycho.
Artemis: Not laughing at it, but just confused by it
mwm4mwfover35: hmmm, you're not using CAPS but you are using caps on the word "I".....how interesting.
mwm4mwfover35: confused
mwm4mwfover35: well
mwm4mwfover35: phone sex is common
mwm4mwfover35: it takes me less than 15 minutes to find a partner.
Artemis: I must be really different then
mwm4mwfover35: i go to the yahoo members directory and copy/paste my intro.....
Artemis: Cause I have never participated in it.
mwm4mwfover35: well, if you do....just chat with them first for a while until you SENSE that they aren't psychos......
Artemis: No, I’ll pass
mwm4mwfover35: lol
mwm4mwfover35: you can go into just about any adult chat room right now and watch men jack off on cam.
mwm4mwfover35: men have a harder time finding women to do that, but it's not uncommon either.
Artemis: Besides I am not single and that would seem an unfaithful act.
mwm4mwfover35: ahhhh
mwm4mwfover35: it's just masturbation
mwm4mwfover35: ...that's all.
Artemis: That’s in my profile
mwm4mwfover35: i know
Artemis: OK, Bill Clinton
mwm4mwfover35: that made you more desireable
mwm4mwfover35: president billy was a sex addict, that's all.
mwm4mwfover35: he at least balanced the budget darlin.
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: And this is not a prime representation of the very same thing?
mwm4mwfover35: that's a huge leap, actually. i'm not addicted.
mwm4mwfover35: i do it maybe once a month....as a break...a diversion.
mwm4mwfover35: if i was an addict, would i be spending time chatting with you now? i mean, you've already said NO.
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: You see, if my Boo masturbated to some chick on the phone or otherwise, I would be infuriated, therefore I would never to such a thing to him. Do unto other’s kind of mentality.
mwm4mwfover35: AHHH
mwm4mwfover35: well, that's your rule for yourself...so i can't argue with that.
mwm4mwfover35: do you give your hubby head?
Artemis: But, good luck with that and all
Artemis: Bu-bye
mwm4mwfover35: i guarantee you your hubby masturbates when you don't know....ok...bye.
Artemis: ?
mwm4mwfover35: hello
Artemis: What kind of add is this?
mwm4mwfover35: it's not an add
mwm4mwfover35: i work from home
mwm4mwfover35: just taking a break
Artemis: then what are you selling
mwm4mwfover35: nothing
mwm4mwfover35: phone play is just a stress buster
mwm4mwfover35: by the way, i like home star runner too
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: what is phone play?
mwm4mwfover35: oh come on, darlin.(My skin is starting to crawl)
Artemis: pardon...
Artemis: you mean phone sex?
mwm4mwfover35: duh
Artemis: at work?
mwm4mwfover35:
mwm4mwfover35: i work from home
Artemis: You can not be serious
Artemis: well I dont
mwm4mwfover35: well....yes
Artemis: That is bizarre
mwm4mwfover35: actually, it's very common these days....
mwm4mwfover35: ...and has been for about 10 years.
mwm4mwfover35: married women are the best....and safest.
Artemis: ?
mwm4mwfover35: <~~knows these things
Artemis: hows that
mwm4mwfover35: i guess they don't want hassles.....
mwm4mwfover35: psycho women take phone sex WAY too seriously
Artemis: oh
Artemis: is that really possible?
mwm4mwfover35: is what possible?
Artemis: take phone sex WAY too seriously
mwm4mwfover35: yes...a few do. they act like a "relationship" has begun.....
Artemis: I can hardy type it with a straight face
mwm4mwfover35: lol
mwm4mwfover35: well, those are the ones i call psycho.
Artemis: Not laughing at it, but just confused by it
mwm4mwfover35: hmmm, you're not using CAPS but you are using caps on the word "I".....how interesting.
mwm4mwfover35: confused
mwm4mwfover35: well
mwm4mwfover35: phone sex is common
mwm4mwfover35: it takes me less than 15 minutes to find a partner.
Artemis: I must be really different then
mwm4mwfover35: i go to the yahoo members directory and copy/paste my intro.....
Artemis: Cause I have never participated in it.
mwm4mwfover35: well, if you do....just chat with them first for a while until you SENSE that they aren't psychos......
Artemis: No, I’ll pass
mwm4mwfover35: lol
mwm4mwfover35: you can go into just about any adult chat room right now and watch men jack off on cam.
mwm4mwfover35: men have a harder time finding women to do that, but it's not uncommon either.
Artemis: Besides I am not single and that would seem an unfaithful act.
mwm4mwfover35: ahhhh
mwm4mwfover35: it's just masturbation
mwm4mwfover35: ...that's all.
Artemis: That’s in my profile
mwm4mwfover35: i know
Artemis: OK, Bill Clinton
mwm4mwfover35: that made you more desireable
mwm4mwfover35: president billy was a sex addict, that's all.
mwm4mwfover35: he at least balanced the budget darlin.
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: And this is not a prime representation of the very same thing?
mwm4mwfover35: that's a huge leap, actually. i'm not addicted.
mwm4mwfover35: i do it maybe once a month....as a break...a diversion.
mwm4mwfover35: if i was an addict, would i be spending time chatting with you now? i mean, you've already said NO.
mwm4mwfover35: :)
Artemis: You see, if my Boo masturbated to some chick on the phone or otherwise, I would be infuriated, therefore I would never to such a thing to him. Do unto other’s kind of mentality.
mwm4mwfover35: AHHH
mwm4mwfover35: well, that's your rule for yourself...so i can't argue with that.
mwm4mwfover35: do you give your hubby head?
Artemis: But, good luck with that and all
Artemis: Bu-bye
mwm4mwfover35: i guarantee you your hubby masturbates when you don't know....ok...bye.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
OK? OK! OK, OK, OK, OK
lonby009: hello
lonby009: how are u?
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: ?
lonby009: hello
lonby009: how are u?
Artemis: I am glad I had my sound down
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i am richard
lonby009: and u?
Artemis: just lil ol' me
lonby009: were do you stay in us?
Artemis: nc, are you not in the US?
lonby009: i am
lonby009: ok
lonby009: are you single?
Artemis: where are you from then? what country?
lonby009: i am from us
lonby009: wa
lonby009: ok
Artemis: it’s ok with me
lonby009: how old are u?
Artemis: are you new this chat site?
lonby009: yep
lonby009: and u?
Artemis: no, been on for a while
lonby009: wow
lonby009: that is nice
Artemis: you know that profile they ask you to fill out?
lonby009: are you single?
lonby009: don,t worry
lonby009: i will do that ok
Artemis: worry about what?
lonby009: i will like to know you better
lonby009: ok
Artemis: now how is that possible, you are in WA?
lonby009: i can come down to your
lonby009: place that is if will get to know each other
lonby009: better
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you don’t know me
lonby009: that is what i am saying
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i will like to know
lonby009: you better
Artemis: well I filled out my profile
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you might want to read it, instead of just looking at pictures
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you might want to fill yours out some; no one likes an empty man
lonby009: that is what a i am doing
lonby009: now
lonby009: ok
Artemis: why do you say "OK" so much?
Artemis: ok
lonby009: i can see your pics
lonby009: now
lonby009: ok
lonby009: are you single?
Artemis: ok what? Why do you keep saying ok, did you read my profile yet?
Artemis: Are you a "reader"
lonby009: yep
lonby009: i have just done that
lonby009: ok
Artemis: then what does my profile say?
lonby009: you are single
lonby009: and you do like to make friend
lonby009: ok
Artemis: what are you reading? Where did you get that from?
Artemis: and stop with the dang "OK's"
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
lonby009: yep
Artemis: yep what?
lonby009: i will like to know
lonby009: if i can take you ask my best friend>
Artemis:? What did you just say?
lonby009: make you my best lover girl
lonby009: ok
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: no
lonby009: why?
Artemis: Because I have a fiancé and if I were single I would be not desperate enough to travel out side of my area.
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i can afford
lonby009: to come over babe
lonby009: ok
Artemis: babe?
lonby009: yep?
Artemis: who the hell do you think you are calling me babe?
Artemis: Are you sure you were born in the US, you don’t chat like you were born in the US, or are you THAT grammatically challenged?
lonby009: ok
lonby009: bye
lonby009: leave me alone
lonby009: ok
Artemis: bu-bye
lonby009: bye
lonby009: how are u?
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: ?
lonby009: hello
lonby009: how are u?
Artemis: I am glad I had my sound down
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i am richard
lonby009: and u?
Artemis: just lil ol' me
lonby009: were do you stay in us?
Artemis: nc, are you not in the US?
lonby009: i am
lonby009: ok
lonby009: are you single?
Artemis: where are you from then? what country?
lonby009: i am from us
lonby009: wa
lonby009: ok
Artemis: it’s ok with me
lonby009: how old are u?
Artemis: are you new this chat site?
lonby009: yep
lonby009: and u?
Artemis: no, been on for a while
lonby009: wow
lonby009: that is nice
Artemis: you know that profile they ask you to fill out?
lonby009: are you single?
lonby009: don,t worry
lonby009: i will do that ok
Artemis: worry about what?
lonby009: i will like to know you better
lonby009: ok
Artemis: now how is that possible, you are in WA?
lonby009: i can come down to your
lonby009: place that is if will get to know each other
lonby009: better
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you don’t know me
lonby009: that is what i am saying
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i will like to know
lonby009: you better
Artemis: well I filled out my profile
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you might want to read it, instead of just looking at pictures
lonby009: ok
Artemis: you might want to fill yours out some; no one likes an empty man
lonby009: that is what a i am doing
lonby009: now
lonby009: ok
Artemis: why do you say "OK" so much?
Artemis: ok
lonby009: i can see your pics
lonby009: now
lonby009: ok
lonby009: are you single?
Artemis: ok what? Why do you keep saying ok, did you read my profile yet?
Artemis: Are you a "reader"
lonby009: yep
lonby009: i have just done that
lonby009: ok
Artemis: then what does my profile say?
lonby009: you are single
lonby009: and you do like to make friend
lonby009: ok
Artemis: what are you reading? Where did you get that from?
Artemis: and stop with the dang "OK's"
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
Artemis: ok
lonby009: yep
Artemis: yep what?
lonby009: i will like to know
lonby009: if i can take you ask my best friend>
Artemis:? What did you just say?
lonby009: make you my best lover girl
lonby009: ok
BUZZ!!!
Artemis: no
lonby009: why?
Artemis: Because I have a fiancé and if I were single I would be not desperate enough to travel out side of my area.
lonby009: ok
lonby009: i can afford
lonby009: to come over babe
lonby009: ok
Artemis: babe?
lonby009: yep?
Artemis: who the hell do you think you are calling me babe?
Artemis: Are you sure you were born in the US, you don’t chat like you were born in the US, or are you THAT grammatically challenged?
lonby009: ok
lonby009: bye
lonby009: leave me alone
lonby009: ok
Artemis: bu-bye
lonby009: bye
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
thickone4u30
thickone4u30: Good afternoon. M/32 NC Web Cam. How are you today?
Artemis: ok I guess
thickone4u30: where in nc? age?
Artemis: Raleigh
thickone4u30: cool wiston salem here
thickone4u30: age?
thickone4u30: what do u do for work?
Artemis: 36 logistics
thickone4u30: cool
thickone4u30: married kids?
Artemis: do you ever read
thickone4u30: new at messenger
thickone4u30: it is fun
thickone4u30: married? kids?
Artemis: ahh, click under *ACTIONS* then go to *CONTACT OPTIONS* then *VIEW PROFILE*
Artemis: it’s all there
Artemis: the good the bad and the ugly
thickone4u30: pretty
thickone4u30: web cam?
Artemis: no
thickone4u30: more pics?
Artemis: there are plenty of pictures; there is a link on the bottom half of my profile
thickone4u30: open minded female?
Artemis: I am
thickone4u30: cool
thickone4u30: offline meeitings?
Artemis: I am open minded about the death penalty and abortion and child rearing
Artemis: did you read my profile?
Artemis: did you?
Artemis: I would never meet some one i did not know
Artemis: that’s retarded
thickone4u30: ok
thickone4u30: web cam?
Artemis: no i dont have a web cam
thickone4u30: where tattoo located?
Artemis: my back
thickone4u30: cute
thickone4u30: thongs or prefer none on?
Artemis: what prompted you to think that was an appropriate question?
thickone4u30: u are open minded
Artemis: I am open minded about the death penalty and abortion and child rearing
thickone4u30: thongs?
Artemis: You asked if I were open minded, you did not say about what in particular…
thickone4u30: about sexual conversations
Artemis: then no, I am in a relationship, like my profiles stated, I get nothing from "chatting" sex talk with strangers
thickone4u30: thongs?
Artemis: How pathetic are you really?
thickone4u30: shaved pussy?
Artemis: are you fat, ugly or both?
thickone4u30: nope
Artemis: I would guess both, I mean why else beg a total stranger for sex?
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Artemis: Wow, let me guess, you lifted your belly fat to show me your itty bitty tiny penis, this is by all means pioneering, I mean no one else has ever offered to let lil ‘ol me take a look see at their penis, yes, indeed you are a pioneer, a true free thinker. Wow golly gee whiz, did I mention wow?
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Artemis: and I said no already
Artemis: ok I guess
thickone4u30: where in nc? age?
Artemis: Raleigh
thickone4u30: cool wiston salem here
thickone4u30: age?
thickone4u30: what do u do for work?
Artemis: 36 logistics
thickone4u30: cool
thickone4u30: married kids?
Artemis: do you ever read
thickone4u30: new at messenger
thickone4u30: it is fun
thickone4u30: married? kids?
Artemis: ahh, click under *ACTIONS* then go to *CONTACT OPTIONS* then *VIEW PROFILE*
Artemis: it’s all there
Artemis: the good the bad and the ugly
thickone4u30: pretty
thickone4u30: web cam?
Artemis: no
thickone4u30: more pics?
Artemis: there are plenty of pictures; there is a link on the bottom half of my profile
thickone4u30: open minded female?
Artemis: I am
thickone4u30: cool
thickone4u30: offline meeitings?
Artemis: I am open minded about the death penalty and abortion and child rearing
Artemis: did you read my profile?
Artemis: did you?
Artemis: I would never meet some one i did not know
Artemis: that’s retarded
thickone4u30: ok
thickone4u30: web cam?
Artemis: no i dont have a web cam
thickone4u30: where tattoo located?
Artemis: my back
thickone4u30: cute
thickone4u30: thongs or prefer none on?
Artemis: what prompted you to think that was an appropriate question?
thickone4u30: u are open minded
Artemis: I am open minded about the death penalty and abortion and child rearing
thickone4u30: thongs?
Artemis: You asked if I were open minded, you did not say about what in particular…
thickone4u30: about sexual conversations
Artemis: then no, I am in a relationship, like my profiles stated, I get nothing from "chatting" sex talk with strangers
thickone4u30: thongs?
Artemis: How pathetic are you really?
thickone4u30: shaved pussy?
Artemis: are you fat, ugly or both?
thickone4u30: nope
Artemis: I would guess both, I mean why else beg a total stranger for sex?
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thickone4u30: web cam?
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Artemis: Wow, let me guess, you lifted your belly fat to show me your itty bitty tiny penis, this is by all means pioneering, I mean no one else has ever offered to let lil ‘ol me take a look see at their penis, yes, indeed you are a pioneer, a true free thinker. Wow golly gee whiz, did I mention wow?
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Artemis: and I said no already
I hate spam
troykapin: said CHRIS TUCKER got shot and killed thats why you opened it, but if it said JESUS...would you have still opened it? SAY THIS SLOWLY: Jesus-----I--REALIZE---I--AM---A----SINNER---I REPENT --FOR---MY----SINS----FORGIVE---ME---I--Love----You-----and----I----Need-----You---------- Repost this within 5minutes and make the title R.I.P. CHRIS TUCKER and a miracle will happen tonite. P.S. TRUST ME Y0U D0N'T WANNA iGN0RE THiS
Artemis: I hate spam and have reported you
Artemis: I hate spam and have reported you
Friday, March 24, 2006
You have been invited, again
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Artemis: who are you?
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Artemis: you have tried this before and I said no, still stupid?
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Artemis: you can’t read either can you?
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Artemis: I am not desperate, sorry
dave52752: u got a cam
Artemis: why
dave52752: let me seeu
Artemis: why
dave52752: why not
Artemis: I don’t like idiots looking at me
Artemis: I don’t let idiots look at me
Artemis: that’s why not
Artemis: geez
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Artemis: who are you?
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Artemis: you have tried this before and I said no, still stupid?
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Artemis: you can’t read either can you?
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Artemis: I am not desperate, sorry
dave52752: u got a cam
Artemis: why
dave52752: let me seeu
Artemis: why
dave52752: why not
Artemis: I don’t like idiots looking at me
Artemis: I don’t let idiots look at me
Artemis: that’s why not
Artemis: geez
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Thursday, March 23, 2006
Advertisements. I am not buying this product.
thefriend28218: What im looking for in a woman is honesty/ sweetness/ kindness /loving/ caring/ fun/compassionate/ someone that is supportive/trustworthy loyal/someone that is willing and wanting to spend quality time.
Artemis: had you read my profile you would know not to ask
thefriend28218: how sweet
thefriend28218: waht do you need to know sweetie
Artemis: read MY profile.... there is nothing left to question
thefriend28218: u r cute
thefriend28218: we can talk about that
thefriend28218: how sweet u r
thefriend28218: how nice looking u r
So he is looking for a good honest cheating woman? I don’t get it…
Artemis: had you read my profile you would know not to ask
thefriend28218: how sweet
thefriend28218: waht do you need to know sweetie
Artemis: read MY profile.... there is nothing left to question
thefriend28218: u r cute
thefriend28218: we can talk about that
thefriend28218: how sweet u r
thefriend28218: how nice looking u r
So he is looking for a good honest cheating woman? I don’t get it…
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Funny ha ha not funny queer
A short list of funny things I have read lately:
All I wanted to do was puke and poop, all I could do was spit and fart.
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Allow me to introduce my selves
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
Humpty Dumpty was pushed
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
For every 1 animal you don’t eat I’ll eat 3
I read a notice “Drink Canada Dry”, I have started.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird! (Star Trek humor is the best!)
"I is a college student."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a Schizophrenic and so am I.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Slack but friendly!
I know I have been slack, but I have had many things on my plate and have unfortunately blown off many Assbag opportunities. I submit the following for you amusement, not Assbaggery but true friendship.
Artemis: I didn't do a homeless guy last night, did I?
Friend: not that I was aware of, why?
Artemis: my face hurts really bad and there is grass all over the kitchen floor...............?
Friend: well, the face is explained because you laid your weight on it on the kitchen counter. The grass I assume we tracked in
Friend: only thing I put on the floor was a piece of ice that Foster played with
Friend: the goat may have brought in the grass come to think of it
Artemis: lol
Artemis : my face hurts REAL bad
Artemis: I left work at 1pm today to come home and sleep this mess off
Friend: yeah, well, next time listen to me when I try to get you to bed or at least a couch:-)
Artemis: I don't remember leaving Bob's
Friend: you were like "I need to go now'.... yelled at me when I said we were going to my place rather than garner
Friend: you calmed down when I said I would get the stuff I needed to go to garner
Artemis: oh god....
Friend: apparently you puked in your hair and in your passenger window while I was upstairs, leading me to get cleaning stuff and saying "poor Artemis"
Artemis: I apologize.
Artemis: LOL
Friend: No need to apologize. You were the one with puke in your hair :-)
Artemis: and my shirt
Friend: and in your door via window gap
Artemis: found that at work this morning
Artemis: yeah the window had nice streak on it
Friend: and the inside didn't seem to clean too easily, going to take some elbow grease :-)
Friend: and the goat, who knows where that poor fellow is now
Artemis: yeah right, who knows
Artemis:?
Artemis: I didn't do a homeless guy last night, did I?
Friend: not that I was aware of, why?
Artemis: my face hurts really bad and there is grass all over the kitchen floor...............?
Friend: well, the face is explained because you laid your weight on it on the kitchen counter. The grass I assume we tracked in
Friend: only thing I put on the floor was a piece of ice that Foster played with
Friend: the goat may have brought in the grass come to think of it
Artemis: lol
Artemis : my face hurts REAL bad
Artemis: I left work at 1pm today to come home and sleep this mess off
Friend: yeah, well, next time listen to me when I try to get you to bed or at least a couch:-)
Artemis: I don't remember leaving Bob's
Friend: you were like "I need to go now'.... yelled at me when I said we were going to my place rather than garner
Friend: you calmed down when I said I would get the stuff I needed to go to garner
Artemis: oh god....
Friend: apparently you puked in your hair and in your passenger window while I was upstairs, leading me to get cleaning stuff and saying "poor Artemis"
Artemis: I apologize.
Artemis: LOL
Friend: No need to apologize. You were the one with puke in your hair :-)
Artemis: and my shirt
Friend: and in your door via window gap
Artemis: found that at work this morning
Artemis: yeah the window had nice streak on it
Friend: and the inside didn't seem to clean too easily, going to take some elbow grease :-)
Friend: and the goat, who knows where that poor fellow is now
Artemis: yeah right, who knows
Artemis:?
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
SPAM is Assbaggery too!
andy_89g: hey there I was checking out yahoo members, i saw your page.. anyway, yahoo says that you're my top match.
andy_89g: do you wanna see my pics and profile ?
Artemis: I am your top match?
Artemis: get out!
andy_89g: here, check it out:www.i_am_a_big_assbag.com (I made that up)
andy_89g: you just gotta sign in (its free) to see me, search for "BullDog".
Artemis: then how could I be your top match if I am not signed up?
Artemis: how did it find me?
Artemis: if I am not in there?
Artemis: I hate spam
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Married men, what are you thinking!
onenightincovington: hi there
Artemis: hello
onenightincovington: care to chat a bit?
Artemis: what bout?
onenightincovington: nothing specific
onenightincovington: get to know each other?
Artemis: ok
onenightincovington: did you have a chance to view my profile yet?
Artemis: no not really, why? what’s in there?
onenightincovington: not much really
onenightincovington: i am 39
onenightincovington: male
onenightincovington: greensboro
Artemis: oh, then why should I bother
onenightincovington: gotcha
onenightincovington: may be another fact that i am actually married...
Artemis: oh
Artemis: are you hitting on me?
onenightincovington: i am not sure
onenightincovington: i don't even know you yet
Artemis: if you’re married you need to be sure, did you read my profile?
onenightincovington: yes, i read your profile.. and no, i am not a pervert...
Artemis: ok
onenightincovington: i am a pretty decent guy actually...
onenightincovington: i am not sure how much it is worth coming from me...
onenightincovington: you look like a very interesting person
onenightincovington: did you really set a hooker on fire in Reno?
Artemis: i sure did
onenightincovington: wow
Artemis: I have had a few run-ins with hookers
onenightincovington: oh my god
onenightincovington: you are quite a character
Artemis: I am just me and nothing more
onenightincovington: you are cool (using the word "cool" is so 80's)
onenightincovington: are you interested in meeting a guy like myself? (note all that I have to go on, even I were single and he was also...really what are guys thinking, is it just sex?)
Artemis: a married guy? With no profile, what is there to meet?
onenightincovington: i do have a profile
onenightincovington: would you like me to send my pic or something? what is it that you are missing in my profile? ask me and I will answer...
Artemis: the wife portion
onenightincovington: you mean, you are not interested becuase I am married?
Artemis: is that not reason enough, does there have to be more? "no he is married, he just killed a few people"....
Artemis: what am i missing?
onenightincovington: you are not missing anything (B I N G O)
onenightincovington: i wasn't sure what your thoughts were
onenightincovington: now i am
Artemis: Obviously, you’re married and looking to screw around on your wife… sounds like I’m the lucky one here
onenightincovington: please don't judge me...
Artemis: you kidding right, you are married and asking if I want to meet you
Artemis: and you can see that i am in a long term relationship
onenightincovington: i wasn't kidding
Artemis: then don’t put yourself out there like that
onenightincovington: ok... i got it...
Artemis: Don’t be despicable and no one, including me, will think you are despicable
Artemis: do the right thing; get a divorce or leave or whatever
onenightincovington: i might do that in due course... my only concern is my child
onenightincovington: that is the only reason why i am not divorced yet
Artemis: if you cheat you will destroy that life.... at least in a divorce there is time to take care of these things, I have done it myself with a child involved
Artemis: so I know
Artemis: for a fact
Artemis: you can not bullshit me on this
onenightincovington: i wasn't bullshit you on anything
Artemis: onenightincovington: i might do that in due course...
Artemis:?
Artemis: what was that about?
onenightincovington: i might get a divorce in the future
Artemis: so you will cheat till then?
onenightincovington: i don't remember how many times we came to that point
onenightincovington: i guess i don't see it as simply cheating with a sexual relationship
Artemis: oh so you are looking for a sperm receptacle? Someone to just use and then throw away when you are done?
Artemis: wow, I lucked out again
onenightincovington: this really bothers me that you see me as someone i am not
Artemis: I see you as you have presented yourself
onenightincovington: ok, i will take the blame
onenightincovington: look, i keep typing and deleting
onenightincovington: the more i try to defend myself, the more i sound ridiculous (GEE, really? wonder why?)
onenightincovington: i don't want to do that
onenightincovington: i know who i am, and why i am here at this point
Artemis: and
onenightincovington: you are really a colorful person
onenightincovington: i guess i am in the wrong place at the wrong time
Artemis: not really, things are balck and white
onenightincovington: see? i told you you were colorful
onenightincovington: :)
onenightincovington: and please don't worry about correcting balck
Artemis: I wont
onenightincovington: i guess i will be classified with the rest of men in internet, who are looking for some kind of a depository...
Artemis: you will be classified as Assbaggery (BOOOYA!)
onenightincovington: oh my god
onenightincovington: this really hurts
Artemis: what do you want me to do about it?
onenightincovington: nothing more.... please...
onenightincovington: i don't know what to tell you anymore...
onenightincovington: i am speechless
Artemis: I am not the single determining factor on that anyway
onenightincovington: a speechless assbagger
onenightincovington: what you think i am doesn't make me that person
Artemis: it would have to put up to a vote, i am sure the men would come to your aid
Artemis: no, this is true, your words would do that
onenightincovington: can you see through the basics for a second?
Artemis: like what
Artemis: all i have is what is typed here
onenightincovington: just put aside the fact that i am married (?!?!?!?!?! WATTTT?!)
onenightincovington: try to see me as a person
onenightincovington: not a member of "men" (does this mean he is now a woman? I am not Bi either)
Artemis: keep going
onenightincovington: not just a married man, trying to cheat on his wife simply because he is selfish, unfaithful, etc. (um, why else? what other reason is there?)
onenightincovington: i am not selfish (?)
onenightincovington: and probably one of the most decent guys around, except for this fact that I put myself "out there" (and you are looking to screw around on your wife)
onenightincovington: surely it is a contradiction in terms
Artemis: I am not buying it, but keep going, and I would like to know why you are trying so hard to convince me of, whatever IT is...
onenightincovington: could it be some self respect? i told you i hated that you see me as someone i am not
onenightincovington: i don't mean to bother you
onenightincovington: i am not even sure if you are open to change your mind
Artemis: Really now you are just entertaining the troops
onenightincovington: i agree, it is kinda meaningless me trying to convince you that i am otherwise a decent guy
onenightincovington: what does that mean? (entertaining the troops)
Artemis: and no i am not changing my mind, I am happy with my hot steaming pile of man (GRRRRR)
onenightincovington: by the way, i am not a native speaker of english
onenightincovington: when i said, "changing your mind" i meant changing your mind about how you view me
Artemis: no not really
onenightincovington: trust me, i am not trying to convince you to meet me
onenightincovington: what does that mean? (entertaining the troops)
onenightincovington: i guess you are busy
Artemis: at this point you are only entertaining me (and you, the reader)
Artemis: is what that meant
onenightincovington: than i am afraid the entertainment is over
Artemis: aww shucks
Artemis: have a good whatever
Artemis: bu-bye
onenightincovington: so do you
onenightincovington: bye
Artemis: hello
onenightincovington: care to chat a bit?
Artemis: what bout?
onenightincovington: nothing specific
onenightincovington: get to know each other?
Artemis: ok
onenightincovington: did you have a chance to view my profile yet?
Artemis: no not really, why? what’s in there?
onenightincovington: not much really
onenightincovington: i am 39
onenightincovington: male
onenightincovington: greensboro
Artemis: oh, then why should I bother
onenightincovington: gotcha
onenightincovington: may be another fact that i am actually married...
Artemis: oh
Artemis: are you hitting on me?
onenightincovington: i am not sure
onenightincovington: i don't even know you yet
Artemis: if you’re married you need to be sure, did you read my profile?
onenightincovington: yes, i read your profile.. and no, i am not a pervert...
Artemis: ok
onenightincovington: i am a pretty decent guy actually...
onenightincovington: i am not sure how much it is worth coming from me...
onenightincovington: you look like a very interesting person
onenightincovington: did you really set a hooker on fire in Reno?
Artemis: i sure did
onenightincovington: wow
Artemis: I have had a few run-ins with hookers
onenightincovington: oh my god
onenightincovington: you are quite a character
Artemis: I am just me and nothing more
onenightincovington: you are cool (using the word "cool" is so 80's)
onenightincovington: are you interested in meeting a guy like myself? (note all that I have to go on, even I were single and he was also...really what are guys thinking, is it just sex?)
Artemis: a married guy? With no profile, what is there to meet?
onenightincovington: i do have a profile
onenightincovington: would you like me to send my pic or something? what is it that you are missing in my profile? ask me and I will answer...
Artemis: the wife portion
onenightincovington: you mean, you are not interested becuase I am married?
Artemis: is that not reason enough, does there have to be more? "no he is married, he just killed a few people"....
Artemis: what am i missing?
onenightincovington: you are not missing anything (B I N G O)
onenightincovington: i wasn't sure what your thoughts were
onenightincovington: now i am
Artemis: Obviously, you’re married and looking to screw around on your wife… sounds like I’m the lucky one here
onenightincovington: please don't judge me...
Artemis: you kidding right, you are married and asking if I want to meet you
Artemis: and you can see that i am in a long term relationship
onenightincovington: i wasn't kidding
Artemis: then don’t put yourself out there like that
onenightincovington: ok... i got it...
Artemis: Don’t be despicable and no one, including me, will think you are despicable
Artemis: do the right thing; get a divorce or leave or whatever
onenightincovington: i might do that in due course... my only concern is my child
onenightincovington: that is the only reason why i am not divorced yet
Artemis: if you cheat you will destroy that life.... at least in a divorce there is time to take care of these things, I have done it myself with a child involved
Artemis: so I know
Artemis: for a fact
Artemis: you can not bullshit me on this
onenightincovington: i wasn't bullshit you on anything
Artemis: onenightincovington: i might do that in due course...
Artemis:?
Artemis: what was that about?
onenightincovington: i might get a divorce in the future
Artemis: so you will cheat till then?
onenightincovington: i don't remember how many times we came to that point
onenightincovington: i guess i don't see it as simply cheating with a sexual relationship
Artemis: oh so you are looking for a sperm receptacle? Someone to just use and then throw away when you are done?
Artemis: wow, I lucked out again
onenightincovington: this really bothers me that you see me as someone i am not
Artemis: I see you as you have presented yourself
onenightincovington: ok, i will take the blame
onenightincovington: look, i keep typing and deleting
onenightincovington: the more i try to defend myself, the more i sound ridiculous (GEE, really? wonder why?)
onenightincovington: i don't want to do that
onenightincovington: i know who i am, and why i am here at this point
Artemis: and
onenightincovington: you are really a colorful person
onenightincovington: i guess i am in the wrong place at the wrong time
Artemis: not really, things are balck and white
onenightincovington: see? i told you you were colorful
onenightincovington: :)
onenightincovington: and please don't worry about correcting balck
Artemis: I wont
onenightincovington: i guess i will be classified with the rest of men in internet, who are looking for some kind of a depository...
Artemis: you will be classified as Assbaggery (BOOOYA!)
onenightincovington: oh my god
onenightincovington: this really hurts
Artemis: what do you want me to do about it?
onenightincovington: nothing more.... please...
onenightincovington: i don't know what to tell you anymore...
onenightincovington: i am speechless
Artemis: I am not the single determining factor on that anyway
onenightincovington: a speechless assbagger
onenightincovington: what you think i am doesn't make me that person
Artemis: it would have to put up to a vote, i am sure the men would come to your aid
Artemis: no, this is true, your words would do that
onenightincovington: can you see through the basics for a second?
Artemis: like what
Artemis: all i have is what is typed here
onenightincovington: just put aside the fact that i am married (?!?!?!?!?! WATTTT?!)
onenightincovington: try to see me as a person
onenightincovington: not a member of "men" (does this mean he is now a woman? I am not Bi either)
Artemis: keep going
onenightincovington: not just a married man, trying to cheat on his wife simply because he is selfish, unfaithful, etc. (um, why else? what other reason is there?)
onenightincovington: i am not selfish (?)
onenightincovington: and probably one of the most decent guys around, except for this fact that I put myself "out there" (and you are looking to screw around on your wife)
onenightincovington: surely it is a contradiction in terms
Artemis: I am not buying it, but keep going, and I would like to know why you are trying so hard to convince me of, whatever IT is...
onenightincovington: could it be some self respect? i told you i hated that you see me as someone i am not
onenightincovington: i don't mean to bother you
onenightincovington: i am not even sure if you are open to change your mind
Artemis: Really now you are just entertaining the troops
onenightincovington: i agree, it is kinda meaningless me trying to convince you that i am otherwise a decent guy
onenightincovington: what does that mean? (entertaining the troops)
Artemis: and no i am not changing my mind, I am happy with my hot steaming pile of man (GRRRRR)
onenightincovington: by the way, i am not a native speaker of english
onenightincovington: when i said, "changing your mind" i meant changing your mind about how you view me
Artemis: no not really
onenightincovington: trust me, i am not trying to convince you to meet me
onenightincovington: what does that mean? (entertaining the troops)
onenightincovington: i guess you are busy
Artemis: at this point you are only entertaining me (and you, the reader)
Artemis: is what that meant
onenightincovington: than i am afraid the entertainment is over
Artemis: aww shucks
Artemis: have a good whatever
Artemis: bu-bye
onenightincovington: so do you
onenightincovington: bye
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
My Favorite Drunk
At lunch I discovered, not really to my surprise, (lets call him Mr. V. Tonic) was still drunk from last night. He had this advice for me "Vaginal suppositories taste very chalky and do nothing for headaches".
However he had no advice on douches.
This concludes today's moments with My Favorite Drunk.
However he had no advice on douches.
This concludes today's moments with My Favorite Drunk.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
3some
desire_serve: enjoying the morning?
Artemis: so far, so good
desire_serve: cool! I’m in Chapel Hill; where are you, please?
desire_serve : I see you're in Raleigh
desire_serve: are you into threesomes?
Artemis: no
Artemis: ewww
desire_serve: I’m sorry, you're very attractive
desire_serve: and you seem to be very nice
Artemis: what does nice have to do with a threesome
desire_serve: it doesn't, I’m sorry, I should not have asked
Artemis: nope, you should not have
Artemis: can I ask a question?
desire_serve: yes please
desire_serve: I’ll answer any question you have
Artemis: ok hold on
Artemis: trying to word it correctly
desire_serve: absolutely
Artemis: What about a picture of a person would make you think that a question like that would be OK to ask, I am not mad, shocked maybe, but more curious than anything, does it ever work? I mean does "she" ever say "Hell yeah, I have been waiting all day for someone to ask me that" I mean if she says yes, in a situation such as this, what does that really say about her? And you would really screw someone who, in the first 5-7 lines of chat agrees to that?
desire_serve: you ask a good question....sometimes there is curiousity....i would never, ever meet someone who wanted to screw immediately
Artemis: But you asked immediately
desire_serve: yes, i was dumb
Artemis: What are your expectations?
desire_serve: well, i would like to meet a woman
Artemis: So you are not the kind of person to think things through? And that..'s the kind of woman you want to meet?
desire_serve: no Ma..'am
desire_serve: you are making good criticisms
Artemis: Now I am really confused
desire_serve: well, you certainly have me on the ropes
desire_serve:but i think you..'re quite interesting, and i hope you will allow us to chat
Artemis: You are most likely a really great guy, go with that instead of "desire_serve: are you into threesomes?"
desire_serve: i do apologize
Artemis: I will decline to continue chatting with you, but good luck with that "threesome" thingy. Apology accepted
desire_serve: thank you
desire_serve: are you a dominant?
Artemis: bu-bye
Artemis: so far, so good
desire_serve: cool! I’m in Chapel Hill; where are you, please?
desire_serve : I see you're in Raleigh
desire_serve: are you into threesomes?
Artemis: no
Artemis: ewww
desire_serve: I’m sorry, you're very attractive
desire_serve: and you seem to be very nice
Artemis: what does nice have to do with a threesome
desire_serve: it doesn't, I’m sorry, I should not have asked
Artemis: nope, you should not have
Artemis: can I ask a question?
desire_serve: yes please
desire_serve: I’ll answer any question you have
Artemis: ok hold on
Artemis: trying to word it correctly
desire_serve: absolutely
Artemis: What about a picture of a person would make you think that a question like that would be OK to ask, I am not mad, shocked maybe, but more curious than anything, does it ever work? I mean does "she" ever say "Hell yeah, I have been waiting all day for someone to ask me that" I mean if she says yes, in a situation such as this, what does that really say about her? And you would really screw someone who, in the first 5-7 lines of chat agrees to that?
desire_serve: you ask a good question....sometimes there is curiousity....i would never, ever meet someone who wanted to screw immediately
Artemis: But you asked immediately
desire_serve: yes, i was dumb
Artemis: What are your expectations?
desire_serve: well, i would like to meet a woman
Artemis: So you are not the kind of person to think things through? And that..'s the kind of woman you want to meet?
desire_serve: no Ma..'am
desire_serve: you are making good criticisms
Artemis: Now I am really confused
desire_serve: well, you certainly have me on the ropes
desire_serve:but i think you..'re quite interesting, and i hope you will allow us to chat
Artemis: You are most likely a really great guy, go with that instead of "desire_serve: are you into threesomes?"
desire_serve: i do apologize
Artemis: I will decline to continue chatting with you, but good luck with that "threesome" thingy. Apology accepted
desire_serve: thank you
desire_serve: are you a dominant?
Artemis: bu-bye
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Last of the dang creepy old dude, I hope.
maxbrushstrokes2001: ... J
Artemis: yes
maxbrushstrokes2001: Hey... thinking about you every now and then, hope you are doing well...
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: You are a gem!
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think you are worthy of being perpetuated through... notwithstanding that I know you don't care much of that fact...
maxbrushstrokes2001: ART!
Artemis: there you again using big words that are ridiculous
maxbrushstrokes2001: ... sweety, words are never "ridiculous", other than the word ridiculuos itself!
Artemis: wtf does that even mean
maxbrushstrokes2001: J
Artemis: it’s not funny or cute
maxbrushstrokes2001: I know, you are!
Artemis: You are either in the wrong time period or from another county and culture and do not realize that this is just not the way we talk ‘round here
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think quite the opposite is true...
Artemis: I find no charm in it at all, I’d rather you just leave me alone. I find you and your “language” creepy.
maxbrushstrokes2001: Ok... np
Artemis: yes
maxbrushstrokes2001: Hey... thinking about you every now and then, hope you are doing well...
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: You are a gem!
Artemis: ok
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think you are worthy of being perpetuated through... notwithstanding that I know you don't care much of that fact...
maxbrushstrokes2001: ART!
Artemis: there you again using big words that are ridiculous
maxbrushstrokes2001: ... sweety, words are never "ridiculous", other than the word ridiculuos itself!
Artemis: wtf does that even mean
maxbrushstrokes2001: J
Artemis: it’s not funny or cute
maxbrushstrokes2001: I know, you are!
Artemis: You are either in the wrong time period or from another county and culture and do not realize that this is just not the way we talk ‘round here
maxbrushstrokes2001: I think quite the opposite is true...
Artemis: I find no charm in it at all, I’d rather you just leave me alone. I find you and your “language” creepy.
maxbrushstrokes2001: Ok... np
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Just plain assbaggery
jonrdawkins28379: wow u are HOT
Artemis: ty
jonrdawkins28379: u see mine?
Artemis: I see the little one
jonrdawkins28379: yes... i have another.. one thats XXX
Artemis: no thanks
Pops up a photo of his penis at the end of the “job”, ewww
jonrdawkins28379: im sorry had already changed it
Artemis: are you stupid
Artemis: idiot!
Artemis: if you bothered to read my profile, which I know you did not, it says, "long term relationship"
Artemis: why would any one want to see that?
Artemis: I don’t understand
Artemis: where in my profile does it say, “I am looking for penis, please show me yours”?
Artemis: where?
Artemis: any answers?
Artemis: hum?
Artemis: nothing, that’s what I thought
Artemis: ty
jonrdawkins28379: u see mine?
Artemis: I see the little one
jonrdawkins28379: yes... i have another.. one thats XXX
Artemis: no thanks
Pops up a photo of his penis at the end of the “job”, ewww
jonrdawkins28379: im sorry had already changed it
Artemis: are you stupid
Artemis: idiot!
Artemis: if you bothered to read my profile, which I know you did not, it says, "long term relationship"
Artemis: why would any one want to see that?
Artemis: I don’t understand
Artemis: where in my profile does it say, “I am looking for penis, please show me yours”?
Artemis: where?
Artemis: any answers?
Artemis: hum?
Artemis: nothing, that’s what I thought
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Truth or Ass?
ncvarinamale: Hiya! Raleigh here too...how are ya?
Artemis: hi
ncvarinamale: hey there...what brings you on this time of day?
Artemis: I work and my vendors and customers are on here, easy to keep up
Artemis: a friend of mine had the same quote as you do
ncvarinamale: ohok...i'm at work too..ssshhh.....so we both have to be good huh? LOL....what kind of vendors and customers? are you in inside sales too??
ncvarinamale: really?
Artemis: no transportation and logistics
ncvarinamale: ohok...cool
ncvarinamale: do you know where that quote of mine and your friend's come from?
ncvarinamale: it's NOT dirty..lol
Artemis: no, but he is very athletic, Lance Armstrong?
ncvarinamale: D'OH!! lol....yep
Artemis: well #$[1]s tri-athlete and huge Lance fan, so it was not a hard one for me
ncvarinamale: very cool...you know....i dont follow international bike racing at all..but when the Tour comes on..i get soooooo addicted...lol
Artemis: I could not care less about any of that stuff
ncvarinamale: lol...me either..until it comes on..lol..hey..want to play a game that we both prob played as kids?
Artemis: and what would that be
ncvarinamale: Truth or dare...well..to be honest mostly truth since we are both online..lol
Artemis: ok
ncvarinamale: cool
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: hum, what is T and what is D
Artemis: ooh
Artemis: truth or dare
Artemis: never mind me, I am blonde
ncvarinamale: rriiiiggghhhhh..lol...oh you're fine...
ncvarinamale: right...geeeesh can't type today
ncvarinamale: so..
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: Truth and I will use my judgment as to weather or not I will answer
ncvarinamale: fair enough
ncvarinamale: what is the wildest thing you have ever done? something that would make me say oh my god..lol
Artemis: I got this tattoo last weekend
Artemis: ----> (a picture of my tattoo was up)
ncvarinamale: yeah i see that....what does it mean?
Artemis: it’s a drunken monkey
ncvarinamale: aaahhhh...yes of course...lol
ncvarinamale: ok....truth me..but it cna't just be "and you?"..lol
Artemis: ok, so are you really married
ncvarinamale: yes...will be "seperated" after christmas..but even then i will still be married..lol
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: who is your one "gimme"? the one that if he becomes available it's just sort of understood that you would hook up wiht him whether you were involved or not? for instance...a lot of women't "gimme" would be someone like Brad Pitt
ncvarinamale: women's
Artemis: wow, I am far too happy where I am, no "gimme" needed, even if he never would find out
ncvarinamale: mine would be a YOUNG Ann Margaret...lol...so guess i don't have one either..lol
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok my turn
Artemis: did you ever screw around on your wife?
Ncvarinamale: no
Artemis: good for you
ncvarinamale:has SHE on ME? that's another story and hence the seperation...
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: if money were no object where would you go and what would you be doing?
Artemis: Madagascar scuba diving with my honey boo.
ncvarinamale: very nice...
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok, I am going home, have a nice evening
ncvarinamale: uh...ok....
ncvarinamale: are you a moaner or a screamer?
Artemis: why would you be so stupid as to ask a stranger that?
Artemis: saved the assbaggery for the end I see.
ncvarinamale: yeah...that's me...assbaggeries R US...yessiree bob..true dat...yeppers..you bet your skippy...
Artemis: Great
ncvarinamale: Actually...I'm just killing time here at work....if that offends you...it was not my intent..i was just having some fun to break up the boredom
Artemis: but that was our right wrong
ncvarinamale: uh....huh?
Artemis: why is that your business, why do you need to know that, why would you want to know that?
ncvarinamale: because it's a truth...that is the nature of the game...to reveal the real truth...
ncvarinamale: and to try to win the game
Artemis: that was more personal than truth, why do most men think that is ok?
ncvarinamale: why do most thin it's not..?
ncvarinamale: sorry....why do most women think it's not?
Artemis: there is plenty of room in the profile section to put such information if I wanted it known
Artemis: hi
ncvarinamale: hey there...what brings you on this time of day?
Artemis: I work and my vendors and customers are on here, easy to keep up
Artemis: a friend of mine had the same quote as you do
ncvarinamale: ohok...i'm at work too..ssshhh.....so we both have to be good huh? LOL....what kind of vendors and customers? are you in inside sales too??
ncvarinamale: really?
Artemis: no transportation and logistics
ncvarinamale: ohok...cool
ncvarinamale: do you know where that quote of mine and your friend's come from?
ncvarinamale: it's NOT dirty..lol
Artemis: no, but he is very athletic, Lance Armstrong?
ncvarinamale: D'OH!! lol....yep
Artemis: well #$[1]s tri-athlete and huge Lance fan, so it was not a hard one for me
ncvarinamale: very cool...you know....i dont follow international bike racing at all..but when the Tour comes on..i get soooooo addicted...lol
Artemis: I could not care less about any of that stuff
ncvarinamale: lol...me either..until it comes on..lol..hey..want to play a game that we both prob played as kids?
Artemis: and what would that be
ncvarinamale: Truth or dare...well..to be honest mostly truth since we are both online..lol
Artemis: ok
ncvarinamale: cool
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: hum, what is T and what is D
Artemis: ooh
Artemis: truth or dare
Artemis: never mind me, I am blonde
ncvarinamale: rriiiiggghhhhh..lol...oh you're fine...
ncvarinamale: right...geeeesh can't type today
ncvarinamale: so..
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: Truth and I will use my judgment as to weather or not I will answer
ncvarinamale: fair enough
ncvarinamale: what is the wildest thing you have ever done? something that would make me say oh my god..lol
Artemis: I got this tattoo last weekend
Artemis: ----> (a picture of my tattoo was up)
ncvarinamale: yeah i see that....what does it mean?
Artemis: it’s a drunken monkey
ncvarinamale: aaahhhh...yes of course...lol
ncvarinamale: ok....truth me..but it cna't just be "and you?"..lol
Artemis: ok, so are you really married
ncvarinamale: yes...will be "seperated" after christmas..but even then i will still be married..lol
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: who is your one "gimme"? the one that if he becomes available it's just sort of understood that you would hook up wiht him whether you were involved or not? for instance...a lot of women't "gimme" would be someone like Brad Pitt
ncvarinamale: women's
Artemis: wow, I am far too happy where I am, no "gimme" needed, even if he never would find out
ncvarinamale: mine would be a YOUNG Ann Margaret...lol...so guess i don't have one either..lol
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok my turn
Artemis: did you ever screw around on your wife?
Ncvarinamale: no
Artemis: good for you
ncvarinamale:has SHE on ME? that's another story and hence the seperation...
ncvarinamale: t or d ?
Artemis: t
ncvarinamale: if money were no object where would you go and what would you be doing?
Artemis: Madagascar scuba diving with my honey boo.
ncvarinamale: very nice...
ncvarinamale: truth me
Artemis: ok, I am going home, have a nice evening
ncvarinamale: uh...ok....
ncvarinamale: are you a moaner or a screamer?
Artemis: why would you be so stupid as to ask a stranger that?
Artemis: saved the assbaggery for the end I see.
ncvarinamale: yeah...that's me...assbaggeries R US...yessiree bob..true dat...yeppers..you bet your skippy...
Artemis: Great
ncvarinamale: Actually...I'm just killing time here at work....if that offends you...it was not my intent..i was just having some fun to break up the boredom
Artemis: but that was our right wrong
ncvarinamale: uh....huh?
Artemis: why is that your business, why do you need to know that, why would you want to know that?
ncvarinamale: because it's a truth...that is the nature of the game...to reveal the real truth...
ncvarinamale: and to try to win the game
Artemis: that was more personal than truth, why do most men think that is ok?
ncvarinamale: why do most thin it's not..?
ncvarinamale: sorry....why do most women think it's not?
Artemis: there is plenty of room in the profile section to put such information if I wanted it known
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Cap’n Stoopid
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cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: who are you?
cap25n2004: hi iam bernard frome france
Artemis: why do I need to look at your cam?
Artemis: let me guess, your penis is out?
cap25n2004: u like penis
cap25n2004: i see your fotos album u are sexy
Artemis : wow, gee, I have never seen 1 before, wow, gee, you are so kind to offer me yours, wow gee, this has never happened before, wow gee, are the only guy on the face of the planet that has 1?
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Artemis: can you read?
Artemis: CAN YOU?
cap25n2004: yes u speak fresh?
Artemis: fresh what
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: read my damn profile you idiot
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what is your problem?
cap25n2004: i send my cam not penis ok
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what?
cap25n2004: no probleme
Artemis: DID YOU READ MY PROFILE?
cap25n2004: yes
Artemis: what did you not understand; I’ll clarify it for you
cap25n2004: curling
cap25n2004: u are nice u are maried?
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: damn
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: where are u frome
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: are really this stoooopid, or do you just play 1 on TV?
cap25n2004::)
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Artemis: why are you winking at me
cap25n2004: i like dialogue with u
cap25n2004: yahoo
Artemis: why did you send me the "heart" thingy
cap25n2004: gung fu sheep is good
cap25n2004: any where
cap25n2004: grrrrrrrrr
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cap25n2004: u have webcam
cap25n2004: yes or no
Artemis: if I did I would not want you looking at it
cap25n2004: send your cam pleas
Artemis: Why are you begging, desperation is very unattractive
Artemis: NO
Artemis: ASSBAG NO
cap25n2004: i speak english little ok iam frenshmen
Artemis: NO is universal
cap25n2004: yes i searsh frend ship ok
Artemis: absolument pas (I Googled an English to French dictionary, absolutely not)
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis: absolument pas (Absolutely not)
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cap25n2004: send your cam
Artemis: absolument pas
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are stupid
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: bête (stupid)
About an hour later
cap25n2004: i come back
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: and? You want me to be happy about this?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: send your cam
cap25n2004: i like to see u
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: no probleme u like to see me
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
About an hour later:
cap25n2004: hi
Artemis : what now
cap25n2004: what do u do now
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : ?
cap25n2004: u chat
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : not with idiots
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are not gentille
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are horibbole
Artemis : then go away, which is the idea
cap25n2004: where i go i stay here ok
cap25n2004: fuck
Artemis : see above comment
cap25n2004: :)
Next Day!
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Artemis : what!?!
cap25n2004: how are u
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: i am tired of you bothering me
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: i love u
cap25n2004: :)
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Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Artemis: NO YOU STOOPID FOOL
cap25n2004: i send my cam accepte
Artemis : N O
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
You have been invited to view cap25n2004's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
cap25n2004: stop u are craysi
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I think he finally got the hint Or not, 2 hours later:
cap25n2004: MONKEY
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: I LOVE U
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: who are you?
cap25n2004: hi iam bernard frome france
Artemis: why do I need to look at your cam?
Artemis: let me guess, your penis is out?
cap25n2004: u like penis
cap25n2004: i see your fotos album u are sexy
Artemis : wow, gee, I have never seen 1 before, wow, gee, you are so kind to offer me yours, wow gee, this has never happened before, wow gee, are the only guy on the face of the planet that has 1?
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Artemis: can you read?
Artemis: CAN YOU?
cap25n2004: yes u speak fresh?
Artemis: fresh what
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: read my damn profile you idiot
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what is your problem?
cap25n2004: i send my cam not penis ok
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: what?
cap25n2004: no probleme
Artemis: DID YOU READ MY PROFILE?
cap25n2004: yes
Artemis: what did you not understand; I’ll clarify it for you
cap25n2004: curling
cap25n2004: u are nice u are maried?
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: damn
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: where are u frome
Artemis: IT’S IN MY PROFILE
Artemis: are really this stoooopid, or do you just play 1 on TV?
cap25n2004::)
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Artemis: why are you winking at me
cap25n2004: i like dialogue with u
cap25n2004: yahoo
Artemis: why did you send me the "heart" thingy
cap25n2004: gung fu sheep is good
cap25n2004: any where
cap25n2004: grrrrrrrrr
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cap25n2004: u have webcam
cap25n2004: yes or no
Artemis: if I did I would not want you looking at it
cap25n2004: send your cam pleas
Artemis: Why are you begging, desperation is very unattractive
Artemis: NO
Artemis: ASSBAG NO
cap25n2004: i speak english little ok iam frenshmen
Artemis: NO is universal
cap25n2004: yes i searsh frend ship ok
Artemis: absolument pas (I Googled an English to French dictionary, absolutely not)
cap25n2004: ok
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis: absolument pas (Absolutely not)
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cap25n2004: send your cam
Artemis: absolument pas
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are stupid
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: bête (stupid)
About an hour later
cap25n2004: i come back
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: and? You want me to be happy about this?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: send your cam
cap25n2004: i like to see u
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: no probleme u like to see me
Artemis: how many ways can I say NO?
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
About an hour later:
cap25n2004: hi
Artemis : what now
cap25n2004: what do u do now
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : ?
cap25n2004: u chat
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis : not with idiots
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are not gentille
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: u are horibbole
Artemis : then go away, which is the idea
cap25n2004: where i go i stay here ok
cap25n2004: fuck
Artemis : see above comment
cap25n2004: :)
Next Day!
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Artemis : what!?!
cap25n2004: how are u
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: i am tired of you bothering me
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: i love u
cap25n2004: :)
You have been invited to view cap25n2004's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Artemis: NO YOU STOOPID FOOL
cap25n2004: i send my cam accepte
Artemis : N O
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: :)
You have been invited to view cap25n2004's webcam.
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
Artemis : NO
cap25n2004: bye
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
cap25n2004: stop u are craysi
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Artemis : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I think he finally got the hint Or not, 2 hours later:
cap25n2004: MONKEY
cap25n2004: :)
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
Artemis: NO NO NO
cap25n2004: :)
cap25n2004: I LOVE U
Monday, February 06, 2006
He’s a Beg-onia, and "fb" does not stand for Fat Back
ken green: hi
Artemis: hello
ken green: ken here
ken green: how are you?
Artemis: I am fine
ken green: what are you up to
ken green: ?
Artemis: working
Artemis: you
ken green: home
ken green: you looking?
Artemis: at what
ken green: a man?
Artemis: no, I am looking at my monitor right now and pulling some web update material to post live
Artemis: are you looking at a man?
ken green: for a man..sorry
Artemis: I have 2 questions. 1- Are you reader and 2- do you smoke dope, 'cause you seem to have a short term memory problem. We have chatted before, recently too.
ken green: i know
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: im good
ken green: with memory
Artemis: good?
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: you seem to be a little upset
Artemis: no, I thought it funny
Artemis: that you asked again
Artemis: and so soon
ken green: why not?
Artemis: why not what
ken green: ask again
ken green: any pic in the box?
Artemis: yours is, yes
ken green: about yours?
Artemis: you don’t see my owl?
ken green: no pic in your box
Artemis: there is an owl wearing a sombrero, its funny, too bad you can’t see it (http://users.adelphia.net/~steven_kawski/owls.html funniest dang thing I have ever seen)
ken green: i know
ken green: i wanted to see you
Artemis: it’s in my profile
Artemis: I like the owl
ken green: saw them youre beautiful
Artemis: he is my friend
ken green: fb?
Artemis: that’s in the profile too
ken green: what?
Artemis: all the info you seek
ken green: what info you think i seek?
Artemis: if I have a boyfriend or not geez, this is like 20 questions
Artemis: you just asked that, that is how I know what you seek
ken green: im asking if youre available
Artemis: and in my profile, if you read it, it says: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship then I even put: Latest News: If your profile is blank, don’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship
ken green: all i wanted to know is if you looking for a fb
Artemis: so you are hoping I am a skank?
ken green: no
ken green: that you wanna play a littlew
Artemis: ? what?
ken green: dont get mad
Artemis: I don’t know exactly what you are asking
ken green: what?
ken green: how come?
Artemis: spit it out dude
Artemis: wtf are you talking about
ken green: sex
Artemis: you do hope I am a skank
ken green: a little
ken green: with me
Artemis: why are you begging? That’s very unattractive
Artemis: and very sad
Artemis: but not sad enough for a pity fuck
ken green: what do you mean?
Artemis: you see this "And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship “that means NO, yet you still persist, that is the very definition of begging
ken green: forget it
Artemis: already did
Artemis: hello
ken green: ken here
ken green: how are you?
Artemis: I am fine
ken green: what are you up to
ken green: ?
Artemis: working
Artemis: you
ken green: home
ken green: you looking?
Artemis: at what
ken green: a man?
Artemis: no, I am looking at my monitor right now and pulling some web update material to post live
Artemis: are you looking at a man?
ken green: for a man..sorry
Artemis: I have 2 questions. 1- Are you reader and 2- do you smoke dope, 'cause you seem to have a short term memory problem. We have chatted before, recently too.
ken green: i know
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: im good
ken green: with memory
Artemis: good?
Artemis: oh ok
ken green: you seem to be a little upset
Artemis: no, I thought it funny
Artemis: that you asked again
Artemis: and so soon
ken green: why not?
Artemis: why not what
ken green: ask again
ken green: any pic in the box?
Artemis: yours is, yes
ken green: about yours?
Artemis: you don’t see my owl?
ken green: no pic in your box
Artemis: there is an owl wearing a sombrero, its funny, too bad you can’t see it (http://users.adelphia.net/~steven_kawski/owls.html funniest dang thing I have ever seen)
ken green: i know
ken green: i wanted to see you
Artemis: it’s in my profile
Artemis: I like the owl
ken green: saw them youre beautiful
Artemis: he is my friend
ken green: fb?
Artemis: that’s in the profile too
ken green: what?
Artemis: all the info you seek
ken green: what info you think i seek?
Artemis: if I have a boyfriend or not geez, this is like 20 questions
Artemis: you just asked that, that is how I know what you seek
ken green: im asking if youre available
Artemis: and in my profile, if you read it, it says: Marital Status: Long-term Relationship then I even put: Latest News: If your profile is blank, don’t bother me. NO I am not BI. NO I am not into S&M or Bondage. And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship
ken green: all i wanted to know is if you looking for a fb
Artemis: so you are hoping I am a skank?
ken green: no
ken green: that you wanna play a littlew
Artemis: ? what?
ken green: dont get mad
Artemis: I don’t know exactly what you are asking
ken green: what?
ken green: how come?
Artemis: spit it out dude
Artemis: wtf are you talking about
ken green: sex
Artemis: you do hope I am a skank
ken green: a little
ken green: with me
Artemis: why are you begging? That’s very unattractive
Artemis: and very sad
Artemis: but not sad enough for a pity fuck
ken green: what do you mean?
Artemis: you see this "And NO, I don’t want to see your penis. I am in an exclusive relationship “that means NO, yet you still persist, that is the very definition of begging
ken green: forget it
Artemis: already did
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